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a friend of mine managed to accidentally magnetize a scrawny, fleabitten stray cat with a lot of its fur missing and god knows what other medical issues. He called it "hosed up dog". Thing almost definitely had cat AIDS or whatever but he gave it the best quality of life that he could, till the end.
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Nathilus posted:a friend of mine managed to accidentally magnetize a scrawny, fleabitten stray cat with a lot of its fur missing and god knows what other medical issues. He called it "hosed up dog". Thing almost definitely had cat AIDS or whatever but he gave it the best quality of life that he could, till the end. well thanks for the loving downer story Nathilus what are you dumb pet names
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Nov 24, 2014 04:07
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Stick-San.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:14
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Bug Pook Pookie Pookatron Pookington Bunny Lil Bunbun Fuzzy Wumpkins
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Nov 24, 2014 04:18
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Snootie Face
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Nathilus posted:a friend of mine managed to accidentally magnetize a scrawny, fleabitten stray cat with a lot of its fur missing and god knows what other medical issues. He called it "hosed up dog". Thing almost definitely had cat AIDS or whatever but he gave it the best quality of life that he could, till the end. How you magnetize meat?
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Nov 24, 2014 04:20
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Harime Nui posted:poo poo dog
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Nov 24, 2014 04:21
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Pet female snake named Nicki Minaj.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:21
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Lowtax
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Nov 24, 2014 04:23
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buddha fatty toasty man toaster strudel drool face all nicknames for my dumb lazy bearded dragon Siouxsie e: poo poo I FORGOT TO LIST CRICKET BREATH
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Nov 24, 2014 04:24
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Berk Berkly posted:Pet female snake named Nicki Minaj. nicknames: Snaki Minaj Nicki Slither Hissy Minaj
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Nov 24, 2014 04:24
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Ms. Meow Meow Meow Baby kitty cat Meow baby kitty Meow fur baby cat Fur baby kitty
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Nov 24, 2014 04:25
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Sweetie Manwich Gugenheim
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Nov 24, 2014 04:28
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No. 6 posted:How you magnetize meat? with cats its easy just rub up back and forth on a soft surface. gnarlyhotep posted:well thanks for the loving downer story Nathilus life is fleeting, sad, beautiful, and hilarious. you need to deal with it.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:29
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loving magnet cats, how do they work?
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Nov 24, 2014 04:31
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Ok. Our cats r spice and bear. spiceydoodle bearbutt poofyman space And a bunch of random gibberish
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Nov 24, 2014 04:31
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Dog is named Chiquito. Nicknames: ChiChi, WeeWee, Cheeto, Chicky, Chachi, Shitbird.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:31
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my dog is called "dirty dick" because his dick is dirty
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Nov 24, 2014 04:33
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smoobles posted:my dog is called "dirty dick" because his dick is dirty Quit letting your dog give you anal.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:34
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smoobles posted:my dog is called "dirty dick" because his dick is dirty boiy you're lucky this isn't pet island
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Nov 24, 2014 04:34
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to explain a bit more: he doesn't properly clean his penis (like most dogs) via licking, so he gets a residue build up that must be cleaned by the vet every year or so.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:39
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One dog is named Milkshake. Nicknames: - Shakeweight - Shake N' Bake - Shakeyshake - Super Birthday Shake - Master Shake - Mister Shake - Major Shake Other dog is named Penny and she just gets called Princess Penny Pants, Pee-na-lope, or Penelope Widmore. Her name is not as fun.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:42
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Sometimes I call my cat Mordecai Morty. The other cat Keke that was supposed to be my roommate's is a Fat Little Bitch.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:46
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Got two dogs, Hannibal and Flynn. Hannibal is named after the general(Barka, get it?!). I refer to them as "the herp derps". Hannibal Hannibutt King herp derp bad dog #1 Flynn Flim-flam shim-sham bad dog #2 The Instigator Little Buddy
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Nov 24, 2014 04:49
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i sometimes call my dog "dog"
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Nov 24, 2014 04:50
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Lil Cute Mr. Cute Cuten/Cuten Cat Vladimir Cuten Biscuit/Mr. Biscuit Basket Ba-jasket Brisket Cricket Crisco Babycat The Sweetest Lil Cutie Bastard Lil Gray  Gravy Gwayby Gway Gwamma Gway Baby Lil Gay Grabapple Granimal Miss Gway The Gwayest of them All Sweet Gway Yeah I'm hosed up
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Nov 24, 2014 05:06
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anglerfish posted:Vladimir Cuten pro forums username right there
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Nov 24, 2014 05:12
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i call the cat "meow mix"
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Nov 24, 2014 05:14
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 I'm surprised Sheila knows her name. Fatass Catass Fuzzguts Hairball Little Sheila Bitchface Turd Blossom Jerk Bitey rear end in a top hat Scruff Scruffin Muffin YELLFACE Purrpants Beeps Beeper Boots Bootsie Toes
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Nov 24, 2014 05:26
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I tried to pet Sheila and she would not have it 
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Nov 24, 2014 05:36
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I tend to prefer fairly descriptive pet-names. A few years ago my girlfriend at the time and I adopted a stray cat in the neighborhood, this big awesome American bobtail. They have short little stubby tails, so of course I called him "Stumpy." We took him in to begin with because he had a facial abscess that needed treatment, and was probably FIV-positive, so she insisted we make him an indoor cat. This caused him to get increasingly cabin-fevery, at which point we thought that if he had a cat of his own it might help matters. We adopted a rescue kitten, which Stumpy eventually decided was an awesome thing. The kitten was named "Aux," since he was the auxiliary cat.
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Nov 24, 2014 05:46
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My daughter has a fish that 'goes on vacation' every once and a while and I comment that we need a new bug. I call the the fish 'the bug'
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Nov 24, 2014 05:52
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the betta at work is called turkey the one before that was called chicken the next one will be goose
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Nov 24, 2014 05:53
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mookface posted:My daughter has a fish that 'goes on vacation' every once and a while and I comment that we need a new bug. I call the the fish 'the bug' loving canadians
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Nov 24, 2014 05:56
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My cat's name is a nickname. He was called Eragon at the shelter but we just call him Wuzzi instead because cats like words with an "ee" sound at the end and Eragon is a terrible name. I also call him "Woozleboozle" and "Wuzzibutt from the Pizza Hut". I used to have a cat named Sid and for the last 5 or so years of his life I changed his name to "Mr. Bears" because it seemed like a more dignified name for his golden years, and I would often call him "Mr. Cookies" to be affectionate while still being respectful.
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Nov 24, 2014 05:57
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numberoneposter posted:the betta at work is called turkey Call it 'the bug' Such a disposable fish. I mean what a senseless existence
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Nov 24, 2014 05:57
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mookface posted:Call it 'the bug' I like the cut of your jib. I am considering buying a fish just to be able to do this.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I like the cut of your jib. I am considering buying a fish just to be able to do this. Its a betta which is like two dollars and its almost impossible to become emotionally attached to the thing. You walk by it once in a while and say 'you still alive bug?' and if it is you give it some food. If its dead, which is very often you shrug and say 'time for a new bug'
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My one cat I usually call either Faggotron or Queerasarus Rex. Sometimes just Cocksucker.
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Princess Fatty Miss Lardass *the Jabba laugh* Tubcat Chubs McFatass Chunktard I also call my one eyed dog Peep, don't know why.
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