What's most likely to kill you in the next 24 hours?

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

You're probably not going to die tomorrow. But you might. What's the most dangerous thing you intend to do in the next day?

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Reading your posts

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:10

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Milqueposting never hurt anyone. Except for that one guy.

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

boredom

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:12

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

or bad acid

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:12

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

falling off a ladder as i clean the gutters out

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:13

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

whats most liekly to kill me in the next 24 minutes?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:15

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

A police officer

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:17

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

The Stalker goon who keeps texting me pics of TrixieHardcore in his fridge.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:18

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i have to drive 160 or so miles, so probably that

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:18

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Sadness

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:19

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

we're getting the first snow of the winter tomorrow and for some reason everyone magically forgets how to drive in snow every year

so I'm most likely to die from some retard t-boning me on the way to work

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:19

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Oh, and you can gently caress right off if you're going to kill yourself tomorrow. That's cheating.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:21

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I'm in Australia so I'm constantly surrounded by animals that could kill me in an instant, but if I had to guess I'd say I'll be done in by type 2 diabetes

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:21

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm in Australia so I'm constantly surrounded by animals that could kill me in an instant, but if I had to guess I'd say I'll be done in by type 2 diabetes

vladimir putin is going to personally snap your neck because he's gone mad with power

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:24

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I live by a bunch of trees and it's been very windy of late, so I anticipate death by falling tree; slow mo style like Prometheus.

Another possibility is auto erotic asphyxiation, but this is the risk we all take every day I would think.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:27

Magic Rabbit Hat: Nov 4, 2006; Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

Getting pasted to the pavement when I'm riding my bike home from work probably. No snow but it's getting pretty icy through the day so it'll probably be some teenager too busy texting to watch where she's driving.

gently caress that's some depressing poo poo.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:32

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

jacking off and dying from a heart attack doing so

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:32

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Peaceful protests

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:32

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Lithuania

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:35

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

leaving the house

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:38

gottabefrank: Sep 19, 2014

I have isolated myself from society, so maybe a bear attack or weed overdose

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:40

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

driving while asian

e:

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:40

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

Ruby got Railed posted:

whats most liekly to kill me in the next 24 minutes?

well i made it 26 minutes and im still aliv

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:41

Dusty Baker 2: Jul 8, 2011; Keyboard Inghimasi

myself tbh.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:55

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

I don't really know honestly, I'm probably going to sit in my room all day. I guess the most dangerous thing will be walking to the store to get some food... the road has some fairly high traffic and its like a 45 zone? Maybe I will set fire to my apartment while using the stove, idk. It's electric so probably not.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:57

Phil Tenderpuss: Jun 11, 2012

ferguson riot participants once they announce the mike brown decision

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:01

Herbicidal Maniac: Jun 3, 2008; You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Alcohol. Or biking in the snow. Take your pick, or both.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:05

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Being black

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:10

MegaGatts: Dec 12, 2004; The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Phil Tenderpuss posted:

ferguson riot participants once they announce the mike brown decision

yeah

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:00

Iprazochrome: Nov 3, 2008

sleep deprivation, same as always

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:01

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

God. Or Satan.
Whoever.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:12

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Phil Tenderpuss posted:

ferguson riot participants once they announce the mike brown decision

probably won't happen on the weekend tbh

a fire, for me. actually according to another thread I already died.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:13

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Goons laying curses on me based on the knowledge I could disclose of how I'm most likely to die in the next 24 hours.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:14

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

alcohol poisoning followed by sadness

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:46

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Grand mal seizure

[e] or alcoholism

# ? Nov 15, 2014 08:52

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

There is this asteroid that nobody has discovered, and it's headed for the western seaboard. Time of impact, 6 hours from now. Either that or Scabies on my butt.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 09:53