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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
he keeps watching over my shoulder everything i'm doing on my laptop. i was just loving around with google maps but now that noticed he's snooping what are some things I can do to freak him out?

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
whip out your dick

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Rape him :D

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

he's into you, op

sexually

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Whirlwind Jones posted:

he keeps watching over my shoulder everything i'm doing on my laptop. i was just loving around with google maps but now that noticed he's snooping what are some things I can do to freak him out?

Post in gbs

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
touch his wiener

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
He's after your treasure, man! Don't trust him for a second!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
you two should have sex.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.



Is he still staring now?

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
its me

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

I'm watching your screen while you post this btw

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

introduce yourself and make a friend, dont be such a goony goon

weaselthingo
Sep 13, 2014
look up pictures of ducks everyday for a month

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
he's watching you while you post and im watching what you post. you are some kinda internet celebrity

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Type the N-WORD in 72pt font

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
why don't you pay attention to the lecture and take notes slacker

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
open word and make the font huge and write things like

"MASTER PASSWORD LIST

https://www.lemonparty.org USER NAME: butfuker69 PASSWORD: R1mjob69"

etc

lol i cant take the url tags off dont click that at work

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Goatse you shmuck

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

1gnoirents posted:

open word and make the font huge and write things like

"MASTER PASSWORD LIST

https://www.lemonparty.org USER NAME: butfuker69 PASSWORD: R1mjob69"

etc

lol i cant take the url tags off dont click that at work

for christmas, i'm known as the local goatse santa

i go around dropping 10 cent 5 mb USB sticks around parking lots and grocery stores, with "SECRET GOOGLE PROJECT FILES"
and when they plug it in, a big ol goatse pops up

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

TontoCorazon posted:

Goatse you shmuck

This but in front of the entire class

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Go to the bathroom and come back and sneak up behind and whisper "I love you" into his ear and kiss him on the cheek. He'll think it's cute I bet and it might be the start of a long and meaningful relationship between you two that will transcend time.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
he goon?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Pop up goatse, slowly bring your eyes close to the screen and then start slowly zooming in. Move your eyes to give the impression you're searching for something.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ask him about stairs but stutter and gently caress it up

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Kuato posted:

Go to the bathroom and come back and sneak up behind and whisper "I love you" into his ear and kiss him on the cheek. He'll think it's cute I bet and it might be the start of a long and meaningful relationship between you two that will transcend time.

Do this but then break his heart.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
google some STD symptoms and start to look worried. Make sure you glance his way a bunch

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



you could move to a different seat that isnt next to a mirror

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
why dont you just give him a kiss OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Find out his name on the down low and start stalking him on Facebook.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Try talking to him like a human

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
just loving kill the human being.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
put youre head on the keyboard then slam the laptop closed and open over and over again as hard as u can and make it a vine and post that vine itt

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

sexy young infidel posted:

why dont you just give him a kiss OP

its good to see other good posting superstars return to the forums

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

boom boom boom posted:

Try talking to him like a human

if that fails try talking to him like a parakeet

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



you should tell him how good his hair looks i bet that would make him feel really gay

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Take his candy bar and smash his glasses.

FUCK YOU CAT!
Mar 23, 2009

FUCKIN' AIR DUSTER
big DUST WITH text
big AIR CATtext
So are you you mug.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



haha you should like grabn his dick

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

lol if you are still in school in tyool 2014

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Excelzior posted:

lol if you are still in school in tyool 2014

some people were even born this year

still freaks me out sometimes

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