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HCFJ
Nov 30, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

This doesn't work and I want to talk about it. I live in a car and this is something I deal with all the time. You need a gatorade bottle or a widemouth water gallon or something. I know you're thinking "well I can just press the mouth of the bottle against the head and dig into the flesh a little it'll be a water-tight seal" well you know what buddy you're wrong because there's things called GASES and they will build up in the piss bottle while you piss and after a cup or two the pressure will pop your head out of the bottle like a loving champagne cork and you'll be pissing all over your new used chevy astro.

So yeah kids, if you can't fit your dick in it's no good to piss hth.

As for silent piss I like the ol' woman-style sitdown, although that often becomes the thirsty bird (angry bird?) because :911: apparently.

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