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Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
to get 1000 posts. why do you guys post so much?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
:firstpost:

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Honestly? Both because I'm gay, and because I'm a tranni.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Irrational Bees posted:

Honestly? Both because I'm gay, and because I'm a tranni.

this makes sense

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
lowest postcount itt

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
To make up for you not posting

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Lowtax posted:

To make up for you not posting

sorry I'll make up for it.

here's a random waffleimage I found. hope it helps http://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/images/24/24c03d354a56265a9420467599385c402f99d5a6.jpg

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Truth is, I would take back about 93% of my posts if I could.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

troubled teen posted:

sorry I'll make up for it.

here's a random waffleimage I found. hope it helps http://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/images/24/24c03d354a56265a9420467599385c402f99d5a6.jpg

That's a good image

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
have you graduated from 'troubled teen' to 'troubled adult'?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lowtax posted:

To make up for you not posting

I appreciate your increased involvement in the day to day postings on this forum, I think you should return to a Kansas City Royals avatar.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Guancho posted:

have you graduated from 'troubled teen' to 'troubled adult'?

i've been demoted to troubled fetus

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


You've got to post.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
GBS and GDT posts add up really fast

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


troubled teen posted:

to get 1000 posts. why do you guys post so much?
hey now i'm only averaging like two posts a day, that isn't much

i mean this one only took me what, 15 seconds?

well maybe more like 20 now

ok 22 gently caress

25 shittttt

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

CrashCat posted:

hey now i'm only averaging like two posts a day, that isn't much

i mean this one only took me what, 15 seconds?

well maybe more like 20 now

ok 22 gently caress

25 shittttt

that's a lot of seconds. i'm impressed

fankwart
Sep 27, 2013

am I the only one drinking?
all bout word count

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


troubled teen posted:

that's a lot of seconds. i'm impressed
yeah but you posted five weeks' worth of posts in this thread already. it's got to suck knowing you can't post again for over a month or you wreck your average

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

CrashCat posted:

yeah but you posted five weeks' worth of posts in this thread already. it's got to suck knowing you can't post again for over a month or you wreck your average

oh :(

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Lowtax posted:

To make up for you not posting

why are you user 20000-something? and can u put in a good word for me to fyad? my postcount is making me look fat

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
imagine if you trained martial arts for ur whole life and finally climbed to the top of the pile and you get invited to a fighting tournament in some lovely third world country by a dictator and you get there and your first fight is against a weird green creature made of electricity

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

imagine if you trained martial arts for ur whole life and finally climbed to the top of the pile and you get invited to a fighting tournament in some lovely third world country by a dictator and you get there and your first fight is against a weird green creature made of electricity
I hear you man

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You conveniently left out the part where you can make fire come out of your hands and are ridiculously good looking

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
What is the tao of posting?
Stop posting

What is the tao of posting?
poo poo posting

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Tujague posted:

What is the tao of posting?
Stop posting

What is the tao of posting?
poo poo posting
the tao of posting is bumping day old threads off the bottom of the pile

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im gay

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
thats how op

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i post im gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the halloween lawlessness let me post when drunk.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just post

Walter Kurtz
Jan 23, 2008

When I logged on today I had -1 posts.

:wtc:

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
how do i post so much? well you see i dont care at all that my posts are bad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Walter Kurtz posted:

When I logged on today I had -1 posts.

:wtc:

you also seem to have a gar-bage dick

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Walter Kurtz posted:

When I logged on today I had -1 posts.

:wtc:

Probably an STD

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I have a team of professional post-writers who write these posts for me. I pay them by the post, and I am required by union contract to post any review team-approved post that they write for me. The good ones go here, but some days, when they are particularly productive (Meaning, they need more beer money than normal) I will post the substandard on other forums. The merely slightly substandard ones go to Reddit. The really substandard ones go to 4 chan. The total poo poo posts generally end up on the Fox News Forums.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


genesplicer posted:

I have a team of professional post-writers who write these posts for me. I pay them by the post, and I am required by union contract to post any review team-approved post that they write for me. The good ones go here, but some days, when they are particularly productive (Meaning, they need more beer money than normal) I will post the substandard on other forums. The merely slightly substandard ones go to Reddit. The really substandard ones go to 4 chan. The total poo poo posts generally end up on the Fox News Forums.

How much do I have to pay you to get you to post in BYOB?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
all good ideas everyone, but this is the important one

CrashCat posted:

the tao of posting is bumping day old threads off the bottom of the pile

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Its is I...he of the lowest post count

e: only 651 posts!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
is that your real nose op

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
A huge percentage of my total posts are probably things like "lol" in TFF GDT threads and "Whoa!" in TVIV watch threads.

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