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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Jagr will be posthumously entered into the HHOF after this game and someone should take their skate and go Malarchuk on Bortuzzo for that.

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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
https://gfycat.com/CourteousEnragedBactrian

better view to show how ridiculously late this was

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

No penalty on the hit.

Good hockey play.




(Death to Bort.)

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

THE MACHO MAN posted:

That hit was so late it makes Stevens on Karyia look clean. Catching his head coming straight ahead like that wouldn't be a problem necessarily if he wasn't hitting him so late

The super soooo makes it seem so much later than it actually was, the fact that he shouldered him in the loving head is the real issue.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



all the lovely worthless devils players you could try to decapitate and he ends up on Double J :( poor old guy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THE MACHO MAN posted:

https://gfycat.com/CourteousEnragedBactrian

better view to show how ridiculously late this was

What did you expect? the both of them have been going at each other all game.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Captain Internet posted:

The super slow makes it seem so much later than it actually was, the fact that he shouldered him in the loving head is the real issue.

Quote is still, in 2014, not edit.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
OH god damnit quote not edit

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

VendaGoat posted:

What did you expect? the both of them have been going at each other all game.

Try not to be an rear end in a top hat.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


VendaGoat posted:

What did you expect? the both of them have been going at each other all game.

How about not a blatant headshot from a loving useless turd on a hall of famer?

e: ohhh noooooo he slashed me in the 2 inches of padding on my legggggssssssss BORTUZZO SMASH

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Okay yeah maybe it's Jordie.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Captain Internet posted:

The super soooo makes it seem so much later than it actually was, the fact that he shouldered him in the loving head is the real issue.

Yeah, I feel like I'm okay with a little lateness on a hit over ramming your shoulder right through his face.

Bort needs to sit for that and I hope this doesn't turn into a goon fest.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah no poo poo guys I don't like the headshot either

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Trevor Bird posted:

there's nothing clean about that hit on jagr. just a shithead trying to make a name for himself.

Yeah I hope Bortuzzo goes back to being a healthy scratch again. Call up some dudes from WBS or something since Letang is out but seriously i don't want to see the loving Penguins of all teams end Jagr's career because the guy assigned to shut him down this game had no self control

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I hope Bort does get suspended for a while. Then we might get to see Harrington or Pouliot which would be p cool.

Or probably Dumoulin I guess but whatever. Bort is what he is and will never be more than a 6th defensemen who takes runs at people.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

VendaGoat posted:

What did you expect? the both of them have been going at each other all game.

maybe don't be a huge shithead? that hit isn't a reasonable response to anything. matt cooke-like hockey going on.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trevor Bird posted:

maybe don't be a huge shithead? that hit isn't a reasonable response to anything. matt cooke-like hockey going on.

I'll send Tuzzo a Txt telling him that the internet doesn't like him or how he plays hockey.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Going at each other is Bortuzzo taking like 6 terrible charges at Jagr and Jagr finally slashing him after the 7th after ignoring him the entire game

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

VendaGoat posted:

I'll send Tuzzo a Txt telling him that the internet doesn't like him or how he plays hockey.

Hey, try not being a monstrous rear end in a top hat. It's unbecoming.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

I hope Bort does get suspended for a while. Then we might get to see Harrington or Pouliot which would be p cool.

Or probably Dumoulin I guess but whatever. Bort is what he is and will never be more than a 6th defensemen who takes runs at people.

Let's not poo poo the guy up too much now - I mean on the open market where Engelland got $3mil someone would throw a nice contract at him. Dude can skate for a guy his size and can move the puck decently and is still youngish.

He's not a lovely player by any means but that play was pretty loving atrocious so I'd be less sad seeing him shipped off for picks or a forward or something now than I would've been earlier.

I'd rather see some of the other young guns get a shot though, for sure.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey guess what? Here comes the third.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
loving team can't do anything right.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

VendaGoat posted:

I'll send Tuzzo a Txt telling him that the internet doesn't like him or how he plays hockey.

why do you exist

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



It's not shoulder-to-shoulder, stop saying it is Root.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Vincent Van Goat posted:

It's not shoulder-to-shoulder, stop saying it is Root.

agreed

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



VendaGoat posted:

I'll send Tuzzo a Txt telling him that the internet doesn't like him or how he plays hockey.

send him a text that says 58008 and tell him to turn the phone upside down, he'll love it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:siren: MALKIE!

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Vincent Van Goat posted:

It's not shoulder-to-shoulder, stop saying it is Root.

I swear they are only shown the video the truck sends them and the producer in the truck makes the call not to show the damning angle. Which is why it's only a weird 3/4 shot instead of near ice level.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



alright Henrik is dead see you guys next seaOH THANK GOD

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Malkin :toot:

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
If (lol) the Devils are gonna lose let's get it out of hand quickly so Tootoo can Chris Simon Bortuzzo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Malkin just wants to score some goals. No time for controversy.
:siren:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Captain Internet posted:

The super soooo makes it seem so much later than it actually was, the fact that he shouldered him in the loving head is the real issue.

It was certainly late enough that it could have been called interference if nothing else

also that was a real pretty play

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I hope Megna keeps kicking around with Geno. Dude is a good third wheel. Super fast.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

T-Bone posted:

If (lol) the Devils are gonna lose let's get it out of hand quickly so Tootoo can Chris Simon Bortuzzo

this is the perfect use for tootoo. i forgot he was on the team.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Matti and sami :( Tampa bay forever the canucks defensive retirement home

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

T-Bone posted:

If (lol) the Devils are gonna lose let's get it out of hand quickly so Tootoo can Chris Simon Bortuzzo

He's gonna end up taking some kind of retarded penalty and getting stapled to the bench

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
lmao and Bortuzzo won't fight Tootoo? This is why star players die

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Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

T-Bone posted:

lmao and Bortuzzo won't fight Tootoo? This is why star players die

he actually refused?

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