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Tips / Tricks / Lifehacks for all poo poo related activitiesObama Africanus posted:
 Nostalgia4Infinity posted:a big meaty BM   FAT SLAMPIG posted:i was on percs for a week when I had to have a screw put in my foot. Surgery done on Monday, and the following Saturday morning I realized that I had't taken a poo poo since before I was put under.  Spicy Guacamole posted:please put this in the op tia Zeris fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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"Poopin' motor oil"
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Nov 13, 2014 00:47
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I got nice solid poops, but I bring my own TP to work since the poo poo they stock is like sandpaper. Guy in the next stall is screaming in pain while I'm wiping my rear end with silk.
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Nov 13, 2014 00:51
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I hate the smell of poop and thinking of all the tiny little poo poo particles in the air. That's why I try to only breathe in nice clean weed smoke when I'm on my shitter at home
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Nov 13, 2014 00:53
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i use baby wipes and if you dont then you aint livin right brother
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Nov 13, 2014 01:13
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flushable wipes. I eat fiber bars at night specifically so I can blow my rear end in a top hat out before getting on with my day. Usually about 4am. that and I enjoy waking up the house with the sounds (smell if in range) of my trumpeting rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:26
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Yeah gotta at least finish up with flushable wipes
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Nov 13, 2014 01:28
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a thread devoted entirely to pooping? c'mon guys 
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Nov 13, 2014 01:29
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it's the military in a nutshell. a nutshell covered in poop.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:34
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:a thread devoted entirely to pooping?
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Nov 13, 2014 01:55
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:a thread devoted entirely to pooping? God whatever dad
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Nov 13, 2014 02:04
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Spicy Guacamole posted:This poo poo's important. You of all people should know that.
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Nov 13, 2014 02:05
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anal apocalypse, a good name for a band and whatever this is
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Nov 13, 2014 02:28
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ya know what gave me horrible gas one day? seven layer nacho flavored Combos. not necessarily apocalyptic, unless you go mixing it with a belly full of taco bell.
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Nov 13, 2014 02:37
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Those milk cartons you get in the field that you don't have to refrigerate woo boy
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Nov 13, 2014 02:41
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I remember my first time drinking mass quantities of Guinness on a St Patrick's Day years back. I woke up hungover the next morning, needing to take what felt like the biggest poo poo of my life. I sat down, and started off with my normal morning after piss. I looked down, and noticed that nothing was coming out of my dick. It took my hungover brain a few seconds to make the connection that the steady stream of liquid I was hearing hit the water was actually coming out of my rear end in a top hat. I'd had liquid shits before, but this was an evil, black, oily stream of liquid shooting out of my body like an over-pumped super-soaker. Needless to say, this has become my annual March 18th tradition.
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Nov 13, 2014 03:22
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Christoff posted:Those milk cartons you get in the field that you don't have to refrigerate woo boy We called those cambodian breast milk. That poo poo was just unnatural.
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Nov 13, 2014 06:04
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Carteret posted:We called those cambodian breast milk. That poo poo was just unnatural. Ultra-high temp milk. We'd have to use UHT underway if we didn't get fresh milk via unreps or port calls frequently enough.
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Nov 13, 2014 06:17
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pkells posted:the steady stream of liquid I was hearing hit the water was actually coming out of my rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 13, 2014 06:19
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I took Dakota out a bit ago after he was done playing with some other dogs and he pissed so loving hard I could hear it across the yard. I'm not sure if I've ever been so proud of something in all my life.
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Nov 13, 2014 06:24
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Mr. Nice! posted:Ultra-high temp milk. We'd have to use UHT underway if we didn't get fresh milk via unreps or port calls frequently enough. One time, we had to buy milk from the locals in South America. It was goat milk. 
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Nov 13, 2014 07:40
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Spicy Guacamole posted:This poo poo's important. You of all people should know that. I was gonna go with 'a topic near and dear to your heart'
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Nov 13, 2014 08:57
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Nov 13, 2014 13:37
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I developed this mystery intestinal dysfunction when i was in tech school. Think about the worst gas/stomach flu/constipation pain you have ever had, then add in diarrhea. But not just any diarrhea. Bile. Actual digestive acid. Exiting your sphincter. Every day. Multiple episodes. Usually in rapid succession. So the solution, straight from the finest doctors the government will hire for us, is to live on Imodium. For over a decade and counting. I would be concerned about the long term effects but lol I'm not living to see 50.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:32
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:I was gonna go with 'a topic near and dear to your heart' Maybe 'You would have a stake greater than anyone else here in the condition of the inside of other dudes assholes'
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Nov 13, 2014 21:41
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Genocide Tendency posted:I developed this mystery intestinal dysfunction when i was in tech school. Think about the worst gas/stomach flu/constipation pain you have ever had, then add in diarrhea. But not just any diarrhea. Bile. If you're dumping bile out your rear end in a top hat every day get your gallbladder checked out.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:54
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Mr. Nice! posted:If you're dumping bile out your rear end in a top hat every day get your gallbladder checked out. If you get decent pressure it could be used as a defensive mechanism. Getting blocked by the fat friend at the bar? ANAL ACID!
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Nov 13, 2014 21:58
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If you get decent pressure it could be used as a defensive mechanism. Getting blocked by the fat friend at the bar? ANAL ACID!
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Nov 13, 2014 22:01
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Spicy Guacamole posted:That's still not gonna get your dick touched... unless you're looking for that special brand of really freaky and hosed up chicks. 
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Nov 13, 2014 22:38
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Genocide Tendency posted:I developed this mystery intestinal dysfunction when i was in tech school. Think about the worst gas/stomach flu/constipation pain you have ever had, then add in diarrhea. But not just any diarrhea. Bile. 
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Nov 13, 2014 22:40
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Nov 14, 2014 00:01
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ilu gip <3
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Nov 14, 2014 00:21
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please put this in the op tia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eANZZGjke8
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Nov 14, 2014 00:27
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Speaking of greasy food Feds Spent $10 Million on a Video Game About Escaping a Fat Town quote:he National Institutes of Health (NIH) paid for the development of two video games that promote healthier eating, including “Escape from Diab,” a “nightmare” fictional city where people are only allowed to eat junk food. I guess that goon aircraft carrier thing came true in an unexpected form. edit: also--- quote:After completing the games they were tested on about 100 kids aged 10 to 12. Results of the study found that children increased the amount of fruits and vegetables they eat by 0.67 servings, but that playing a video game did not increase their physical activity levels. Zeris fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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Nov 15, 2014 17:11
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My butt doctor told me to start taking a probiotic. So far I'm 4 days in and I'm no longer afraid of my rectum falling off every time I take a poo poo.
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Nov 21, 2014 03:31
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all y all mothafuckas need to start hitting the weights and the produce aisles
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Nov 21, 2014 08:31
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bengy81 posted:My butt doctor told me to start taking a probiotic. So far I'm 4 days in and I'm no longer afraid of my rectum falling off every time I take a poo poo. My gut problems have finally been diagnosed. The loving va was just useless in all regards except promptly getting me an outside appointment as soon as they legally could. I was recommended to start taking one as well while I'm on the hefty antibiotics I'm on. Sjurygg posted:all y all mothafuckas need to start hitting the weights and the produce aisles Brock Lesnar and Harold Ramis are my spirit guides in life. Never eat a veggie. Lose half your colon and die, maybe, but all the jerky you can eat!
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Nov 21, 2014 16:02
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Sjurygg posted:all y all mothafuckas need to start hitting the weights and the produce aisles I do both, but when your colon has to empty itself the minute anything enters it, it makes the produce isle your worst enemy. The most painful shits I would have were usually the result of eating spinach or other leafy greens. I'm trying to increase my fiber as well, which is kind of a pain right now because I'm trying to increase my protein and decrease my calorie intake. I took a pretty ok poop today, been a little plugged up this week from all my dietary changes, so it was the first legit one this week, but I'm pretty stoked I didn't feel like I needed to go to the hospital afterwards like I used to.
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Waiting out the stomach cramps that are so bad it feels like a black hole has opened up just behind your bellybutton is the best. But what really kicks it in to awesome is when it pulses. So it cramps up, draws in doubling you over and then releases. About half way through the rebound, it cramps again. Eh. Breathing wasn't that great. I'm pretty sure I can get along with out it.
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