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Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
In the old days when something pissed you off, you could demand satisfaction. Even high ranking politicians used to duel to the death. Why is this no longer a thing? It seems like it could solve a lot of society’s problems. We could replace civil lawsuits with duels. If something really pisses you off so much that you’ll file a lawsuit, you should be prepared to die for it. That would stop most lawsuits and sounds like a really good idea.

I think it would be pretty awesome to see someone get sued for foreclosure and put a bullet through some banker's face in a duel.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 20, 2014

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Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Reverand maynard posted:

hello federal court, see this murder I committed is legal because of this state law thats still on the books therefore

Is it really murder if the duel is a mutually agreed upon thing though? seems like manslaughter at most.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
How gentlemen settled disputes in more civilized times

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

TOILETLORD posted:

pretty sure you can find a machinist who can crank out single shot pistols fast, or a gunsmith would have no trouble making a single shot pistol that uses modern cartridges.

bring back dueling, get rid of filibusters in government and make our politicians shoot each other instead.

Seeing politicians fight to the death would be such uber pwnage. Who wouldn't want to see that?

If Boehner or whoever is really that pissed off at Obama, let them settle it like men.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Nov 20, 2014

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