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Nov 26, 2014 01:42
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- Adbot
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Apr 26, 2024 04:15
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- Bloodfart McCoy
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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I set one up at work last week. I guess I'm there more than I'm home, so it's kind of the same thing.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:45
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a christmas tree is a pagan symbolism you son of a bitch. but i do have a nativity scene set up, which is on display year-round
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Nov 26, 2014 03:02
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wackiest thing i could possibly think of right now? uhh how about putting a christmas tree up already? hahaha and you did that?! gently caress man youre so insane
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Nov 26, 2014 03:20
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the cops finally track down the serial killer to his hideout. the place is a horrific mess, there are torture instruments everywhere, severed body parts hanging on the walls, and a christmas tree in the middle of the room
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Nov 26, 2014 03:21
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- beer pal
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the cops finally track down the serial killer to his hideout. the place is a horrific mess, there are torture instruments everywhere, severed body parts hanging on the walls, and a christmas tree in the middle of the room
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Nov 26, 2014 03:39
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- beer pal
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stereotypical psychiatrist with freud accent: you say youre worried your son might be a dangerous individual. what was it that caused you such concern?
mother, crying into handkercheif while husband sits stoically with his arm around her shoulders: he.. he wanted to be santa.. for halloween
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Nov 26, 2014 03:43
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i'm a loose cannon, loaded with holiday cheer
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Nov 26, 2014 03:54
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- cuntman.net
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most people i know arent really scared of halloween anymore, i mean ghouls and goblins, who cares about that stuff. but therems one house on my street that no one ever dares to trick or treat at and its the one with candy canes lining the driveway
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Nov 26, 2014 03:58
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- Just Burgs
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Hey uh... Is the tree... Is it up... YOUR rear end?!?!
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Nov 26, 2014 03:59
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I'm a Christmas junkie. I chase that nostalgic childhood feeling of joy and wonder like the most strung-out addict you've ever seen. Last year I pawned my wedding ring so I could buy more tinsel. She didn't even notice. She was in the lab cooking up the next batch of cookies, railing powdered sugar and toasted coconut off the counter while they baked just to calm the worst of her tremors.
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Nov 26, 2014 04:03
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- Bwee
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Hey uh... Is the tree... Is it up... YOUR rear end?!?!
edit: gently caress, beaten!
 
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Nov 26, 2014 04:04
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- cuntman.net
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the plot of rear window except the main character sees his neighbor moving a mysterious cone shaped box into his house
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Nov 26, 2014 04:06
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cop: chief, the hostage taker has sent his demands. he says hes going to kill a hostage each hour their not met
chief: gently caress. ok what are his demands
cop: he says that all he wants are his two front teeth
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Nov 26, 2014 04:42
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First they came before thanksgiving, and i did not speak out, for i was not a pilgrim
Then they came before halloween, and i did not speak out, for i was not a ghoul
Then they came before canadian thanksgiving, and there was no one left to speak for me
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Nov 26, 2014 04:51
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Not a cabadian irl tho i was just adopoting the guise for dramatic effect
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Nov 26, 2014 04:52
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i looked at my "xmas songs i don't hate" spotify playlist today and i might, MIGHT sync it to be an offline one this week
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Nov 26, 2014 05:54
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a bloody pyscho fr3ak draped in Xmas lights ready to tear and rip amd stab u to death
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Nov 26, 2014 06:30
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- Al Borland
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Hows it smell? I haven't had a tree in ages I loved the old pine smell.
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Nov 26, 2014 07:03
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- Looke
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you are hosed up
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Nov 26, 2014 07:04
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- ron color
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me in mid november: hi, hey do you have any holiday seasonal beer yet
cashier: ...what did you just say?
me: do you have any--
cashier: GET OUT
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Nov 26, 2014 08:00
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me: hey man theres a been a lot of troubling noise coming from your house, are you doing okay?
neighbor: *shoves wreath out of sight* oh im doing just fine how are you?
me: whats that behind the couch, is that a stocking?
neighbor: haha of course not
me: are you sure your-
neighbor: i think you should go now
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Nov 26, 2014 08:15
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I drove to my mom's house for Thanksgiving and to my horror when I stepped inside all the Xmas decorations were already up *shudder*
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Nov 26, 2014 08:27
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the apa has announced a new update to the diagnostic and statistical manual, the dsm v holiday edition
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Nov 26, 2014 08:28
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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No one would've suspected anything, but the neighbors smelled pine and cookies in mid-November and saw multicolored lights in the window and called police.
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Nov 26, 2014 08:45
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op is your tree one of those that hangs down from the ceiling and do you have a hosed up house to go with your hosed up holiday traditions?
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Nov 26, 2014 12:02
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For the last 3 weeks I've been the last stand against putting up the christmas tree. Wife and kids are bugging me every day...
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Nov 26, 2014 13:40
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me: hey man theres a been a lot of troubling noise coming from your house, are you doing okay?
neighbor: *shoves wreath out of sight* oh im doing just fine how are you?
me: whats that behind the couch, is that a stocking?
neighbor: haha of course not
me: are you sure your-
neighbor: i think you should go now
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Nov 26, 2014 13:59
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- alnilam
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No one would've suspected anything, but the neighbors smelled pine and cookies in mid-November and saw multicolored lights in the window and called police.
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Nov 26, 2014 15:27
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- Al Borland
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I tried to gather the neighbors with pitchforks and torches to oust the early Christmasers but every drat house I went to was the same.
The pod people clearly have taken over my neighborhood and are celebrating early.
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Nov 26, 2014 15:29
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Apr 26, 2024 04:15
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mom: jimmy? *bangs on door* what are you doing in there? we haven't even taken the Halloween decorations down yet!
jimmy: uhh, uhh, I'm just jerking it to porn, mom!
mom: are you sure? I thought I heard will farrell's voice!
jimmy: no, mom! really gross porn! poo poo everywhere! mmm, that's the stuff! I have an erection right now, mom! honest!
mom: ok, then...
(jimmy waits until he can't hear mom's footsteps anymore, then hits play and gingerly turns the volume up on Elf)
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