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Apthous posted:Should I still refer to anyone over 6'2" as "master" or should I hide that non-alpha male behavior and just say it in my head? no you beat them up using your low center of gravity.
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TOILETLORD posted:no you beat them up using your low center of gravity. That doesn't sound like it could happen my doctor jesus doesn't love anyone under 6'5".
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Nov 14, 2014 15:16
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lol op if ur a manlet then no tru HBB will ever want u no matter how swole u get. u shud jst try and get any scraps u can beta manlet lol
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Nov 14, 2014 15:28
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Gaunab posted:lol op if ur a manlet then no tru HBB will ever want u no matter how swole u get. u shud jst try and get any scraps u can beta manlet lol You are right I was just pretending, basically any girl looks like an HB from my perspective.
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Nov 14, 2014 15:30
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you can lift a bar over your head. awesome. cool. i believe with modern technology we have outdated the need for "crude matter" as yoda would say. women will come to understand this soon enough and my gamerscore will be right there waiting, pumped to the max
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Nov 14, 2014 15:36
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whats a HB somebody post a pic please
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Nov 14, 2014 15:49
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rear end cobra posted:whats a HB somebody post a pic please 
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Nov 14, 2014 15:52
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being swole mainly impresses swole dudes. there are a few broken girls who are into swole dudes. most girls just want you to have a big dick, which is only something you can have genetically, sorry bro. you can fool them by having a low body fat percentage, or distract them with money, but really its all about the d.
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Nov 14, 2014 15:53
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i think a short ugly 28 year old who lives with his parents could manage that
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Nov 14, 2014 15:54
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Apthous posted:I want to maximize my chances of netting a HB. Would improving my physique help or are women just vapid cunts who only care about cars and money? getting swole helped me to pick up your mom because shes fat
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Nov 14, 2014 15:57
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TenementFunster posted:yes. have broad shoulders.
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Nov 14, 2014 15:57
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swoleness is only useful when searching for hot mancock, imo
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Nov 14, 2014 15:58
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Op having a healthy lifestyle will increase the number of years you spend in your pitiful existence. Do it.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:02
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No amount of muscle will fix your busted rear end face OP. Try being handsome like me. I'm scrawny but pull mad chix cause I'm beautiful (on the outside and the inside)
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Nov 14, 2014 16:09
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Being swole will probably help a bit, but it's honestly about personality (groan). I work in London, UK, and so I see a lot of people each day on the subway and poo poo. I've seen tall hot girls with shorter guys, short hot girls with ugly fat guys, ugly girls with male model type guys...Ok, yeah, the standard is tall, rich, swole, but if you are a dick you won't get the girl unless she is drunk/slutty. Tom cruise isn't THAT short, he's just short in a field where most men are 6foot+. I am assuming you are in the USA, where the average height is 5'10. You can't fix your face, but you can take care of yourself and be a funny, genuine guy*. *Posting as a 5'2 manlet who has had facial re-construction surgery and is a bit of a dick.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:18
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Women aren't impressed with raw muscle, they are more impressed with ability. Practice throwing a football through a tire if you want to smash with chicks.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:21
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one of my buddies is extremely swole but he's kinda awkward and a little weird so he still doesn't have much luck. what i'm saying is if you're awkward and weird you should be big also so you might have a fighting chance
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Nov 14, 2014 16:21
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I power crunch my gwuaks
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Nov 14, 2014 16:56
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soprofol posted:Do you guys think shoe lifts would help me look less like a manlet? I'm thinking that maybe you've confused "average" with "ideal" there.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:58
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Just remember when you get a girlfriend and stop working out, you have to stop eating too or else you'll turn into a NFL Head Coach looking guy
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Nov 14, 2014 17:00
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Windows 98 posted:No amount of muscle will fix your busted rear end face OP. Try being handsome like me. I'm scrawny but pull mad chix cause I'm beautiful (on the outside and the inside) I hereby petition to vote Win98 as the handsomest man there is here. Have you seen his face?? It's amazing
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Nov 14, 2014 17:03
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swell up by swallowing air into your belly and also make hissing noises whenever your fav. girl is walking in the grass
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Nov 14, 2014 17:09
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what's an HB? a homeless bohemian?
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Nov 14, 2014 17:16
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FogHelmut posted:being swole mainly impresses swole dudes. there are a few broken girls who are into swole dudes. most girls just want you to have a big dick, which is only something you can have genetically, sorry bro. you can fool them by having a low body fat percentage, or distract them with money, but really its all about the d. I have a large d and this is true
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Nov 14, 2014 17:25
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Apthous posted:I want to maximize my chances of netting a HB. Would improving my physique help or are women just vapid cunts who only care about cars and money? If I see a woman there's a greater chance that I'll find her attractive if she has a nice body compared to women with average or bad bodies. So my assumption is that most women probably react the same way to men.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:29
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Yeah its way easier to literally pick up semiconscious women and move them from room to room of you've been working out
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Nov 14, 2014 17:31
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mookface posted:Yeah its way easier to literally pick up semiconscious women and put them outside so they don't know where they are or who they were with when they wake up.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:34
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TOILETLORD posted:construction bitch, and or miner. not bitcoin miner though!! learned that the hard way lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 14, 2014 17:34
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Dave Concepcion posted:not bitcoin miner though!! learned that the hard way lol!!!!!!!!!!! Women don't care if you have brain damage bra. The only care if you got muscles and your pockets are loaded with bitcoin.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:36
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Guancho posted:what's an HB? a homeless bohemian? Lol was thinking same thing - except that it's about a pencil, and wondering when the punchline was gonna pop out so I'd get it. Now I'm guessing it's likely to be 'hot babe' or bitch or something like that.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:38
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its actually 'huge beta' and it refers to u 
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Nov 14, 2014 17:40
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answer to title: yes literally no matter what anybody tells you
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Nov 14, 2014 17:40
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if you have a lot of muscles and a beard and poo poo, you'll get hit on by a ton of gay men, too
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for real though, only other guys and seriously broken girls are impressed with 'swole' bodybuilder physiques don't be short, cover basic grooming/fashion, have good posture, be reasonably fit (i.e. not fat/flabby) and youre fine
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Dave Concepcion posted:for real though, only other guys and seriously broken girls are impressed with 'swole' bodybuilder physiques if you do all those things you will improve your chances by being more swole. always. ALWAYS probably 1% of girls who say its unattractive to be fit would actually be put off by someone who was swole if they liked them otherwise
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Nov 14, 2014 17:48
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Dave Concepcion posted:for real though, women of color and women in lower middle to lower lower class like swole dudes, unless you are with someone rich enough to have a live in sex slave.
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Dave Concepcion posted:for real though, only other guys and seriously broken girls are impressed with 'swole' bodybuilder physiques speaking from experience if youre an awkward sperg none of that matters
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Nov 14, 2014 17:48
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TOILETLORD posted:if you can dead lift 200 or so lbs you can pick up most women.
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1gnoirents posted:if you do all those things you will improve your chances by being more swole. always. ALWAYS nope if you have basic fitness down and look good naked youll improved nothing by being a retard protein autist who lives for the gym to define his rhomboids or whatever, learn some other skills instead
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I would say you should be more focused on being lean than being swole. You ever see those big strong dudes at the gym who don't eat right? They're just ugly lumps of flesh
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