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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
a big legal bill

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BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012
He'll pay them off and that will include Gloria and any other lawyers.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Barrista posted:

He'll pay them off and that will include Gloria and any other lawyers.

hmm yes "guilty no matter what" sounds like a good legal system i'm glad you're in charge of more than getting yourself dressed in the morning

BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

hmm yes "guilty no matter what" sounds like a good legal system i'm glad you're in charge of more than getting yourself dressed in the morning

Not sure who you are quoting with the "guilty no matter what" since I never said that. I just stated how the rich and famous handle things like this.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

a big legal bill

getting screwed by bill's twice

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Barrista posted:

He'll pay them off and that will include Gloria and any other lawyers.

he's countersuing, doesn't seem like something you'd do if you planned to settle out of court

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

dropping the countersuit is a bargaining chip

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
hosed up if true.

BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012

Torka posted:

he's countersuing, doesn't seem like something you'd do if you planned to settle out of court

It's a good way to scare some of them into backing down or shutting up though.

I haven't been following everything with Cosby. The last thing I saw was Gloria saying that Cosby owes the public the truth. I don't know Bill Cosby and I don't feel he owes me anything just because he is famous. If he did anything to these women, then he owes them as well as his wife/family.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a person you make false accusations against should be allowed to rape you because the defamation has already been done

BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

a person you make false accusations against should be allowed to rape you because the defamation has already been done

While I agree that the defamation has already been done, it would be nice if broadcasters would air the fact that it was BS as much as they air the accusations. And I'm not talking about just in Cosby's case. But ultimately, it is up to us to remember that people deserve their day in court and that these are just accusations until then.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
and because thats not gonna happen or work even if it did a victim of false rape accusation should be able to file for a counter-rape

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

uh

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
sentenced to rape

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

everyone wins when we riff on rape

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
here comes liberal censorship to oppose freedom and justice

again

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

gary oldmans diary posted:

here comes liberal censorship to oppose freedom and justice

again

lol

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
A cunning move from Cosby's vast rapertoire.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


What if they all got him mixed up with Bing Crosby

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You are sentenced to four bouts of anal rape. Eligible for parole after the third rape

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mookface posted:

four bouts of anal rape

is there a referee or something like that?

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

Fat Lowtax posted:

What if they all got him mixed up with Bing Crosby

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

is there a referee or something like that?

I volunteer to be ref

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Did Bing Crosby rape? Like, I know if it was Christmas Eve at the orphanage, and the matron told you that Santa got you the greatest present a kid could ever ask for: a family, and then Bing Crosby walked in the room, it would be a pretty big "uh oh" moment

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Fun fact, they buried Bing with a picture of his children and a belt.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

is there a referee or something like that?

it's more of an umpire technically but yes, there is moderation

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mookface posted:

it's more of an umpire technically but yes, there is moderation

I like moderation

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
How the gently caress do you even go about proving beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual assault happened 30 years ago

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tujague posted:

How the gently caress do you even go about proving beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual assault happened 30 years ago
careful rape experimentation

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Tujague posted:

How the gently caress do you even go about proving beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual assault happened 30 years ago

You'll be relieved to know that only half of my pony porn collection involves rape
(The rest involves bondage)

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

gary oldmans diary posted:

a person you make false accusations against should be allowed to rape you because the defamation has already been done

ferretball???

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tujague posted:

How the gently caress do you even go about proving beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual assault happened 30 years ago

depends on the state's statute of limitations but most places say after 10 years most there's no loving way to tell so it's pretty much all witness testimony from something that allegedly happened 30 years ago. doesnt matter tho because innocent or not he's gonna live with the stigma the rest of his life lol

fart

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
This whole "scandal" is what happens when society is sexually conservative. Bill Cosby has needs.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

gnarlyhotep posted:

I like moderation

lies

you hate your job

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

depends on the state's statute of limitations but most places say after 10 years most there's no loving way to tell so it's pretty much all witness testimony from something that allegedly happened 30 years ago. doesnt matter tho because innocent or not he's gonna live with the stigma the rest of his life lol

I'd say he got off pretty light if he avoided prison as a serial rapist.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
they got the bill once. theyll get the bill again.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Tujague posted:

How the gently caress do you even go about proving beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual assault happened 30 years ago

Civil cases do not require beyond a reasonable doubt and the DA isn't pushing charges?

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Jul 4, 2012

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