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BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
im genuinely surprised no one has given a Ted talk on the benefits of nofap

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RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

Let Me Tell You How Public Masturbation Could Save The World

You mean half of all TED talks already hyulk hyulk hyulk

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
How White People Can Save The World By Doing Mundane Things

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

im genuinely surprised no one has given a Ted talk on the benefits of nofap

yeah it was just a tedx talk, that is even more worthless

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
How Dilson Slaterbone Will Use Vine To Solve California's Drought

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
goku

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

he's not much of a talker

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how to diplomatically engage people and get them to do what you want slash get ahead in life

IE don't be a raging prick to everyone and things will go your way more often than they do with the typical strategy of 'yell and pout about it like a child'

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Talking 15 minutes about rotating circles around in various ways. Illustrated with Far Side comic strips on Microsoft Powerpoint.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
FULL VEGANISM NOW

AH_7921
Sep 1, 2013

I NEED HELP
How to avoid anal fissures.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Rich People Care Deeply They Swear

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I went to a Tedx thing recently and there were some cool talks, and some not so cool ones. Apparently, "Sex Counselor" is a real job that hot girls can aspire to.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
How to make a disruptive iPhone App
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhn7lNV1CTs
Share the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
The Benefits of a Goatse Economy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Roller derby saved me from anorexia.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
"Hey, maybe if everyone acted the way I think is best, society wouldn't be so lovely"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I would do magic even though I don't know magic

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Masturbation Gamification

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
cybernétique analysis of the new agricultre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
3D printed, crowdsourced teleological mechanisms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

cybernétique analysis of the new agricultre

le chaffe

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

by Ralp
how plasmate becomes homoplasmate. close out with how monad talking to itself about itself = triad = trinity.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
socially necessary labor time and how the disciplining of human bodies to a constantly increasing speed of production causes depression and social alienation.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Just express my faggotry really, sort of get into the headspace of why I suck dick, am late for work, and fear the sun

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Rod Munch posted:

Masturbation Gamification
Would Save the World

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'd give a really inspirational talk about how some rich white people techno-fetishism bullshit was going to solve every loving problem, and it's going to happen sooner than you think. Then not actually do anything about said problem and get into a huge circle jerk of fellow rich white people patting each other on the back and getting all excited about how everything is going to be awesome due to innovation and entrepreneurial spirit.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Chickadee tribal relations and winter based forest economies.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
The personelle requirements of the Tampa-2 Defense as run by the Chicago Bears under Lovie Smith

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
how to kill at least 10 minutes of a mandatory training presentation you have been forced to make that has to be at least 30 mins long and you didnt loving prepare at all for

John Liver
May 4, 2009

I Did Believe What Happened Next

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

The truth of this quote from George Orwell

quote:

There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'd talk about esoteric fruit juices that i have recently become acquainted with, OP

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Velcro And Sweatpants Will Save Us All, Click To Find Out How

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


ilikedirt posted:

how to kill at least 10 minutes of a mandatory training presentation you have been forced to make that has to be at least 30 mins long and you didnt loving prepare at all for

same

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

scalded schlong posted:

i'd talk about esoteric fruit juices that i have recently become acquainted with, OP

i saw banana juice in an armenian market and was tempted to buy it but it looked loving disgusting

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i wonder if kumquat juice is a thing

seems like it'd be a bitch to juice all those tiny little fruits

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
cum

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Flashbang!
May 16, 2009
The return of harvesting pigeons for food.

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