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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece?

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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
is the fruit you?

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece?

Same, except string cheese and not just eating it all at once.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTWgH9m306c

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I yelled at my husband for eating string cheese without stringing it.

It's not right.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
"fruit by the foot" is my grindr username

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Everyone knows you're supposed to tear out the shapes of fruit roll ups and you just eat the whole thing for fruit by the foot.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

this is how I've always eaten fruit by the foot

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh cool I forgot about those, Fruit by the Foot were better

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

she is developmentally stunted and you should feel pity

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

also stunted bitches is my main thing

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


Good god, you just sent me back to the first grade mentally

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

She's inviting you to start eating from the other end so you can kiss in the middle and enjoy the taste of high fructose corn syrup, red 53, yellow 2, and artificial flavors on her tongue.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?


Those were so gross.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

newreply.php posted:

is the fruit you?
nah he's fruit by the inch

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Spanish Manlove posted:

"fruit by the foot" is my grindr username

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



eat the paper

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i eat string cheese without pulling it apart and i'll be damned if i ever eat a fruit by the foot the "proper" way


shove

it

in

my

mouth

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


I think we should just goldmine every Windows 98 thread before anyone else replies.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

nah he's fruit by the inch

lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
At first I was legit baffled by the thread title



Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Millie posted:

I yelled at my husband for eating string cheese without stringing it.

It's not right.

I don't eat cottage cheese solely in my vacation home either. Deal with it.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Lol :D

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



that dude's jackin that one-legged nanner

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
u work with children er wut lol idiot get a real job

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was about to say do you work with 12 year olds?

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

this is how I've always eaten fruit by the foot



rofl

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece?

pleb. how candy is meant to be eaten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I don't know guys. I feel like stringing fruit by the foot through your rear end cheeks might be the wrong way to eat it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if its wrong then i dont want to be right

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I didn't even know they still make Fruit by the Foot. Legitimately haven't thought about it since sixth grade.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
bubble tape is where its at



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF07mccxIWM

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

The video is okay, but that's the worst Talking Heads song.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Frankenstyle posted:

The video is okay, but that's the worst Talking Heads song.

yeah for real

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
what if u combod fruit by foot and bubble tape with some gorilla tape

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what if i eat things as meticulously as possible, but do it differently every time to keep thinga interesting

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

introduce her to organic dried fruit leather

Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
they still make that poo poo?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
piss on her face, fist her oval office

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
do you break your kitkats into separate bars (like you're supposed to) or do you bite the whole thing?

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