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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ocean Book posted:

people have different tastes. why is important to you or anyone here to invalidate the preferences of other people?

Gbs likes to project

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

i like to project my semen onto a woman

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

IronClaymore posted:

You can re-download the device drivers online for free. The internet is full of sites like redtube or x-hamster that will happily deliver you the software required to get your junk back in working order. Just make sure you download the correct drivers, otherwise you'll only be able to get horny by watching your girlfriend/wife getting copro-cucked or something equally obscure.

I am not searching that, sounds lovely :barf:

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Actually, asexual people are heroically independent of both the demands of the body and the dictates of society, which makes them very good.

Lbeuol
Aug 19, 2006

Washing my hands since 2002
they have it right sex is never as good as they say

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Harime Nui posted:

I feel like they should move things around somehow, delete the bisexuals

they already do this

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
"you're dating a woman? I thought you were bi?" - an actual thing I've been asked multiple times by gays

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
some gays also like to accuse other gays of being secretly straight because they dating someone of the opposite sex in high school

i guess what I'm trying to say is gays can be lovely if you're not a gold stay gay, and straights can be lovely if you're not a gold star straight, and asexuals have the right idea

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i remember when i was the archetypal obese acne riddled nerd growing up absolutely *convinced* that one day my gorgeous amazing meant to be true love would just drop into my lap because as a good person good things happen to me because that's how the world works

Tail end of high school a blazingly hot (and i dont just mean above my weight class i mean just god. drat.) chick I had just met that same day said she had 2 tickets to go see Marylin Manson the day after that and if she could crash with me she'd gently caress me

That was the day Virgin me came to later realise was the point he learned what Borderline Personality Disorder was.


Maybe asexuals aint so bad man, all I'm saying

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

i remember when i was the archetypal obese acne riddled nerd growing up absolutely *convinced* that one day my gorgeous amazing meant to be true love would just drop into my lap because as a good person good things happen to me because that's how the world works

Tail end of high school a blazingly hot (and i dont just mean above my weight class i mean just god. drat.) chick I had just met that same day said she had 2 tickets to go see Marylin Manson the day after that and if she could crash with me she'd gently caress me

That was the day Virgin me came to later realise was the point he learned what Borderline Personality Disorder was.


Maybe asexuals aint so bad man, all I'm saying

lol what the gently caress does this even mean you poor broken person

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i like that ive been posting all through the night in gbs of all places on a weeknight and for some reason thats what it took for someone to call me broken. seems to me the signs were there all along

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

i like that ive been posting all through the night in gbs of all places on a weeknight and for some reason thats what it took for someone to call me broken. seems to me the signs were there all along

I tihnk he's referring to the fact that your post was barely intelligible.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ah then yeah it's projection from me being a sad broken sack of a man and sounds like time to get some rest

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

Ah then yeah it's projection from me being a sad broken sack of a man and sounds like time to get some rest

you should go to e/n. the pro posters there will help you ouhahahaha

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

i like that ive been posting all through the night in gbs of all places on a weeknight and for some reason thats what it took for someone to call me broken. seems to me the signs were there all along

The story about losing your virginity to a broken mess of a woman provides a huge amount of insight into your choice of vehicle.

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
Never met a asec irl because that poo poo fake.


Just broken scum trying to deny their core failure at what it means to be human.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


real question, why don't asexuals chemically castrate themselves?

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

real question, why don't asexuals chemically castrate themselves?

because in their heart of hearts deep down they know they want sex.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Bruiser posted:

because in their heart of hearts deep down they know they want sex.

I really want to hear what kind of excuse they would use if extra hormone therapy finally got them right and proper horny.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I dove into Wikipedia last night and read a lot about hosed up intersex babies where no one can tell their gender from looking so they usually trim them down into girls even if they're just XXY boys.

Also hermaphrodite comes from hermaphroditus who was the hosed up child of Hermes and Aphrodite.

I found out that most babies start as essentially boys because their sexual organs start developing earlier. (7-8 weeks) and girls don't finish until 12 weeks. Both involve a set of genes that tell the Müllerian Duct system to either ingress and turn into ovaries or to be repressed and form a cock and balls. So obviously the body is retarded and sometimes it forgets to tell the Müllerian duct to not activate and a kid is born with a dick and a uterus and ovaries inside their body.

After my gf asked, I looked up if anyone was born with double vaginas. Turns out the answer is Yes and these people have had both their uteruses carry baby's to term (well to c-section)

Often when a XXY boy is born and had a tiny dick and maybe an opening for a vagina they'll turn him into a boy (sometimes the doctor just does it without talking to the family) and then the kid grows up super loving confused about their hosed body. Especially at puberty when they start getting female sex characteristics

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I dove into Wikipedia last night and read a lot about hosed up intersex babies where no one can tell their gender from looking so they usually trim them down into girls even if they're just XXY boys.

Also hermaphrodite comes from hermaphroditus who was the hosed up child of Hermes and Aphrodite.

I found out that most babies start as essentially boys because their sexual organs start developing earlier. (7-8 weeks) and girls don't finish until 12 weeks. Both involve a set of genes that tell the Müllerian Duct system to either ingress and turn into ovaries or to be repressed and form a cock and balls.

After my gf asked, I looked up if anyone was born with double vaginas. Turns out the answer is Yes and these people have had both their uteruses carry baby's to term (well to c-section)

Often when a XXY boy is born and had a tiny dick and maybe an opening for a vagina they'll turn him into a boy (sometimes the doctor just does it without talking to the family) and then the kid grows up super loving confused about their hosed body. Especially at puberty when they start getting female sex characteristics

thanks for sharing your self diagnosis

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Also people who can be born as mosiacs with 46,XX/46,XY where the XY or XX genes are only carried by a percentage of the bodies cells. These ends up with females or males that are undoubtedly and physically male or female but with extra Dna. Some female Dutch sprinter in the 50s refused a sex test that was mandatory and they found out she had some Y-chromosome in her body cells.

In 2002 a lady was denied public assistance because her DNA didn't match her kids. A lawyer showed up and was like "yo check this out" and they showed that she had two sets of DNA in her body.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ok like you guys don't read Wikipedia black holes

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Scientific consensus now is that tumblrites reproduce by budding.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
llol we used to throw these monsters off of cliffs back in the day

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I dove into Wikipedia last night and read a lot about hosed up intersex babies where no one can tell their gender from looking so they usually trim them down into girls even if they're just XXY boys.

Also hermaphrodite comes from hermaphroditus who was the hosed up child of Hermes and Aphrodite.

I found out that most babies start as essentially boys because their sexual organs start developing earlier. (7-8 weeks) and girls don't finish until 12 weeks. Both involve a set of genes that tell the Müllerian Duct system to either ingress and turn into ovaries or to be repressed and form a cock and balls. So obviously the body is retarded and sometimes it forgets to tell the Müllerian duct to not activate and a kid is born with a dick and a uterus and ovaries inside their body.

After my gf asked, I looked up if anyone was born with double vaginas. Turns out the answer is Yes and these people have had both their uteruses carry baby's to term (well to c-section)

Often when a XXY boy is born and had a tiny dick and maybe an opening for a vagina they'll turn him into a boy (sometimes the doctor just does it without talking to the family) and then the kid grows up super loving confused about their hosed body. Especially at puberty when they start getting female sex characteristics

Where do I find these double vagina girls?

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Spiderjelly posted:

Where do I find these double vagina girls?

now you can give someone double the disappointment

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

"two for me, none for you."

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


breed them with that double-dicked guy that did the reddit AMA, witness the coming of the ubermench


fake edit: double coming.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Refusing to accept that someone doesn't want sex is basically the definition of rape, GBS.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

a bay posted:

Refusing to accept that someone doesn't want sex is basically the definition of rape, GBS.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i know an asexual person who's actually p hot. could've easily had any man she wanted. no interest in any of that

she had two kids through in vitro

if she's lying she's p drat committed

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
imo it's loving retarded to think that asexuals don't exist. we were all asexual at one point, then the hormones kicked on.

it's not a huge stretch to assume that for some percentage of the population, their poo poo's broken.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
why would you choose to procreate and pass on your mental illness to children idgi

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
sex is pretty overrated OP, I mean it's okay as a distraction but nothing to gently caress up your life over

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
people dont gotta bone if they dont want to, but the people who identify as grey asexuals or w/e who still feel sexual attraction and still gently caress people but insist theyre asexual are really fuckin funny

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i don't get why people want to convince the "asexuals" that they really aren't.

do you really want those people possibly reproducing? i will go further: if someone says they think they're asexual, i believe it is a moral & ethical imperative to encourage that.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

I'm basically a huge loving weirdo so it works out pretty well.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
It's good that you accept it so you don't have to talk about it anymore

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
gonna corner the market on asexual porn basically just two people sitting and talking about yu gi oh cards uncomfortably and sweating

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