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tbh could definitely be iced tea, you need to eat more protein and fat and get a richer, stinkier piss going op. HR is gonna be mad but I'm just disappointed
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:17 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:02 |
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op should drink what's in the bottle
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:17 |
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Nonsense posted:still not as good as the girl who found her goon boyfriend's jizz bottle That was some good poo poo.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:18 |
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try drinking some fricking water idiot, that is not a healthy urine colour and clear hydrated piss would pass as water.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:21 |
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City of Tampa posted:Tell HR that it's actually your co-worker's piss bottle, and that when you voiced your objection to it your co-worker said that he/she would lie to HR to get you in trouble. this is the obvious solution OP. the second piss bottle is an especially nice touch.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:22 |
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gently caress it, just murder your coworker op. Do you want to keep your job or not?
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:24 |
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Hungry Joe posted:Jiggled again
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:25 |
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Tell HR that you don't feel comfortable using a bathroom at work until they have one for Otherkin.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:26 |
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lmbo what would you have done if the bottle filled up and you were still pissing?
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:29 |
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Good color in that piss. Way to get your daily vitamins and nutrients OP
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:31 |
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also not the same as the goon who tried to insanely justify his piss bottling in the middle of the night. "I just don't wanna get up, I'm really clean about it" he says, as he jams the tip of his dick into the bottle and it sprays all over the inside of it.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:31 |
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i dont know why people use bottles. I used to just use an empty milk gallon jug. Holds more pee and a bigger hole to piss into.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:34 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:op should drink what's in the bottle Op should drink the piss. It'd be really funny. He should drink it and film it and maybe spill some on himself. That'd be funny haha. Like not sexual just funny hahah please do this op. for laughs.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:35 |
Did you know that if you piss out your window frequently it will cause the grass to become discolored?
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:36 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Op should drink the piss. It'd be really funny. He should drink it and film it and maybe spill some on himself. That'd be funny haha. Like not sexual just funny hahah please do this op. for laughs. mod challenge: pour the bottle's contents on your face you dirty, dirty boy
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:36 |
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ban opeepee
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:36 |
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Tell him you were saving it for your next drug test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wskkg7rXMkA
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:41 |
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No More Heroes posted:Did you know that if you piss out your window frequently it will cause the grass to become discolored? Oh yeah?
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:47 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:op should drink what's in the bottle
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOcqF-owWe8&t=45s
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:51 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:op should drink what's in the bottle MOD CHALLENGE
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:17 |
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What surprisingly frothy urine
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:19 |
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1. i obviously got rid of the piss bottle once i found out i was being reported 2. that pic was taken right after i had a nice fresh piss in there. last time i checked apple juice wasnt steamy and frothy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:20 |
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jalopybrown posted:try drinking some fricking water idiot, that is not a healthy urine colour and clear hydrated piss would pass as water. i take a multi daily so my piss will be yellow no matter how much water i drink, i drink at least 3L a day
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:22 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:op should drink what's in the bottle Drink it for your health OP quote:Auto-urine therapy, or urotherapy as it is sometimes known, dates back to several ancient cultures and even, arguably, the Bible. Egyptian medical texts and Chinese and Indian documents mention the benefits of drinking one's urine, while the Aztecs used it to disinfect wounds. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/urine-the-bodys-own-health-drink-467303.html
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:25 |
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dammit ray you cant be leaving your piss jugs everywhere
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:32 |
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jigglemaster7 posted:i take a multi daily so my piss will be yellow no matter how much water i drink, i drink at least 3L a day i do the same and my pee is clear and in the potty where it belongs
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:35 |
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If the piss is chugged, you can't be judged
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:48 |
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You should have used the empty water cooler bottle, and when the man comes to get it, tell him a mule peed in it.
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:50 |
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Absalom Baird posted:If the piss is chugged, you can't be judged I'm not sure that is entirely true
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:53 |
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Also, truckers are to blame for the piss bottle menace at the sides of highways. Is it hard to keep a piss bottle or you just throw it out your window in your hobo shack on wheels?
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:55 |
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try to incriminate everyone by pissing in their bottles
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# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:59 |
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You should maybe see a doctor OP I've heard that foamy pee can be symptomatic of some bad stuff
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:00 |
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I'll drink your pee or anyone's pee for 5 thousand dollars
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:01 |
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lol @ ur tiny dick that can piss in a bottle that small
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:01 |
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How would someone know it's piss anyway?
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:02 |
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they should fire you for your username and av
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:03 |
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gender illusionist posted:they should fire you for your username and av rude imo
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:21 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:02 |
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once you get locked into a piss bottle collection the tendency is to take it as far as you can
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