Ways in which you treated yourself today

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Hobo Siege: Apr 24, 2008; by Cowcaster

I ate a whole pizza. Oh my god, my arteries hate me. (im not fat okay)

# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:36

u fink u hard Percy: Sep 14, 2007

I cast a momentary gaze upon the object of my unrequited love from years past.

Later I will have a bottle of old Rosie cider.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:18

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Darth123123 posted:

Who gets to rub ointment on your puss infested backside? loving grosss. I hope you treat them to something nice.

I grease the inside of my bathtub with the ointment, and get in back first. By doing this I'm applying the ointment and applying pressure to my back as well, which is what the doctor ordered. Think I might stay here all day.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:51

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Had an extra slice of pizza for lunch :smith:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:53

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

I live a life of reckless hedonism, op

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Had an extra slice of pizza for lunch

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:08

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

I live a life of reckless hedonism, op

I'm afraid your only option is to up your game, perhaps take up heroin. Treating yourself is important.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 10:10

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

Thinking about treating my dick with an onahole or similar product. Good idea or nah?

# ? Nov 19, 2014 10:27

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

mysterious loyall Y posted:

Treat yourself to some fine luxury toilet paper, perhaps Andrex or your country's equivalent. Your rear end has earned it, soldier.

BKPR posted:

kegels will help you control the flow and squirt diarrhea over longer distances with better accuracy

Some solid tips here boys!

# ? Nov 19, 2014 11:08

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

I lit some candles and dimmed the lights, and treated myself to a surprise wank.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 11:11

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Since there was is an office function today to which I was not invited (since I'm an outsourced employee) and there is practically no one here, I treated myself to a 90-minute lunch break at home (my commute is just 5 minutes), most of which I spent lying in bed.

God punished for this outrageous indulgence, though: I couldn't fall asleep for most of this time, even though I was tired.

It was better than being bored at work, anyway.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:37

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

I'm sick as poo poo and today was my day off I wasted annual leave on. If I'd planned on working I could have had sick pay. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. gently caress it.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:41

you were warned: Jul 12, 2006; (the S is for skeleton)

Yesterday I was too busy. I ate a bunch of high-fiber snacks, so I guess that's a present to my colon?

I just learned that the important people coming to the office today are getting there at 10, not 8, so I'm going to have some tea and read for a little bit instead of bolting out the door.

And then maybe have a muffin or whatever dumb food we bring for them.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:42

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

I treated myself to some glory hole adventures.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:24

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i might buy something better than busch.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:31

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Went to therapy, then had a bag of Cheezits. Tomorrow might go see a movie after work.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:50

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

I decided not to brush my teeth.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:51

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

im really hungry and have been contemplating a giant, greasy plate of tex mex food at the local taqueria for a few days now. i think its happening guys

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Nov 20, 2014

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:54

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

trip report: I did it. It cost 11 bucks with tip and I ate way too goddamn much. I REGRET MY DECISION!

Luckily im a skinny gently caress so theres no consequences except a short term tummy ache and a long term higher chance at heart disease.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:52

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

poo poo that out, fast!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:54

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

well i bought busch because i kinda like it, but i treated myself to corn nuts.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:55

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Nathilus posted:

im really hungry and have been contemplating a giant, greasy plate of tex mex food at the local taqueria for a few days now. i think its happening guys

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You shouldn't have treated yourself to that.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:58

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

mysterious loyall Y posted:

You shouldn't have treated yourself to that.

we are all called upon, at one time or another, to make personal sacrifices in the name of hedonism. I for one do not intend to shy away when I hear the call.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:02

BoonyPC: Feb 19, 2007

Lunixnerd posted:

I treated myself to posting in the something awful dot com forums while I should have been working.

This.

Also made a nice bacon and egg sandwich after the gym.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:25

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Had a cheap medium pizza delivered (was too lazy to go out), seemed like a solid idea at the time and it tasted good but not feeling too good now though.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:28

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Had an awesome barbacoa banh mi at the local BBQ joint. Was good.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:33

Mordor She Wrote: Nov 17, 2014

I got myself a new shirt at the men's store, a cat nap in my office chair and two cups of good, hot black coffee.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:19

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

bought a chocolate bar

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:22

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

yesterday at work i finally snapped and pushed over a little girl i hate, and didn't get fired for it.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:23

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

TOILETLORD posted:

yesterday at work i finally snapped and pushed over a little girl i hate, and didn't get fired for it.

It's hard for a man to step up and assert his place in this feminised world. I applaud your brave stance in defence of ethics in videogame journalism.

# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:37