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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I want to maximize my chances of netting a HB. Would improving my physique help or are women just vapid cunts who only care about cars and money?

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
* tips fedora at chick

* is swole

" m'lady"

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Apthous posted:

I want to maximize my chances of netting a HB. Would improving my physique help or are women just vapid cunts who only care about cars and money?

if you can dead lift 200 or so lbs you can pick up most women.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
If you mean literally, then yeah.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

TOILETLORD posted:

if you can dead lift 200 or so lbs you can pick up most women.

*without going to prison

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Maybe stop using words like swole and chicks.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Beige posted:

Maybe stop using words like swole and chicks.

There are only so many hours in the day. Should I spend my time getting pecs or tecs?

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

go to the gym and do nothing except bench press and bicep curls

youre welcome.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Just losing some weight worked wonders for me.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
yes. have broad shoulders.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
It only helps insofar as you will have more confidence.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Getting swole is gay and helps you have gay sex with other gays. If thats what you're after, by all means, go gay it up at the gym.

Thunder Sheep
Apr 3, 2009

no one in gbs knows

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
you just need to get strong enough you can beat up people that look smaller than you so you can impress the ladies.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Yea drunk/ slutty girls love muscles and abs. If you have abs girls will blow you, its that simple

Hercules Caligula
Feb 17, 2007

TOILETLORD posted:

if you can dead lift 200 or so lbs you can pick up most women.

Not curvy girl goons though

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
yes

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

it helps you pick up the sort of chicks who like swole guys

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Riso posted:

It only helps insofar as you will have more confidence.
nah.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25376054?dopt=Abstract

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
My face is pretty hideous and I am short so I am just trying to increase my chances of getting a HB to S my D that is all and am wondering if I should focus on getting money or at the gym.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I got swole but I am also a 4th degree burn victims so don't be a burn victim and you're probably alright.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.

Apthous posted:

There are only so many hours in the day. Should I spend my time getting pecs or tecs?

Thigh adductors should be 90% of your workout, with the other 10% being cardio. Make those bad boysbulge.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Lasher posted:

I got swole but I am also a 4th degree burn victims so don't be a burn victim and you're probably alright.

I'm pretty ugly/short I would imagine that a tall attractive burn victim would probably be ahead of me on the attractiveness scale.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Apthous posted:

I'm short
nevermind. sorry for your loss.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
how ugly and short op?

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

rear end cobra posted:

how ugly and short op?

Like Danny Devito ugly and Tom Cruise short.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you are short you should get super swole. like so swole everyone knows you are ashamed of being short swole. Then show how great you are by beating up everyone taller than you, and mkae sure you are loud enough you stand out in a crowd.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
at least youre not danny devito short :)

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

TOILETLORD posted:

if you are short you should get super swole. like so swole everyone knows you are ashamed of being short swole. Then show how great you are by beating up everyone taller than you, and mkae sure you are loud enough you stand out in a crowd.

I'm not really interested in beating guys up unless it helps me get chix.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Apthous posted:

I'm not really interested in beating guys up unless it helps me get chix.

it can depending on location/women.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

TOILETLORD posted:

it can depending on location/women.

I'm 28 now and unemployed and live with my parents is it too late to take up a manly profession like firefighter or dog catcher to help me pick up HBs?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Apthous posted:

I'm 28 now and unemployed and live with my parents is it too late to take up a manly profession like firefighter or dog catcher to help me pick up HBs?

construction bitch, and or miner.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

TOILETLORD posted:

construction bitch, and or miner.

But those don't have the sexual appeal of running into a burning building and saving a puppy with my swole arms from doing so many curls.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
the good thing about being a short manlet is that you don't have to pack on as much muscle to look swole as us tall supermen

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

LordArgh posted:

the good thing about being a short manlet is that you don't have to pack on as much muscle to look swole as us tall supermen

I fully accept my status as a subhuman as an ugly manlet, but I am just looking for a little help here in trying to pick up chix.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Apthous posted:

I fully accept my status as a subhuman as an ugly manlet, but I am just looking for a little help here in trying to pick up chix.

get buff with a beer gut grow a beard talk like a dwarf.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Apthous posted:

I'm 28 now and unemployed and live with my parents is it too late to take up a manly profession like firefighter or dog catcher to help me pick up HBs?

as someone who lived with parents immediately after college this will sully your chances with any ladies minus the ones who are out to bleed any cash you have on hand

soprofol
Nov 2, 2014
Do you guys think shoe lifts would help me look less like a manlet?

I'm 6'1", so just below average.

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

TOILETLORD posted:

get buff with a beer gut grow a beard talk like a dwarf.

Should I still refer to anyone over 6'2" as "master" or should I hide that non-alpha male behavior and just say it in my head?

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