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by Azathoth
list three items you buy at a store, the combination of which gives horrible thoughts to the checkout girl or whoever else sees what you bought.

drugstores tend to have a wide selection of utility items for, while supermarkets have a hilarious selection of large phallic vegetables you can imply you're gonna have sex with. for the sake of this thread we'll limit stores to those that are open at 8pm on a weeknight and have cashiers.

some examples to get you started
baby's gotta go: pregnancy test, packet of hangers, topical numbing cream
we can't go to the cops on this: sewing kit, rubbing alcohol, gauze
its christmas: booze, booze, any cheap children's toy

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by Azathoth
acetaminophen, vodka, razor blades

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time to post on BYOB disposable lighter, disposable phone, disposable life

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by Azathoth
my partner beats me concealer makeup, roll of duck tape, ask at register for any old boxes & tape them around torso

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by Azathoth
it beats turnin tricks and it helps pay the rent 100-pack of DVD-Rs, sharpie, 100-pack of CD cases

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by Azathoth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Tums, ibuprofen and a plastic lawn chair

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