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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Why won't she age?

ca 1995:



Pretty recent:




:captainpop::captainpop::captainpop::captainpop::captainpop::captainpop:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

its a benefit of being half sheep

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!
Make-up and plastic surgery.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


looks like she aged to me op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


when i was in hs I used to run home to masturbate to Xena:warrior princes. But I would usually get home a little too late. I'd start tugging it to Xena, but before I knew it herculues was on and I'd blow my load while looking at Kevin Sorbo's majestic face and hair. and that's why I'm gay.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Harald posted:

when i was in hs I used to run home to masturbate to Xena:warrior princes. But I would usually get home a little too late. I'd start tugging it to Xena, but before I knew it herculues was on and I'd blow my load while looking at Kevin Sorbo's majestic face and hair. and that's why I'm gay.

same

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I think she started off looking not old but not young either in Xena and just stayed that way

she was loving hot in BSG

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

that is a lot of makeup


:eyepop:


i want this lucy

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
If her deal was to become a total MILF then it worked.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


is this the wrestler known as Chyna? please advise

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

l33t b4c0n posted:

If her deal was to become a total MILF then it worked.

I think Lucy Lawless instantly looked like a milf in 1995 tho, shes just constantly been a milf.
That's pretty supernatural to me.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Mother I'd Lose a Fight (with)

also, the other thing

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
its possible she has long smooth legs and i'd like to find out

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
imo she looks better now...aged like a fine wine

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

if you watch Spartacus she shows her boobs they are good

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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her clitoris is four inches long and has an exoskeleton

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
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that was a dream i had once (i sucked on it tbh)

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

if you watch Spartacus she shows her boobs they are good

I'm about to start watching it actually. What episode? I want to prepare mentally and physically.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i always like it when a celebrity gets good plastic surgery.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
aphrodite was more attractive cause she didnt hold back about her cock craving

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Dongattack posted:

I'm about to start watching it actually. What episode? I want to prepare mentally and physically.

i don't remember but it happens more than once

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
also because she was more attractive but sluttiness is more attractive than looks

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
every time I see a grey hair I take a belt from my flask of formaldehyde

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Dongattack posted:

I'm about to start watching it actually. What episode? I want to prepare mentally and physically.

you're gonna see so many hot girls' boobs

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Oct 30, 2009

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BigBoss posted:

you're gonna see so many hot dudes cocks

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
anyone hear about these youtube style porn websites they have now? Golllllly.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Xena was definitely hot, but I was more of a Gabrielle man.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bait and switch sex scenes was the best thing in Spartacus, going from a straight sex scene to a gay sex scene.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Dongattack posted:

I think Lucy Lawless instantly looked like a milf in 1995 tho, shes just constantly been a milf.
That's pretty supernatural to me.

She got knocked up as a teenager, so technically she's been a milf since earlier than that.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

The Bible posted:

Xena was definitely hot, but I was more of a Gabrielle man.

Gabrielle was really hot, but i hated her bangs.


Wtf is this momhair doing in my sexy warrior princess mastrubatory aid

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
wait who was their blond villain lady with the best abs ever she was hot.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
p. sure keanu reeves is a lich of some kind

- Point Break '91

- Matrix 3 '03

- John Wick '14

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
gabrielle became a lesbian later int eh show, and that's why new zealans is more progressive than anywhere else

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

p. sure keanu reeves is a lich of some kind

- Point Break '91

- Matrix 3 '03

- John Wick '14

Holy poo poo, it's a cult!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
white "people" particularly those who have accumulated significant wealth through lying cheating stealing and sheisting consume the souls and melanin of melanistic human beings in order to extend their naturally short lifespans (30-40 yrs similar to their chimp brethren) and maintain a plasticky unnatural youthful face

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ilikedirt posted:

white "people" particularly those who have accumulated significant wealth through lying cheating stealing and sheisting consume the souls and melanin of melanistic human beings in order to extend their naturally short lifespans (30-40 yrs similar to their chimp brethren) and maintain a plasticky unnatural youthful face

how many i gotta consume to get rich n famous like them?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ilikedirt posted:

white "people" particularly those who have accumulated significant wealth through lying cheating stealing and sheisting consume the souls and melanin of melanistic human beings in order to extend their naturally short lifespans (30-40 yrs similar to their chimp brethren) and maintain a plasticky unnatural youthful face

I know, it's loving hot, right?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Dongattack posted:

Gabrielle was really hot, but i hated her bangs.


Wtf is this momhair doing in my sexy warrior princess mastrubatory aid

Idk man, never bothered 12 year old me.

Edit: i mean, i guess its pretty unrealistic for women in that time to keep such clean and styled hair while fighting monsters and sleeping in dirt, but again, 12 year old me didnt really care

The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Nov 21, 2014

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Dongattack posted:

I'm about to start watching it actually. What episode? I want to prepare mentally and physically.

the boobies and loving begins almost immediately iirc

not what I was expecting when I started watching, but I kept watching. :gay:

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