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best one was a girl i know who worked at some sort of event coordination company and when her rear end got canned, her new title was "art enthusiast and freelance personal assistant"
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Nov 13, 2014 20:34
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Student of Life / Professional Traveller at The Whole Wide World
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"increasingly not so recent graduate" (this is mine btw)
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i dont have linkedin but my title will probably be "video gamer extraordinaire"
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nanerpuss posted:best one was a girl i know who worked at some sort of event coordination company and when her rear end got canned, her new title was "art enthusiast and freelance personal assistant" so hooker
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Nov 13, 2014 21:56
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Mightaswell, your connection Werthog 95 has endorsed you!
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i get endorsed in stupid not computer related poo poo that i don't do at all and there's no reference to in my profile, but is related to the industry i do IT in. it would be like if i did medical computer stuff being endorsed for pap smears and antibiotic perscribin'
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Nov 13, 2014 22:04
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linkedin endorsements are basically facebook pokes
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Werthog 95 posted:Mightaswell, your connection Werthog 95 has endorsed you! shitposting +1
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no lie if you put "PGA Pro" as your title on linkedin you will get random invites from boomer ceos looking for free golf lessons and also cold calls from recruiters for greenskeeper positions
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Nov 13, 2014 22:09
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:so hooker haha yeah pretty much, she's kind of a user.
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CONGRATULATE YOUR CONTACT JAMES ON HIS ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY AT THE GEEK SQUAD
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a mom of a guy i know in hs is a linkedin conncetion or w/e and she keeps endorsing me even tho she hasn't talked to me since i was like 16
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does that mean she wants me?
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if endorsements didn't require confirmation literally everyone that's connected to me would be an expert cocksucker
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if endorsements didn't require confirmation literally everyone that's connected to me would be an expert cocksucker well, it'd be on their linkedin, anyways
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Nov 13, 2014 23:57
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Mightaswell posted:Student of Life / Professional Traveller at The Whole Wide World this owns if it's actually true
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Jonny 290 posted:well, it'd be on their linkedin, anyways i believe i was p clear
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mishaq posted:this owns if it's actually true yeah being a fundie seems to have its advantages
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my favorite way to tell if someone is a giant piece of poo poo on facebook is they have education: school of hard knocks
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PuTTY riot posted:does that mean she wants me? yes. speaking of cool moms: http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/ex-ravens-cheerleader-arrested-charged-with-sex-with-teen-110514 gooooooo ravens :/
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linkedin of sex
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CrunkDog420 posted:my favorite way to tell if someone is a giant piece of poo poo on facebook is they have putty riot likes this
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newreply.php posted:linkedin of sex mods
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newreply.php posted:linkedin of sex "huh, it says 'congratulate james on his new skill'? oh god archive ARCHIVE"
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newreply.php posted:linkedin of sex 
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:i get endorsed in stupid not computer related poo poo that i don't do at all and there's no reference to in my profile, but is related to the industry i do IT in. it would be like if i did medical computer stuff being endorsed for pap smears and antibiotic perscribin' me too. for some reason people like to endorse me for "close protection" and "security training" which I have never really done.
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high getter
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computer toucher posted:me too. for some reason people like to endorse me for "close protection" and "security training" which I have never really done. theyre being polite cuz they know ur an incompetent fucklord
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lol i don't have a libkedn and why the fck would I I intend to get every job through word of muth
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echinopsis posted:lol LinkedIn is alot of mouths
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linked in is for idiot hell fuckers that don't have real connections
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LinkedIn is for all of the people you worked with but would never stay in contact with in a social sense. if they ever go on to do something interesting they could hit you up or likewise, but otherwise you can forget about them.
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dear insufferable jerk I worked with 7 years ago, my company is doing a temporary $10k referral bonus for hires with your skill set, and while I don't like you on a personal level, the ten grand could go a long way toward making you more palatable. how about your send me your résumé so I can make some money?
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LinkedIn is really only useful , IMO , for applying to jobs where it takes your linkedin profile and fills in all the poo poo Otherwise it's just recruiter spam
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The Management posted:LinkedIn is for all of the people you worked with but would never stay in contact with in a social sense. if they ever go on to do something interesting they could hit you up or likewise, but otherwise you can forget about them. And this ya
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