alcoholic poo thread:a green turd Tramp Stamp on the lower back of my balls

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

# ? Jan 23, 2015 17:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:51

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MurderBot posted:

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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:24

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

prove it

I hope he proves it by picking you up in a bar and dumping a load in your rear end.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:27

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

so you can come here and tell us about your post bareback gay sex poo poo related issues.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:27

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Mods, Veins is writing GiP slashfic again and I'm really ashamed of this chub I got goin on :mad:

# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:35

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I hope he proves it by picking you up in a bar and dumping a load in your rear end.

i dont go to bars anymore tho :negative:

# ? Jan 23, 2015 20:15

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

That's alright I pick up all my one night mistakes at K-Mart and public health offices.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:13

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Make it happen. Bang out KFF in a Walmart bathroom and use your poo poo smeared dick to Zorro his back.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 04:46

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Make it happen. Bang out KFF in a Walmart bathroom and use your poo poo smeared dick to Zorro his back.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 06:58

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

MurderBot posted:

That's alright I pick up all my one night mistakes at K-Mart and public health offices.

Family planning clinics are where the pros go.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 12:08

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Genocide Tendency posted:

Family planning clinics are where the pros go.

for dudes to pick up dudes?

# ? Jan 24, 2015 14:02

the dad farm: Dec 6, 2005

ill suck a dick, i dont even give a gently caress

# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:34

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

the dad farm posted:

ill suck a dick, i dont even give a gently caress

lmbo

# ? Jan 24, 2015 21:07

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

for dudes to pick up dudes?

Yeah man, once the chicks decide not to go through with it they're your best bet to give them a few inches between their future alimony paying buttcheeks.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 00:00

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

This is me right now.

Speaking of poo poo, I finished the first season of the cleveland show.

And I somehow really liked it.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 06:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JJWuHmqPs

# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:03

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rft_yjoaaAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRoi_FZzCoQ

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jan 27, 2015

# ? Jan 27, 2015 08:22

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

This is me right now.

Speaking of poo poo, I finished the first season of the cleveland show.

And I somehow really liked it.

Yeah, it actually had a bunch of really funny episodes. Like when he went to Harlem

# ? Jan 27, 2015 21:40

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

black history month episode was goddamn amazing

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# ? Jan 28, 2015 03:22

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA

# ? Feb 1, 2015 00:44

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 16:42

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Cross posting

Slim Pickens posted:

The ones that keep their balls for breeding always have huge balls.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 00:43

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Upgraded my toilet

# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:11

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Upgraded my toilet

[tIMG][http://i.imgur.com/FXUlGcc.jpg/tIMG]

Was expecting pic of N4Is mom

# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:12

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Zeris posted:

Was expecting pic of N4Is mom

# ? Mar 20, 2015 17:33

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

phew remind me never to consume milk AND lots of grapes

:nexus:

# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:43

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

phew remind me never to consume milk AND lots of grapes

Today right after lunch I was in stall 3 dealing with the aftermath of eating 2 or 3 beer soaked brats (we had a cookout) combined with a GI bug I've got

One of the guys I work with who is lactose intolerant accidentally ate some cheese with lunch and was in stall 1, we had a productive conversation between massive expulsions of air and poo poo

At least no one was using stall 2, because that toilet has some seriously clogged pipes (it's currently out of order, even after CE came out to try and scope the toilet)

# ? Mar 28, 2015 05:17

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Toilet chat best chat

Almost better than Military pillow talk

# ? Mar 28, 2015 05:45

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Sup guys!

I went into Juarez, Mexico last friday. Ate a TON of tacos from a resturant right as you walk across the border, with lots of salsa on it.

you all wouldn't believe the caliente shits that I took. Might have to go to a burn center

The acid also burnt my taint hair.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 14, 2015

# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:53

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:39

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

I got dysentary in Afghanistan. Their toilets are actually just porcelain holes in the ground you squat over to do business which we got tired of pretty quickly so we built a chair which was just two rectangles with a space between them for pooping. Down side was there was something like a three foot drop to the floor.

One day the shits hit me hard. I use the chair but soon after letting out this torrent of poo poo I realize most of it is hitting the wall and floor behind the hole. There wasn't anything I could do but keep going. There was so much poo poo...

An hour later I have to poo poo again. I head to the other chair we have built being careful to properly aim at the hole when I start to hear two people a row down talking about cleaning up my poo poo (side note: they were artillary, we were infantry and they had left us their fair share of messes plenty of times around the COP that I can say I did that first one guilt free). The only line I remember them saying was, "I can understand missing the hole, but why the gently caress would you just keep going like that?"

I start making GBS threads my brains out again, immediately shotgunning the entire back wall with muck. Again, I couldn't stop it. The damage was done, I was so drat lucky they didn't check my stall before leaving, that they didn't see me leaving.

What I do feel guilty about is that the guys who cleaned up my poo poo were getting hosed up for not cleaning up my poo poo after being told to. Their squad leader walked in and found my second stall, thought his privates just blew him off and were making up excuses. I remember him yelling, "Well why in the gently caress would someone do that twice!?"

That second one I'll feel guilty about for a long time to come.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:38

killmeimmafailure: Apr 19, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFsb6jdDNPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWsvkW6rKkQ

trust me it good if you're real drunk. you're not drinking pussy

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Apr 19, 2015

# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:30

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Took a really ninja combat dump on the way home tonight.

# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:41

killmeimmafailure: Apr 19, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Took a really ninja combat dump on the way home tonight.

You get booze where you at? I watched on an Internet video game that that happens sometimes. Trying to rank up right quick to get my levels the highest

# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:50

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Uh, I am in the U.S. so, yes, there is booze here.

# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:59

killmeimmafailure: Apr 19, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Uh, I am in the U.S. so, yes, there is booze here.

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Love this poo poo

# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:04

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Uh, I am in the U.S. so, yes, there is booze here.

Woah woah woah, what?!?

# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:19

killmeimmafailure: Apr 19, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

This song is not about coke. It's about getting keys to your car after paying your child support

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIxnhVmH7bA

# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:20

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

gently caress off.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:32

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:51

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

Woah woah woah, what?!?

Yeah, dog, they have entire stores full of the stuff here!

# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:57

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