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Soft impact sound. Helicopter shots of a metropolis at dusk — people bustlng, horns honking. COOL MAN [v.o.]: Let me ask you a question... --- That's all I have so far.
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Possible ideas for what the first half of the question is: COOL MAN [v.o.]: What if I told you... COOL MAN [v.o.]: What would you do... COOL MAN [v.o.]: What if I gave you...
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Nov 13, 2014 10:10
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Please note that the cool man has a cool voice.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:11
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Idea: The COOL MAN finishes his query, and we cut to a CLOSE-UP of the COOL MAN's face. He looks worldweary and exhales cigarette smoke. COOL MAN: Would you do it? or COOL MAN: Would you believe me? Something like that.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:16
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at the 45 second mark it breaks into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8&feature=player_detailpage#t=58
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Nov 13, 2014 10:19
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After the COOL MAN asks Would you do it? or whatever he asks, then the production logos show up on the screen and a NEW GUY starts talking about something else, something like: NEW GUY: We got... or NEW GUY: There's fifteen-hundred...
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Nov 13, 2014 10:19
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The NEW GUY starts rambling about some problem the city's got that needs to be solved and there are camera shots showing the sort of thing he's talking about, maybe gang activity.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:21
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Ruin any good jokes the movie might have by putting them in the trailer.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:21
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"Do you STAND UP? Or will you FALL?"
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Nov 13, 2014 10:22
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NEW GUY explains all this and then we cut to him and we see he's lecturing in front of a room of police officers NEW GUY: Any questions?
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Nov 13, 2014 10:23
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ULTIMATE KING OF IRONY GUY: So have you ever heard of the slack?
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Nov 13, 2014 10:24
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This is where we cut to the STAR of the movie I'd say, who was listening to NEW GUY speak the whole time. He doesn't look optimistic.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:25
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Then you wake up in real life.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:25
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Then some poo poo happens and we see the STAR in a montage in which he's losing it due to the pressure of his job. The losing it culminates when he slams his palm against a kitchen cabinet with his wife in the room, startling her and losing the audience's sympathy.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:26
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burritolingus posted:Ruin any good jokes the movie might have by putting them in the trailer.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:28
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Probably this is a good time for COOL MAN to appear again, who says How did you think this was gonna end?
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Nov 13, 2014 10:28
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Probably this is a good time for COOL MAN to appear again, who says How did you think this was gonna end? Holey poo poo
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Nov 13, 2014 10:30
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During the Losing it montage I think it would be good if there were a few seconds inserted in which star grips his steering wheel with both hands and just goes crazy.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:34
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But the steering wheel shot would have to be silent because at that point the music is overpowering and giving everyone tingly arms.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:37
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Riding the emotional high of the steering wheel scene, this would be a good time to crash to a white-on-black title card... A Sir John Feelgood Film so that everyone sees my name while the excitement is high.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:39
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And then we show the actors who are in the film, a bunch of nobodies becauase I'm using unknowns but then randomly in last place is some big name actor in a supporting role that you never thought he'd play, something like and Christian Bale as The Therapist.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:47
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Christian Bale wins an Academy Award.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:47
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Now... possible titles. Taking suggestions.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:48
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Title idea 1: Passion Man edit: Nevermind, I don't like this
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Nov 13, 2014 10:55
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just 35 seconds single take, slowly zooming in through a window as a man stabs himself repeatedly in the face, stoically and silent with perfect rhythm, then fade to black and after another 5 seconds "FINDING NEMO 2"
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Nov 13, 2014 11:09
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HOT GIRL: [crying] I can't lose you *cut to COOL MAN* *cut back to HOT GIRL* HOT GIRL: [whispered] not again
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Nov 13, 2014 11:11
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*Camera pans to my sexy freckly body fixing a car* Cool Man: [huh]??? *close up on the TheRatBoyGenius* TheRatboyGenius: There's a lot you don't know about me. *camera pans down to TheRatboyGenius's legs* {note that one of the legs is an ak-47} *camera zooms in on Cool Man to get his reaction* Cool Man: Awkward... *camera zooms in on Cool Mans legs* {note that one of the legs is an ak-47} [ Get ready for the laugh out loud Romantic Comedy of the Summer!]
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Nov 13, 2014 11:30
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Voiceover: This summer... *Guy looks at camera* "Where youre going you wont need your asses" Voiceover: Theres a new kid on the block Camera is focaused on an rear end in denim jeans, the jeans explode and ninja stars fly out from between the buttcheeks like a machinegun. Bad guys asses all explode. Title explodes onto screen: rear end CRISIS
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Nov 13, 2014 11:34
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This just came to me. COOL MAN [v.o.] Did you ever ask yourself what you want out of life? STAR looking glumly at a huge pile of work on his desk. COOL MAN [v.o.] What do you see when you look in the mirror? STAR looking at himself in the mirror.
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Nov 13, 2014 11:37
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[high contrast footage of happy black lab playing in a park] Voiceover [upbeat, family film tone]: The whole family loves him. He's man's best friend. But sometimes... [split-second closeup of dog's face, grainy black-and-white] Voiceover: Friends... [even closer closeup] Voiceover:: aren't as close [closeup on the dog's eye] Voiceover: as enemies [fade to black for 2 seconds] [Panning shot of Afghan mountain ranges] [cut to dog walking into cave, slightly sepia-tone] [montage of dog training with Al Qaeda] Voiceover: Coming this fall... [Dog on Islamic prayer mat] Voiceover [and bold title frame]: Obama's America
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Nov 13, 2014 11:41
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lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sGft0kPCIw
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