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Murodese
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Every single person on that FB group is a Liberal staffer.

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Lewis Report is out: http://www.communications.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/243786/ABC_and_SBS_efficiency_report_Redacted.pdf

Preview:

quote:

The study has identified five key areas that may lead to significant operational efficiencies or savings:
- Better resource allocation—efficiencies from better matching supply and demand in service delivery

Also, the best part of the IRC gendered slur bot isn't even that it blocks gendered slurs, it's that it actively keeps out the kind of people that are literally unable to control themselves and will kick up poo poo about not being able to use certain words. The meltdowns are spectacular.

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I successfully used the term boypussy yesterday so I suspect not

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Some highlights from the Lewis Report:

Centralising operations in Sydney:

quote:

the ABC could abolish State and Territory Directors and absorb their functions within other positions in ABC management. The ABC could achieve modest efficiencies if it centralised its switchboard operations to Sydney and (for evening operations) Perth.

On classic FM being cut:

quote:

It is understood that the ABC is considering a reduction in the number of live recordings on Classic
FM to 370 in financial year 2014-15. Should the ABC reduce the number of live recordings to 370,
a potential saving of up to $1 million may be achieved from savings in broadcast rights and artist
fees and a reduction of 20% in FTEs associated with live music concert recordings. Given the low
average weekly audience of Classic FM, this reduction in numbers could assist in lowering the cost
per listener.

Some of the working behind this stuff is totally hilarious/nuts. As an example, they take the budget of the SBS (~294m) and number of finance FTE positions (24.2) and compare it to the ABC (~923m) and 80.1m, and discover that if the ABC had the same rate of finance/FTE as the SBS, they'd need 4 fewer less FTEs. Hence, one saving is to make 4 FTEs redundant. Anybody with a modicum of intelligence would realise that some organisations have different levels of budgetary difficulty than others and budget management is not a linear scale, but apparently this is not considered.

This same idea has been applied to virtually every department - ie. IT services, which the ABC (according to that metric) has 41 FTEs too many. This, of course, completely ignores that the ABC operate their own datacenters and IT infrastructure above and beyond SBS that require maintenance and operational staff.

Pretty much every item that was on that list leaked a few days ago was made based on this set of assumptions, meaning that virtually all the numbers are totally meaningless. It is, therefore, entirely understandable why Scott made the decisions that he did.

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He's hosed, and he knows he's hosed. Expect cabinet-level leaks pretty soon.


Incidentally, Warren Truss is ill and thinking of retiring very soon.

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Scott's kinda tearing it up in estimates. That dumbass Nats senator jumped on a comment Scott made that people had been suggesting the closure of the SA production studios for years, by suggesting that meant it'd been on the table for a long time (years). Scott said "not at all, consultants suggested that was one way to save money and we fought hard against it." "Oh, so it was in the bottom drawer in your desk then?" "Well, Senator, why is it that we've had to reach into the bottom drawer? We need to have some way of dealing with the 250m of cuts passed down to us."

cue Nats Senator never speaking again

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Jesus loving christ, Senator Birmingham is loving annoying. Thanks a loving lot, South Australia. I hope the ABC is cut out of the state completely.

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Haha, one of the writers of hungry beast / the checkout / chasers got called out directly in today's senate estimates: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/kirsten-drysdale/5549556

One of the Liberal senators was accusing her employment of dumbing down 730. Scott came out loving swinging, was pretty hilarious.

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T-1000 posted:

There was an article recently about what the media does when the government is in trouble - step 1 was blame the PM's chief of staff, step 2 was talk up the likely replacement (Julie Bishop) in the hopes of privileged access if a challenge succeeds. Then it listed all the things Julie Bishop screwed up recently, including issuing a rebuttal to Obama's comments on the Great Barrier Reef. I'm trying but I can't find it.

I think that was Greg Jericho's most recent on the Drum.

e; hmm, it wasn't. I remember the article you're talking about, too.

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adamantium|wang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxK4m9_-0r8

When Tony runs into someone who begins to remotely dispute his tired worn out phrases.

Literally the first words out of his mouth are Carbon Tax, Mining Tax, Stop the Boats.

Holy fuckin lol

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Worth keeping in mind that polling agencies are currently doing weekly polls, something they only do in the space before an election. Usually during normal business it's fortnightly to monthly.

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SKY COQ posted:

“If Christopher Pyne is still the Minister for Education next year, which I strongly doubt, I suggest he takes the bill away, consults with all stakeholders and develops a new plan to support the higher education sector without hurting students.

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Muir, Madigan, Day, Leyonhjelm with the government on that bill.

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ewe2 posted:

Aaand they're debating the dole changes right now and the MSM has gone to sleep. So god knows how the vote is shaping up or who has opinions, I can't get the Senate live feed.

parlview

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Holy lol, tonight's 730 is incredible. Sales takes Pyne to pieces.

e; holy lol I am literally loving in love with Sales

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So, is it liberating for a politician to be able to decide when an election promise doesn't matter?

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Xylo, your new av is terrifying.

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I'm pretty sure most of Pyne's texts to Ashby were MMS though

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This is how our esteemed speaker feels about the last few pages of the thread:

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Wouldn't want anyone else to catch The Gay.

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homebrew posted:

Iirc its due to the significantly increased risk of HIV.

If only there was some way to test if you had HIV, perhaps through the examination of a blood sample

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Anidav posted:

Guys I got this in the mail along-side a Campbell Newman ad. The state election is soon and this is the second LNP letterbox I've gotten this week but I'm curious where this claim comes from:

100,000 new jobs? Where?

http://www.abs.gov.au/AUSSTATS/abs@.nsf/allprimarymainfeatures/BE5D006CA218A700CA257C3E000F5337?opendocument

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/mf/6202.0

Oct 2013
Employed Persons (000's) 11 636.6

Oct 2014
Employed Persons (000's) 11 589.0

Employment over time in government: -47,600
Approximate population growth in that time: ~~410,000

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Ironically, the "roads of the 21st century" would actually be FTTP.

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I literally bought GTA V from Target today, so I don't think they got the memo.

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They're missing a prime opportunity here to flag anyone that does kill a sex worker in-game, though.

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Actually, it took about a year.

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I don't think it's fair to compare the rest of the country to Queensland.

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The salties are poo poo, crows.

Also:

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Zenithe posted:

This is not a good system by any means, and the way we still treat refugees and asylum seekers is loving abominable, but you really have to ask yourself, is it worse than keeping children on Manus Island?

This is kinda what I was thinking to myself the other day, but then I remembered that the reason they're still there is pretty much so that Morrison could do exactly this. He's had the power all along to remove children from detention, and he's kept them there.

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T-1000 posted:

I really need to see some evidence before I can believe this, because if this is true it's extraordinary, and horrific.

Morrison hasn't denied it or mentioned it at all, so..

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Tried finding a KJ count for this and had absolutely no luck.

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Systematic posted:

It's impressive that the ALP candidate got that many votes, but at the end of the day, the candidate with the MOST votes wins. And if we judge it by the current swing- The libs will get it (not including the votes left to count or postal votes)

ABC's projection has the ALP winning by 2% :v:

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That Galaxy poll is going to scare the poo poo out of the LNP. -5 primary.

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nockturne posted:

Is that green screened? Furthermore, something about the timing and how they look at each other is making me wonder if not only is it green screened, but they weren't even in the same room. Like it was filmed separately and then just mashed together digitally. Or maybe that's just how plastic they seem, individually and with each other.

Mainly Tones though, that smile just gets creepier all the time. It was so fixed when he was looking at Margie that I actually thought the video had paused for a second.

Honestly, it's not just disliking him for his policies, he really just has one of the most awful, insincere smiles I've ever seen. Never reaches the eyes.

I think that is possibly a green screen, but I'm pretty sure they're in the same room - there are some movements that Abbott makes that are reflected in Margie's jacket, for instance.

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Every single day, the channel 10 news in WA (who are arguably the dumbest and most biased) put the loving boot into Abbott. Tonight it was "the results of a new poll suggest that if an election was held today, the results for the PM would be.. catastrophic."

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Hey Michael maybe you should get DVA the gently caress together before you start throwing stones you useless poo poo

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And one time I went on a date with a member of the Young Liberal Party, but that doesn't make doing it again a good idea

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The same logic led to several rubbish tips containing heavy metals being built along Perth's main river in the 70s.

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Solar farms tend not to leave irreparable damage to the ecosystem for a century afterwards though.

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Toss in a Nutribullet so I can break it down to molecular level and I'm in.

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