- TOILETLORD
- Nov 13, 2012
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by XyloJW
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It's pretty nice having self-confidence and knowing I can beat up any groups who would dare assail me when I'm riding on the train for instance. Lol, I could probably beat the gently caress out of 30-40 of you guys for instance.
But how do you find real fights? I saw a woman trying to buy a bag of sun crisps today but apparently she had forgotten her wallet ... and then the mulatto cashier offered to give it to her for free. I used the skills imparted unto me by my sensei and noticed that she wore a matrimonial ring upon her finger. Sensing injustice I naturally moved in to engage him in mortal combat.
To his everlasting shame and humiliation he quickly started running in circles around the counter as I pursued him.
Realizing I could never catch him after a number of minutes and that we were beginning to look like idiots I left the Gatorade and protein bar I was attempting to purchase next to the door and began to flee.
just buy a gun you are wasting your time.
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