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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Goons,

Fresh Jalapenos are a must have on hamburgers. Most other things are cool but some aren't. Please discuss here. Thanks.

-Texaholic

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PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Jalapenos are the passive aggressive bumper stickers of the condiment world

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Nah they kill the flavor imho. They're good on certain things but I wanna savor the flavor of a good burg and jalapeņos don't allow me to do that.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

bensnotacat posted:

Jalapenos are the passive aggressive bumper stickers of the condiment world

you refer to pickled jalapenos. I am talking bout fresh jalapenos. Pretty big difference

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
lol yeah maybe if you like dumb bitch peppers on your burger. Ill go for something a little spicier, thank you.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

actually i think pickled jalapenos are better on a burg, especially if you pickled them yourself, a bit on the sweeter side

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
We could have a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1oNpkFmENA

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i pickled my own 'penos once, they were god tier burg toppings.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Jalapenos belong on a lot of things, burgers included.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
i would have agreed before i tried the green chili double at whataburger but now honestly that sucker makes jalapenos seem pretty poo poo as a hamburger topping. they are still perfect for many other things though, like stuffing full of cheese and frying.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

here's a bit of advice: grind up a jalapeno and mix it into the ground beef. thank me later :)

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
angry whopper from bK, good

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Agree, OP. Fresh is the way to go.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

just wanna point out, that grilled jalapenos are better than fresh ones.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
pro tier ? what about ceo tier? is that like goat cheese or like fig spread or maybe even if u feelin frikkin crazy u got marc andreesen tier poo poo like pate de fois gras PUT THTA ON UR BURGER BABY really step up ur game

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
jalepno bacon pizza rules

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
yes. cram a handful between two slices of pepper jack and let it melt on top of the meat while it is still on the grill.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
pickled jalapenos turn decent frozen pizza into bitchin frozen pizza

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

smoobles posted:

just wanna point out, that grilled jalapenos are better than fresh ones.

agreed but the grillt jalapenos need to be fresh

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

nomadologique posted:

pro tier ? what about ceo tier? is that like goat cheese or like fig spread or maybe even if u feelin frikkin crazy u got marc andreesen tier poo poo like pate de fois gras PUT THTA ON UR BURGER BABY really step up ur game

CEO tier is when some other guy comes, eats your burger, shits on your plate, and then tells you that you should be grateful for all he's done for you.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i concur op

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
pineapple imho

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bensnotacat posted:

Jalapenos are the passive aggressive bumper stickers of the condiment world

I'm not sure what this means but it cracks me up

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

short answer: no

much like fresh green peppers fresh jalapenos taste like garbage

picked or in a sauce, yes please and pleas some more

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Whirlwind Jones posted:

pineapple imho

gtfo


mods?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

god tier is a egg over easy

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ceo of jp morgan chase jamie dimon ultimate tier: put some white loving truffles on that fukushima beef burger baby, do it up like u earned it cuz u know u did

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
What is the deal with jalapenos? Sometimes I get them and they are barely noticeable, while other times they are blazing hot.

e. also gently caress those slimy jarred jalapenos, fresh all the way

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

gtfo


mods?
lol u got trolled bitch. :unsmigghh:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

numberoneposter posted:

short answer: no

much like fresh green peppers fresh jalapenos taste like garbage

picked or in a sauce, yes please and pleas some more

you are so loving wrong, idiot

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jalapenos are good on hamburgers but the best burgers are straightforward and don't try to throw any curve balls at you. a well made burger will exclude jalapenos because their heat is distracting from the meat and other flavors going on. shut your fuckin trap texaholic.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
fresh jalapenos taste like grass and have no heat to speak of, mods please ban the OP

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
the best burgers are from mcdonalds

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you love texas so much why don't you go there and commit a crime and then get the death penalty

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

nomadologique posted:

ceo of jp morgan chase jamie dimon ultimate tier: put some white loving truffles on that fukushima beef burger baby, do it up like u earned it cuz u know u did

sounds like crap to me

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

numberoneposter posted:

god tier is a egg over easy

i forgot about this. i will gladly gain 20 lbs on this diet

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Sweet Tea posted:

jalapenos are good on hamburgers but the best burgers are straightforward and don't try to throw any curve balls at you. a well made burger will exclude jalapenos because their heat is distracting from the meat and other flavors going on. shut your fuckin trap texaholic.

I bet you live in some podunk town; real hamburgers include fresh jalapenos.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
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Can't say I've ever had it OP but it sounds quite good!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

angerbot posted:

fresh jalapenos taste like grass and have no heat to speak of, mods please ban the OP

no fresh jalapenos are the poo poo, bro

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Sweet Tea posted:

if you love texas so much why don't you go there and commit a crime and then get the death penalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6dSk7hhv5M

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