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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress the army

qtiyd

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
You meet some outstanding individuals in the army infantry.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006
Best OP in ages. Someone safety brief about the best strip clubs to visit and recreational drugs to do during block leave.

e: dumbphone postin

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

McSpatula fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Dec 1, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
love the army

qtiyg

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

JSARSOM posted:

love the army

qtiyg

mods?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

JSARSOM posted:

i love cocks

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JSARSOM posted:

love the army

qtiyg

anansi parachute spotted

j/k he still lurks

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
Did my army phase 2 today, didn't like how the PA spent more time talking about how I was wasting her time for not waiving the physical and that ACAP should of told me how to arrange for a VA one, of which they never did.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I don't want to go to this mandatory christmas party

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Then don't go?

No fuckhead will notice.

If someone asks where you were make some bullshit up.

gently caress the army.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

TPSDude posted:

Did my army phase 2 today, didn't like how the PA spent more time talking about how I was wasting her time for not waiving the physical and that ACAP should of told me how to arrange for a VA one, of which they never did.

Do NOT let them pull that 'wasting my time' bullshit on you too.

They did that poo poo to me, and I didn't even know I had vet benefits or VA benefits for almost 5 years.

They'll try to push you off onto the next person, and you'll end up leaving not knowing any benefits, like for how long you are eligible for medical or dental after you separate, or anything else if they can get away with it.

Report her rear end and ask for another Phase 2 briefing.

Don't let them treat you like poo poo and put you out just to save Uncle Sugar a few pennies and themselves a little bit of effort doing the job they were loving hired to do.

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
I'm aware of the claims process, its just ridiculous how unprofessional medical nobility can be. Bitch will be hurting since big army is eliminating the ability to wave the army phase 2 come january.

gently caress Ft. Hood
gently caress the Cav

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Some high speed NCO wants to give "classes" after duty hours during the work week, I told him I have actual college classes during the work week and he basically told me I would have to go, because "you're a soldier first". :shepicide:

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Is he your direct supervisor? If not, tell him to get hosed and have your real dad protect you.

Alternative probably better answer - just don't show up.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

7777777 posted:

Some high speed NCO wants to give "classes" after duty hours during the work week, I told him I have actual college classes during the work week and he basically told me I would have to go, because "you're a soldier first". :shepicide:

Use those open door policies, that poo poo's full retard.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

TPSDude posted:

I'm aware of the claims process, its just ridiculous how unprofessional medical nobility can be. Bitch will be hurting since big army is eliminating the ability to wave the army phase 2 come january.

gently caress Ft. Hood
gently caress the Cav
Well well well. What a loving surprise.

Fort Hoodie and Worst Cav try to gently caress you.

I'm dead serious, watch those motherfuckers close.

They gently caress everyone they can, from final pay, to your separation code, to your TDRL status/rank, poo poo like that.

If they even THINK they can get away with it, they'll tell you that you don't qualify for anything and just claim you're getting discharged.

gently caress Fort Hood.

gently caress Worst Cav.

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013
Good thing: the army's socialist number of vacation days. Bout to get drunk in all the cool cities on the east coast for a month. Hope I get a good safety brief.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Good thing: the army's socialist number of vacation days. Bout to get drunk in all the cool cities on the east coast for a month. Hope I get a good safety brief.

Here's your safety brief:

Have fun. Dismissed.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

qtiyd

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

7777777 posted:

Some high speed NCO wants to give "classes" after duty hours during the work week, I told him I have actual college classes during the work week and he basically told me I would have to go, because "you're a soldier first". :shepicide:

Curious as to what these classes could possibly be about.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



not caring here posted:

Curious as to what these classes could possibly be about.

Proper insertion method of the green weenie, with multiple demonstrations on all present?

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Here's your safety brief:

Have fun. Dismissed.

Here's your safety brief:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress the army

Dismissed.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Safety Brief-
Don't do heroin and kill hookers; one or the other, never both, and there is no preferred method.
I was only allowed to do the safety brief once.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

bulletsponge13 posted:

Safety Brief-
Don't do heroin and kill hookers; one or the other, never both, and there is no preferred method.
I was only allowed to do the safety brief once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW0NtG7X8Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-vXIqe4MXc

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Lets take the stryker platoon to the Euphrates for a baptism today, said captain rear end in a top hat

(you might want to leave the sound off)

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That pig faced idiot.

Jesus ain't gonna save you from the tape test.

Re-up: denied

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's loving cold out and we're in unfriendly country. Let's get naked and play in the poo poo river.

I mean, I've heard of some stupid wastes of time and military resources, but this is up there at the top.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo that was gay.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Good god. I know Iraq was the wild west back then and y'all did whatever the hell you wanted, but who the gently caress thought that was worth taking a stroll in Al Anbar for?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
A bunch of fat POGs with nothing better to do, that's who. I stand by my Infantry privilege :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Death to POGs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7bcRlGYuQ

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Stanley Goodspeed posted:

tell him to get hosed

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Those faggots are all probably high ranking officers now.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

50 Foot Ant posted:

Those faggots are all probably high ranking officers now.

:thumbsup:

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