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Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
A few years ago i went and met a girlfriend i knew was cheating on me, id never done anal so i convinced her to and then dumped her, dpes that make me a rapist?!

tia goons

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Maybe you should get a job selling pudding first and then we'll talk.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
D&D once seriously argued that ALL hetero sex is rape.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
wreck her various holes with your oppression stick. :feelsgood:

Straker
Nov 10, 2005

Jose Oquendo posted:

D&D once seriously argued that ALL hetero sex is rape.
well, it being old d&d, they probably thought all women are too stupid to ever be able to give informed consent to anything, so it's not unreasonable to then say all sex is rape

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Straker posted:

well, it being old d&d, they probably thought all women are too stupid to ever be able to give informed consent to anything, so it's not unreasonable to then say all sex is rape

they just do that with minorities now. Progress

RonMexicosPitbull fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 28, 2014

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
I am trying to sleep with a girl from each continent, am i a serial rapist!

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Jose Oquendo posted:

D&D once seriously argued that ALL hetero sex is rape.

the term is 'piv' tyvm and if you dont understand the way patriarchy affects sexual relations then lol at you.

handy jays are okay.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

didnt read but yes

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
no op that's sounds more like ownage (rape of the mind)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

we are all rapists until proven otherwise in His court.

GOD IS GREAT ALLAH ACKBARD

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Yes

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
If you ever spoke to a girl, ever, that counts as verbal assault which is basically rape anyway.

The good news is that by posting here you are unlikely to re-offend.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKMRM5Ef8DA

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
its pretty common knowledge that once you punish-gently caress the dumper that you own her.

hold your head high my friend.

you have conquered another

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Stoic Commie posted:

no op that's sounds more like ownage (rape of the mind)

This.

Legally, it sounds like she gave you consent, so under AMERICAN LAW you are good to go.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
men rape, why worry??:D

Zoinker
Jan 18, 2009
You deceived her into having sex with you on the basis that you still had a meaningful relationship so the question really depends on how much you like the 1984 classic 'Revenge of the Nerds'

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jose Oquendo posted:

D&D once seriously argued that ALL hetero sex is rape.

lol

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
At least you got your brownbelt. Shitdick.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

wreck her various holes with your oppression stick. :feelsgood:

Agreed.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

cabbagedude posted:

A few years ago i went and met a girlfriend i knew was cheating on me, id never done anal so i convinced her to and then dumped her, dpes that make me a rapist?!

tia goons

Well, did she like it?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
revenge is best served rectally

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Good job player.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

instead of pretending to have altruistic international concerns USA should just say gently caress it, we are the empire and here is my boot up your rear end give us what we want

same with men, dotn pretend like you arent a racists rapist. it is your nature, dont try to fight it.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

cabbagedude posted:

I am trying to sleep with a girl from each continent, am i a serial rapist!

What are girls from Antarctica like?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Baracula posted:

the term is 'piv' tyvm and if you dont understand the way patriarchy affects sexual relations then lol at you.

handy jays are okay.
wait so doesnt that mean that anal is ok??? lets stay relevant to the op at hand

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

cabbagedude posted:

I am trying to sleep with a girl from each continent, am i a serial rapist!

even antarctica? you gonna gently caress a penguin bro?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Every time she unloads a rope into the toilet she thinks of you

Every time she wipes the poo off her bunghole and sniffs the toilet paper she thinks of you

Every time she lazily plucks dingleberries out of her rear end hair she thinks of you

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
In my previous relationship there was a lull in sex where I never wanted to do it but she would pressure me into it so I'm a rape survivor I guess?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

RedMage129 posted:

In my previous relationship there was a lull in sex where I never wanted to do it but she would pressure me into it so I'm a rape survivor I guess?

ur the rapist

also gay

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Top City Homo posted:

ur the rapist

also gay

I see now. The patriarchy wins again.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RedMage129 posted:

In my previous relationship there was a lull in sex where I never wanted to do it but she would pressure me into it so I'm a rape survivor I guess?
this reminds me of the plot of a movie except it was a guy pressured into doing "one last score" by his group of bank robbers, he makes it out but it was a close one

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

cabbagedude posted:

I am trying to sleep with a girl from each continent, am i a serial rapist!

Does it count if she moved to the USA when she was a little baby?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You did rape I think

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Any time you penetrate a woman, be it with a body part, your gaze, by breathing around her, assume you have raped her. Apologize and then report yourself. When the police don't arrest you because of patriarchy, kill yourself in shame.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Speleothing posted:

Does it count if she moved to the USA when she was a little baby?

What about if her parents are super rich and have holiday homes on like three continents?

Do I need to bang two different chicks who works in antartica half the year?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Gay Roads posted:

even antarctica? you gonna gently caress a penguin bro?


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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Here's what you do to find out OP: turn yourself in, go to prison. If you end up raping weaker Inmates to get your sex, then you're a rapist. If you end up getting raped you're not a rapist. You're still cis hetero scum and criminal patriarchy, but you're no rapist.

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