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You've barely finished your last plate of turkey. Feeling stuffed to the brim you can barely heft yourself away from the table. You want nothing more than to crawl over to the couch and park yourself there until Monday. But you don't have that luxury for there are deals to be had! Slowly you being to wrap yourself for the harsh climate: hats, scarves, and some brass knuckles under your mittens in case things get ugly. You have a long night ahead of you and you aren't going to let anything stand in your way. Welcome to Rampant Consumerism Mafia, a game for 9 players. This will be a fairly vanilla game with no weird roles. Flavour and alignment have been randomized. Standard Rules:
Players:
Asiina fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Dec 4, 2014 |
# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:22 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:41 |
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I'll play if you promise at least 37% off night actions.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:25 |
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capps loves big savings and money deals and low low low low prices
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:29 |
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signing up and such
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:31 |
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finals is a great time to get overextended in mafia games
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:32 |
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Yeah I am ready for some insane bargains!
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:36 |
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I don't like how you bolded the in in insane
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:38 |
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mr.capps posted:I don't like how you bolded the in in insane I don't like how you have three "in"s in a row
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:40 |
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there were only two ins, the third word was insane
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:41 |
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Insane has an in in it.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:44 |
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I can play.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 19:51 |
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I AM ARBITER OF ALL FATES, I ALONE DETERMINE WHERE FEDEX DECIDES TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE! THE COUPON CODE FROM WAL-MART? HAH, BUT ANOTHER RUSE! ONLY I CAN ACTIVATE IT ON OUR SITE! YOUR DAUGHTER WILL NOT GET HER ORDER BY CHRISTMAS? HAH, SUCH WAS ALWAYS MY PLAN! YEA, THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT MY CLEVER MACHINATIONS IS TO YELL AT ME LONG ENOUGH THAT I ASK A COWORKER TO PRETEND TO BE MY CAPITULATING SUPERVISOR! TODAY I AM IN THE CALL CENTER AND I KNOW NOTHING BUT HATE. im in
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:07 |
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Sure, why the gently caress not.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:09 |
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Sure, why not.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:11 |
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Cool, role PMs going out shortly.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:16 |
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I am taking a brief break from talking with screaming geriatrics to confirm that I have received my role.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:36 |
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I got my PM, now let's buy buy buy and trample some scum!
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:39 |
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Confirming that I am vanilla town.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:39 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:Confirming that I am vanilla town. idk seems pretty suspicious
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:39 |
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Somberbrero posted:idk seems pretty suspicious Is it though? PMom confirms VT literally every single game.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:40 |
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confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:43 |
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I am here.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:44 |
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EXAKT Science posted:Is it though? PMom confirms VT literally every single game. no it's obviously not suspicious, Exakt. ##vote EKAXT SCIENCE FANTASTIC DEALS WAIT FOR NO MOD AND NEITHER DO VOTES
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:45 |
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HiipFire posted:confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer ~feels townie~ Somberbrero posted:no it's obviously not suspicious, Exakt. oh no, I've fallen for your clever ruse. IT WAS JUST TOO GREAT A DEAL!
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:46 |
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You've been waiting in the cold for hours, huddled outside the doors of your local StoreMart. The press of humanity does have the added benefit of warming you such that you've taken off your scarf. Better anyway, since that's just going to be a hazard once the doors open. You've eyed the people directly around you, for they will be your first obstacle. There's a young couple sharing a thermos of hot chocolate, no threat. A group of young 20 year olds, potentially dangerous since they are in a pack, but you know they'll turn on each other first. The real threat is the 38 year old mother directly to your left. She is petite and looks harmless, but you notice her running shoes, her sleek clothing and pulled back hair. There is not a single part of her that is going to get snagged in the impending human wave. She is poised and ready to go. An employee on a bullhorn is standing at the front of the crowd, trying to maintain order. He is reading some corporate drivel about maintaining order and something about wristbands? It doesn't matter because you are already focused, your mind has reached a state of clarity. You hear someone's watch beep indicating midnight, it's time to roll. You see someone ahead of you grab a toy from one of the displays near the door. You scoff. Everyone knows that anything within 50 feet of the door will be damaged beyond repair. What an amateur, you think as you run by. Poque, A toy that's broken before it even leaves the store, town-aligned plot device, was purchased N0 It is now Day 1.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:47 |
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Votecount for Day 1 Not Voting (9): Allen Wren, apostateCourier, Epsilon Plus, EXAKT Science, HiipFire, Jedit, mr.capps, Pinterest Mom, Somberbrero With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 03rd, 2014 at 3 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 days.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:47 |
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Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed! ##vote Somber
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:48 |
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EXAKT Science posted:Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed! So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now?
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:50 |
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EXAKT Science posted:Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed! whoah throwing votes out willy-nilly? drat, slow your roll hoss. someone is liable to get lynched here if we're not careful.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:50 |
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In case you missed it in the OP, please note the deadline. Days are going to be as close to 48 hours as possible, rounded either up or down to the nearest hour. Kinda experimental, but we'll see how it works for a small game like this.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:51 |
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apostateCourier posted:So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now? That's no ball. It's a limited edition Death Star playset, complete with working exhaust port and a real death ray!
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:51 |
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HiipFire posted:confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer this was my saturday morning cartoon role
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:57 |
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apostateCourier posted:So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now? It might be residual scumminess still clinging to him after Monster Island, but I am finding Exakt's humor a little forced.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 20:59 |
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Confirming.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:02 |
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Somberbrero posted:It might be residual scumminess still clinging to him after Monster Island, but I am finding Exakt's humor a little forced. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:05 |
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So wait, EXAKT is trying to go for the day one rush based on some other game? Really?
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:27 |
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Allen Wren posted:So wait, EXAKT is trying to go for the day one rush based on some other game? I don't see where that was said or implied by anyone. I was saying that Exakt's humor felt forced(i.e. scummy) and joked that it might be leftover scumminess from his last game.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:30 |
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I figured his initial lynchpost was rooted in something, with your joke seemingly providing context. Welp.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:50 |
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##kill EXAKT Science
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:51 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:41 |
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i did it because i am insane
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 21:51 |