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Wolfsheim posted:agreed, but it's a catch-22 because you have to be familiar with the EU to really appreciate how hard KOTOR2 is trashing it Oh is that why KOTOR 2 is so highly regarded? I was in a busy place when it came out and heard mixed things (this was well before the patches) so I never checked it out, but if it's a takedown of the EU I could definitely make time for it now.
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so howcould i play koto2 without apying for it?
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Hopefully the new films will have a darker, more realistic tone to them.
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Hopefully the new films will have a darker, more realistic tone to them. they are making luke act like a women according to plot leaks, and the man in the story is hans daughter.
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i really hated the Toilet Lords, they were just lovely Sith Lords
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mind the walrus posted:Oh is that why KOTOR 2 is so highly regarded? I was in a busy place when it came out and heard mixed things (this was well before the patches) so I never checked it out, but if it's a takedown of the EU I could definitely make time for it now. The problem is that KOTOR 2 has so much where you need to read between the lines and the gameplay really isn't that good. I honestly think reading the LP might be a better way of appreciating the game: http://lparchive.org/Knights-of-the-Old-Republic-II/ It is still really great as an LP though.
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mr.capps posted:i really hated the Toilet Lords, they were just lovely Sith Lords "The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master." "Only a master of toilets."
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I remember reading one of those X-Wing books as a teenager and there was an honest to god furry sex scene in it. Really made we wonder what I got myself into.
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disney slam dunking this poo poo in the garbage and super-nerds everywhere crying their eyes out was one of the greatest things star wars has ever produced
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if your favorite character is the blue guy who is a really good at strategy because he likes to look at the art of different alien species you are a smelly poop
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MechaStalin posted:I remember reading one of those X-Wing books as a teenager and there was an honest to god furry sex scene in it. Really made we wonder what I got myself into. Uuuh there's no sex scenes in the books I think that was just you being a horny teen.
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mr.capps posted:if your favorite character is the blue guy who is a really good at strategy because he likes to look at the art of different alien species you are a smelly poop actually my favorite character was the sick ithorian child that got munched to death by space Baal instead of getting healed of his Bone Illness
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mr.capps posted:if your favorite character is the blue guy who is a really good at strategy because he likes to look at the art of different alien species you are a smelly poop Yeah I read those books because they were supposedly the 'good EU' and they weren't that good at all. The whole time I was aware I was reading officially licensed fanfiction.
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TOOT BOOT posted:Yeah I read those books because they were supposedly the 'good EU' and they weren't that good at all. The whole time I was aware I was reading officially licensed fanfiction. There's literally a clone of Luke Skywalker in them who is an evil Skywalker and his name is Luuke and he has a tiny evil goatee (he was made out of the hand that got cut off in empire strikes back) and nobody thought it was dumb at the time
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Did they ever write a book about the big blue elephant dude at Jabba's place He played the space music and did space blow
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Dely Apple posted:Did they ever write a book about the big blue elephant dude at Jabba's place they wrote something about that band breaking up, it might've been tales of jabbas palace. His name was max rebo and he was feuding with the weird lip alien that sang for him cause she took over his band
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Aesop Poprock posted:There's literally a clone of Luke Skywalker in them who is an evil Skywalker and his name is Luuke and he has a tiny evil goatee (he was made out of the hand that got cut off in empire strikes back) and nobody thought it was dumb at the time Yeah, that's about all I remember of it, and only then because it was so loving dumb.
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Aesop Poprock posted:they wrote something about that band breaking up, it might've been tales of jabbas palace. His name was max rebo and he was feuding with the weird lip alien that sang for him cause she took over his band I googled him and apparently he had a solo career for a while and then he opened his own chain of restaurants called Max's Flanth House. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Rebo Edit: the canonical original name for the band (before Max Rebo became the front man) was Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Evar_Orbus_and_His_Galactic_Jizz-Wailers Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band. Subgenres of jizz included the styles of jizz-wail, aubade, and glitz. Also, jatz is slightly similar to jizz. Other notable jizz bands included Bobolo Baker's All-Bith Band, Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers, Hutt, Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes, and The Sozzenels. Contents[show] Jizz instruments Bass Viol Bandfill Clak Beepbox Dorenian Beshniquel Fanfar Gasan string drum Jizz Jizz-box Kloo horn Mood synthesizer Nalargon Ommni box Peel rod Ploong sounder Slitherhorn (traz)
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atomicthumbs posted:Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band. Subgenres of jizz included the styles of jizz-wail, aubade, and glitz. Also, jatz is slightly similar to jizz. I'm sorry I believe that's actually a list of Dr. Seuss trademarked sex toys
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atomicthumbs posted:Jizz jizz jizz-wail jizz.
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Ahh Lordy I hadnt thought of Jizz Wailers since like a year ago when me and a friend got into SWG for like a week. Aesop Poprock posted:There's literally a clone of Luke Skywalker in them who is an evil Skywalker and his name is Luuke and he has a tiny evil goatee (he was made out of the hand that got cut off in empire strikes back) and nobody thought it was dumb at the time Was this poo poo not in the comic book version? I havent gotten around to the audio books and I don't remember that at all but hear about it a lot. Luuke was in the Thrawn Trilogy? Anyhow to answer the question I made the mistake of reading Death Star, the whole book is garbage, has a gay sex scene dressed up as a martial arts contest and a character named Teh Roxxor
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Cyberball 2072 posted:Ahh Lordy I hadnt thought of Jizz Wailers since like a year ago when me and a friend got into SWG for like a week. Weird I could a sworn he was since I never read the comics but I guess not. I probably got it from the essential guide to characters, children of the Jedi and visions of the future since I read all of that poo poo when I was a kid
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The Star Wars EU was a weird beast before the prequels were released. It was just a series of novels that continued the story of the characters from the movies, some pretty good Dark Horse comics (Tales of the Jedi was amazing), short story collections that varied wildly in quality, and weird stuff like Droids. Then the new movies came out, Lucas went all in with the cash grab, and rather then standalone novels and an odd trilogy here or there it was decided to write a 25 book saga about evil anti-force aliens invading from another galaxy and wrecking everything until a magical deus ex machina solves the whole war and coincidentally references are made to stuff from the prequel movies/books. I was still following the EU pretty seriously and read about 1/2 of the Vong books, then the bugnest orgy book came out and I just gave up entirely. Apparently there was another 20+ book epic shortly after, and now no one is writing any timeline advancing novels in the Star Wars Legacy(c) because they want the new movies to come out and be able to write "canon" books.
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What about that time Mara Jade killed a bunch of alien kids to power her new lightsaber
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I never read these books and I still know that Chewbacca was killed by dropping a moon on him.
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CannonFodder posted:I never read these books and I still know that Chewbacca was killed by dropping a moon on him. That's sounds like a way vegeta would die, but no, that's how Chewbacca the wookie died
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Wolfsheim posted:
I can't answer the god damned question if you steal the answer from me OP 
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pentyne posted:The Star Wars EU was a weird beast before the prequels were released. It was just a series of novels that continued the story of the characters from the movies, some pretty good Dark Horse comics (Tales of the Jedi was amazing), short story collections that varied wildly in quality, and weird stuff like Droids. just catching up with this thread, jus marking this post as my bet for where the thread pivots into everybody unironic posting about how some of the EU is actually good.
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opus111 posted:just catching up with this thread, jus marking this post as my bet for where the thread pivots into everybody unironic posting about how some of the EU is actually good. I refuse to let that happen because none of it is good, except for my 5th grade creative writing assignment about the solo twins coming to earth and vacationing at ocean city MD and enjoying the boardwalk because that objectively got an A
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timothy zahn has a lotta burnin' in hell to do, that's all I'm gonna say
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 the EU rules and is really funny & cool
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post the poo poo where Han Solo fights the giant weasels or whatever
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i remember han solo got kidnapped and enslaved along w/ chewie and then they found an old remnant of the empire with a spaceship made of crystal that blew up stars. my favorite was the science girl who thought the empire was cool + good because they told her the "world devastators" and "death star" were mining equipment
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icantfindaname posted:post the poo poo where Han Solo fights the giant weasels or whatever Haha I am almost certain he either almost hosed one or used to date one of them as well
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Arrhythmia posted:actually OP: it's this wookiepedia page: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Breast hahaha
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Arrhythmia posted:actually OP: it's this wookiepedia page: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (First appearance) The Courtship of Princess Leia (First identified as Breast)
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Wow even the blue elephant guy had a name The fat dude who cried on the rancor had a name I bet every single thing in the cantina has a name and a lightsaber
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quote:36-to-1 says the main image stays.
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