*licks the bug* blehhh

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Slumpy

ughh yuck

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:32

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:55

i am he

lick it again

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:33

i am he

licking bugs is actually pretty common in some cultures. mostly the jungle based ones.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:33

Slumpy

i'll try

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:34

i am he

put your tongue on the bug booty

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:35

City of Glompton

i am concerned for the bug. is the bug ok?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:35

alnilam

what kind of bug, how big bug

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:36

Slumpy

came from the window i live in new jersey if it matters

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:36

i am he

it matters

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:37

Just Burgs

You Dumb rear end, you don't lick bugs.

Here's how you do it

Ingrediants

1/2 scoop fire ants

3 cockroaches (for garnish)

50oz Swamp Pus (from your local dealer, or jungle)

2 ice cubes

extra sour bitters

Scoop the ants into a cocktail shaker. SLOWLY pour the pus into the shaker, and stir in the bitters. Add the ice cubes, and shake until all the ants are dizzy. Pour into a martini class, garnish with cockroaches, and enjoy.

Jeez.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:37

verily carefree

:bugdrugs:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:37

Slumpy

i love 2 stir the pus

wrong post

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:37

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

http://www.thailandunique.com/insect-bug-flour-powder

bugs ground up for flour

even their butts

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:38

Full-Bodied Flavor

dont lick bugs -_-

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:39

Slumpy

once went to liberty science center on a field trip and ate chocolate covered ants but they didn't taste like this

# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:39

Wertjoe

Slump away, Slumpy.
Slumpy Slump away.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 07:18

Lt. Dans Legs

wonder what woulda happened if peter parker had licked the radioactive spider instead of being bit on the taint

# ? Nov 17, 2014 11:21

A Stupid Baby: lip up fatty

fanfiction, thats what

# ? Nov 17, 2014 11:26

Jerkodactyl: Winnie Blue's, mate.

If you're in Australia, it might eat you the gently caress alive if it licked you back

# ? Nov 17, 2014 13:45

emmie

hosed up trhead

# ? Nov 17, 2014 13:57

WindmillSlayer

i live in new jersey, but i havent liked a bug

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:04

Jerkodactyl: Winnie Blue's, mate.

Why do you meanies hate Volkswagen so much

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:20

cute anime girl

this thread is gay

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:22

Jerkodactyl: Winnie Blue's, mate.

cute anime girl posted:

this thread is gay

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:24

emmie

hosed up thread

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:25

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

im glad you licked the bug

# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

it's not a bug, is's a mammal

# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:07

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

byob should stop licking bugs its gross and not healthy

# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:51

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

byob should stop licking bugs its gross and not healthy

# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:49

alnilam

you just want all the bugs to yourself birdy

# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:50

Sergeant Handsome

you guys just aint licking the right bugs, I gotta bug guy, finest beetles and creepy crawlies in town man he'll hook you up

# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:37

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

I lick wasps so they sting my tongue and make it swollen and hard as a rock.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:27

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Good.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:30

poverty goat

i ate a grasshopper taco once, it was pretty tasty in a took-on-the-seasoning kind of way like if instead of grasshoppers it was tiny chickens with annoying exoskeletons that get caught in your teeth and throat like bits of popcorn husk

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:43