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Applewhite posted:I'm on the edge of my seat: What are they trying to steal from the cops?? "The pigs got these new fancy high tech badges, got microchips and all that poo poo wire into them. Well if we gather enough of these badges we can reverse engineer the insides..." "Meaning?" "Meaning we can hack their system dumbass. We can hack the system, and wipe our records clean... More importantly for you, we can get your daughter that fresh start you always been dreaming about."
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 20:50 |
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mr.capps posted:"The pigs got these new fancy high tech badges, got microchips and all that poo poo wire into them. Well if we gather enough of these badges we can reverse engineer the insides..." Chills. Honest to God chills.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 20:52 |
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*Bulldozer driven by Brad Pitt bursts through wall of bank* "Knock knock" -Pitt
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:03 |
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mr.capps posted:"The pigs got these new fancy high tech badges, got microchips and all that poo poo wire into them. Well if we gather enough of these badges we can reverse engineer the insides..." "Wouldn't they be able to track that poo poo though? We wouldn't even be able to get past the bridge before the police drones bomb us to hell." "This is why you were never the brains of the operation Samson." *Lifts up a tarp, revealing a metallic board* "Hand me your keys." "What, gently caress no." "Hand me your keys before I blow your loving brains out. OK, here watch this." "Its a magnet. You plan on wiping the badges before we ever even get to the bridge." "We only need the circuits, not the data."
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:07 |
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:12 |
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az posted:gently caress this broke dick piece of poo poo drill Motherfucker posted:GET THE gently caress UP Solomonic posted:Guys
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:12 |
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*Chief O'Malley enters the room fast paced with a cup of coffee in hand* O'Malley: "Detective, there better be a drat good reason I'm here at 7 AM on a Saturday and not enjoying breakfast with my wife and kids." Detective Yoff: "You won't believe this chief, but all of our police radio's went silent 37 minutes ago. We think something big is about to go down." O'Malley: "You're right Yoff I don't believe it. Where's Barnes? Where's Jameson?" Detective Yoff: "You won't believe this either. They're in the vault of the Union Central." *O'Malley spills his coffee on himself* O'Malley: "Better call the mayor. Looks like he isn't having breakfast today either."
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:17 |
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"This was never about the money man. This was about the statement" fireworks go off spelling out "gently caress THE POLICE"
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:17 |
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"gently caress, I should have knew you were part of this Samson. And to think I thought you were going to go clean." "You don't understand Yoff. I am not doing this for me. This is about the statement, this is about my daughter. She deserves a happy ending Yoff. She deserves a happy ending with you."
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:22 |
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Cumberpatch: "You're going to pull this job for us, and then you're going to go to prison for the rest of your life." Pitt: "I'm sorry, I think you misspoke. Usually when people make that kind of offer they say 'or' instead of 'and.'" Cumberpatch: "I didn't misspeak, you're going to prison after you pull this job." Pitt: "And if I don't pull the job?" Fassbender: "Then your daughter goes to prison for the rest of her life."
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:28 |
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mr.capps posted:"This was never about the money man. This was about the statement" 5d
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:38 |
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ofc the title of the film has to be Epic Heist
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 21:46 |
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drat the pussy stank on this panty hose mask is makeing me horney
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 00:46 |
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Goooooood afternnoooooon! singing telegram for first national! "just throw it in the bag Un-huh un-huh un-huh Just throw it in the bag Un-huh un-huh un-huh Just throw it in the bag Un-huh un-huh un-huh "
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 01:26 |
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I now want to see all of this thread crammed into a movie.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 01:34 |
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Applewhite posted:Well obviously the world's biggest computer is too big to physically steal so they have to insinuate Buscemi into the facility where the computer is located and he will run things remotely from there. He shows up to the building looking uncomfortable in a sharp suit and scans a forged badge to get in. Encoded on the badge's magnetic strip is a command that creates an account and password for him at the supercomputer access terminal. Can he fall in love with a super nerdy girl who works at the facility? You get this Romeo and Juliet side story going
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 09:40 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Can he fall in love with a super nerdy girl who works at the facility? You get this Romeo and Juliet side story going aubrey plaza and/or kat dennings: SIGNED
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 10:18 |
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Love Interest: You know we can't live like this anymore. Always running, never able to rest. Hero Guy: After this job, baby, I'm going straight, I promise! Love Interest: But I won't be going with you.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 10:30 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Can he fall in love with a super nerdy girl who works at the facility? You get this Romeo and Juliet side story going We'd be making film history by giving Steve Buschemi his first romantic interest.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 15:39 |
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Solomonic posted:Guys
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 16:09 |
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gently caress me santa, gently caress me santa, gently caress me santa, gently caress me santa, gently caress me santa.... it's from the best heist movie
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:27 |
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Get ready 'cause this ain't funny, my name's Steve Buscemi and I'm about to get money (and databits) I'm Steve Buscemi and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry (and your microchips) is what I expecccct.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:09 |
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"Wow, what a great flat. We're in the wrong business."
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:18 |
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Motherfucker posted:GET THE gently caress UP Motherfucker posted:GET THE gently caress UP Motherfucker posted:GET THE gently caress UP
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:38 |
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*Muffled voice barely heard over intense tinnitus ring* -Slow motion Brad Pitt shouting into camera following the detonation of a flashbang grenade.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 21:09 |
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*peers out window through venetian blind* Looks like we got company, boys. And they brought guns. They brought lots of guns. *moves away from blind, shakes head, cocks shotgun*
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 00:57 |
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*Police surround empty van* Yoff: "We have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up!" *No answer from van* Yoff (to sergeant): "Move in." *SWAT team blows the van doors* SWAT team: "It's empty, sir!" *A manhole cover beneath the van slides quietly back into place*
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 15:13 |
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Applewhite posted:*Police surround empty van* *flashforward* "We know how you did the manhole escape, that's the oldest trick in the book. But how'd you manage to steal the largest diamond in the world in broad daylight and replace it with a cubic zirconia without anyone noticing?" "Easy. It was never there to begin with. But chief, what you should really be asking yourself is how did I manage to escape from this interrogation room, in a police station full of cops"
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:14 |
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Alan Smithee posted:*flashforward* Chief Yoff is fixing coffee with his back to the mastermind when these lines are spoken. Chief Yoff (turning around): *opens mouth to speak, a skeptical sneer already creeping up his face, only to have his jaw drop in astonishment when he sees the interrogation chair is empty* *Coffee cup shatters on floor*
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:26 |
cumberback: "well my friend, I can't fault you for trying. but I get what I want." *door slams open, breaking his loving face* *its charley murphy!? he didn't die in the beginning??* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:32 |
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"rub a dub dub, it's a bloody stick-up" -british comic relief
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:08 |
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Why isn't Sam Sperglord on this case?!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:09 |
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*bank teller reaches for a silent alarm, the muscle shoots him* Hero: You weren't supposed to kill anyone! That wasn't part of the plan!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:12 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:*bank teller reaches for a silent alarm, the muscle shoots him* "What the gently caress Paingro?!?! This wasn't part of the deal!"
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:15 |
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BULLDOZER!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:23 |
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give me the money.... fucker!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:24 |
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wheres the VAN?!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:26 |
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hey guys i forgot my mask but i did bring this plastic bag! hmmmpphghhhhkk
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:29 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:hey guys i forgot my mask but i did bring this plastic bag! hmmmpphghhhhkk Wait wait wait we were suppsoed to bring pantyhose?!?!?!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:30 |
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"Hey, no! What are you doing man? This isn't a robbery. Put your hands down, this is a mop, I'm just a cleaner! Stop giving me bullion, you're going to get me in trouble! Hey! No! Help! Someone call the police! Oh my God, this bank is reverse robbing me! NO! What are you doing? Let my hand... go! No! I'm not initialing that yacht deed, let go, you punk!" "Bossy Pete's gonna need a lot more platinum if he ever wants the Mafia to get into the electric car business. So we're going to sell him some. Well, not some. 100 kees." "Oh, how the hell are we gonna get that much platinum, Quint?" "Oh, it gets worse. He does this thing one way: he ships his buyer an escrow container. Unhackable. Has a read out of the content's weight and chemical composition right on the front. And it has a key generator readout right on the front so it can't get switched and the live readout of the box's status can't get delayed. And don't think we can fool with those, kid, the readouts are implanted in his arm, and he's better guarded than the Martian Queen. His goons pick up the container in a dead drop." "Are we sure about taking this guy? I mean, from what you're saying we have to put 100 kees of platinum in the box. We can't switch the box. We can't bust it back open once we've put in there to switch the contents. We can't fool the spectrometer to read a different element." "You made the same mistake he did, kid. Weight is mass, times acceleration."
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