The "buy three items" game

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froward: by Azathoth

list three items you buy at a store, the combination of which gives horrible thoughts to the checkout girl or whoever else sees what you bought.

drugstores tend to have a wide selection of utility items for, while supermarkets have a hilarious selection of large phallic vegetables you can imply you're gonna have sex with. for the sake of this thread we'll limit stores to those that are open at 8pm on a weeknight and have cashiers.

some examples to get you started
baby's gotta go: pregnancy test, packet of hangers, topical numbing cream
we can't go to the cops on this: sewing kit, rubbing alcohol, gauze
its christmas: booze, booze, any cheap children's toy

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:44

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Dexters Secret

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:45

treasure bear

paracetomol, paracetamol, paracetamol

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:46

the unabonger

weed lmao

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:48

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

2 boxes of Kleenex and a bottle of Gatorade.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:48

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

3 tubs of noxema

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:49

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

A hair net, some Dark & Lovely hair activator, and some watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:51

deep dish peat moss

Hold up, I gotta hit the crib to pick up some:Pussy, Money, Weed

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:54

froward: by Azathoth

acetaminophen, vodka, razor blades

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

a giant, plastic candy cane full of m&ms x3

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:56

froward: by Azathoth

time to post on BYOB disposable lighter, disposable phone, disposable life

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:56

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

3 feature films on dvd from the 1$ dvd bin

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:57

froward: by Azathoth

my partner beats me concealer makeup, roll of duck tape, ask at register for any old boxes & tape them around torso

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:58

alnilam

CAT BRUSH posted:

3 feature films on dvd from the 1$ dvd bin

lol

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:59

alnilam

the meta-subversive
3 copies of steal this book, but you're actually buying them :twisted:

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:00

froward: by Azathoth

it beats turnin tricks and it helps pay the rent 100-pack of DVD-Rs, sharpie, 100-pack of CD cases

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:03

alnilam

the devil's music
axe-shaped guitar, amp, distortion pedal

should give the caashier concern because you're claerly going to play the devil's music and start getting bad grades

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:11

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

3 individual M&Ms i handpicked from some bags i dumped out all over the aisle to find the perfect specimens

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tums, ibuprofen and a plastic lawn chair

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:28

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

ky and 2 bags of reeses pieces

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:29

froward: by Azathoth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Tums, ibuprofen and a plastic lawn chair

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:39

landy.

Rope, dog treats, crockpot

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:50

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Hold up, I gotta hit the crib to pick up some:Pussy, Money, Weed

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:54

Blazing Zero: *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Bull Runner posted:

Rope, cucumber, footstool

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:09

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i just buy 450 pens and everyone will wonder why i need so m;any pens but i never answer them

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:14

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Weed Wax, a volcano, and a sex robot.

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:15

deep dish peat moss

Pall Malls, Paul Wall, and his small balls.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:18

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

sex wax pink, sex wax blue, sex wax green

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:27

GoodbyeTurtles

Dildo, dildo & dildo

then whisper to the person @ the checkout "i'm making a trident"

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:54

Ben Carsons Ghost

guns and ammo magazine, hardcover book about serial killers, tigert beat

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:57

treasure bear

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Dildo, dildo & dildo

then whisper to the person @ the checkout "i'm making a trident"

# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:59

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Dildo, dildo & dildo

then whisper to the person @ the checkout "i'm making a trident"

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:01

emmie

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Dildo, dildo & dildo

then whisper to the person @ the checkout "i'm making a trident"

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:06

Harthacnut

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Dildo, dildo & dildo

then whisper to the person @ the checkout "i'm making a trident"

Poseidong

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:07

Pinche Rudo

Childrens toy, duct tape, lube

Ugh i feel gross for even typing that

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:15

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Harthacnut posted:

Poseidong

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:26

Dementedghost: Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible

Harthacnut posted:

Poseidong

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:05

Savage For The Winjun

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Hold up, I gotta hit the crib to pick up some:Pussy, Money, Weed

look @ this jabroni keeps his pussy at home

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:30

City of Glompton

I think someone played this game on me once when I was a cashier.

this scroungy older dude with two chubby scroungy 20 something girls came through my line and bought condoms, whipped cream, and chocolate milk. I still wonder if the chocolate milke was just for drinking or :shrug:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:46

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Dexters Secret

rawdog pozfail posted:

a SNES, a copy of Super Mario RPG, and some lube

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:58

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