a bone to pick posted:

Ever since I moved in, I've been waiting for my roommate to spend the night somewhere else so I could hire an escort and bring her to my dorm room. I have a very specific fetish where I like to lie down on the floor and have women step on me in high heels, and unfortunately escorts are the only women who are willing to do that for me. I finally got my chance last night when my roommate went to stay with a friend in Providence. After some searching, I found a whore willing to indulge in my fetish and had her come to my dorm. I was nervous signing her in, afraid that people knew that some crazy poo poo was about to go down in my room. I'm not sure they could even imagine how hosed up things would end up getting.

I brought her to my room and gave her all the money I had to have her walk all over me with her six inch heels. I took my shirt and pants off. When she saw my dick she said, "Oh my loving God, I've seen babies with bigger dicks than you!" She didn't realize that comments like these turn me on somewhat chronic. I told her to trample me like she was going to trample me to death under her high heels, I said to jump up and down on the most fragile parts of my body with no care in the world. She said she'd love to.

She started by standing in the middle of my chest and bouncing up and down on my rib cage. She had a crazy look in her eye, a look that made it clear she wasn't your average, run of the mill escort. It wasn't long before she looked down at me and said "gently caress it loser, I'm just gonna kill you."

She walked to my genitals and stood on my balls until they burst. I cried in pain, but she just laughed and said, "You loving piece of poo poo loser, I'm gonna kill you now!" She walked up my body and stood on my face. She stood on my eyes with her sharp heels and crushed my eyeballs, making them explode.

She laughed again, then used her razor sharp heels to slit my throat. I felt my warm blood spilling all over the dorm room floor. She got down on her knees to whisper in my ear before I died, "loving die, tiny-dick meatball shithead!"

It was the greatest night of my life.

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cloven hoof posted:

My bully was Peyton Turner, you might have seen her on Rock of Love. One day I was laughing at some ROTC guys who were using scotch tape to take lint off their uniforms when all of a sudden SLAM her fist is on my desk and she is in my face saying, "you think it's funny??"

I was startled and replied that I did think it was funny.

She slammed her hand on my desk and stalked to the back of the room. Someone leaned over and said, "did you see her trip when she came in?"

monkey posted:

In the early 80s if you listened to metal you were called a headbanger. There was this one kid a few years older than me who grabbed me by the hair and made like he was going to smash my face into a classroom window, just because I was a headbanger. So he was pushing my face toward the window and I was straining against that, but then I just headbutted the window as hard as I could, smashing through the glass with my forehead and making him let go in panic. There were a lot of witnesses and he already had a pretty bad record for bullying younger kids, so he got expelled from highschool. I bumped into him many years later; he was fat and bald and wearing worn out flipflops and a deeply stained wifebeater. I like to think that his lovely life is due at least in part to the fact that I was a teenage headbanger.

Robbie Fowler posted:

i sucked this guys dick but then i bit it lmao OWNED

VoxIsMyCowboy posted:

i pay fat women to squash me but i never take any money with me lmao

Bobert Bobertson posted:

This troper...

monkey posted:

I bumped into him many years later; he was fat and bald and wearing worn out flipflops and a deeply stained wifebeater.

gently caress da Mods posted:

Please stop raping me

Top Hats Monthly posted:

this big hulking black guy pushed me inside my car and said "gimme your money nerd!!", I then pulled out my hanzo steel and chased him down the street, he turned around to charge back at me and I hit him with my sword of justice at least six times. all the girls loved me, and my ownage was so good the city rioted for at least 3 days!! im really glad i stood up to him

Smash it Smash hit posted:

OP maybe you shouldn't be so critical of everyone's stories. maybe.

you.

are.

the.

bully

Noyemi K posted:

nah you cant be a lover of anime and a true master of bushi un;less your not a bully, sorry looks lke you got

Smash it Smash hit posted:

cite sources or youre a bully.

Urbn Dicktonairy posted:

A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D

Smash it Smash hit posted:

is big phil in prison

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

When I was in school a group of black kids jumped me and pulled out a gun and said they'd kill me if I told and I pissed my pants and went home and never said a word about it, now I'm a racist on the internet, wait a minute I was the one that got owned... *eminem realization at the end of 'stan'*

Fonzarelli posted:

never had a bully because i'm a cool guy and not a little beta bitch