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...so I forgot my courage journal and I'm waiting for an oil change. Things to do: 1) update enemies list 2) die 3) clean grime out from under nails with unfolded paper clip 4) ask the nearest black person why there's so many black people around these days 5) pet that cat that I hallucinate 6) let paranoia run rampant (related to no. 1) 7) ask the receptionist to page Otto Mobile 8) die 9) pick nose 10) write Michael Gira of Swans more fan mail
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Neukoln19 posted:...so I forgot my courage journal and I'm waiting for an oil change. Learn to change your own oil.
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Dec 8, 2014 23:54
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Watch the old tv in the depressing waiting area that is showing Judge Judy or Ellen
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Dec 8, 2014 23:55
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I like these threads
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Dec 8, 2014 23:56
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Learn to change your own oil. It's a Prius how am I supposed to know how? Go to jap robot university?
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Dec 8, 2014 23:56
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Neukoln19 posted:...so I forgot my courage journal and I'm waiting for an oil change. dunno i show up first in line, drink coffee and since it's usually week day at like 7 am i get like 4 people to work on my car so they look busy and it takes like 5 mins.
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Dec 8, 2014 23:57
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Its real easy, you just dig a little hole under your car and unscrew this little bolt and all the oil'll come flowing out. Try not to lose the plug but if you do you can substitute it with the cork from a wine bottle. Just whittle it down a little if it doesn't fit and jam it in there nice and tight. Then you just gotta fill the engine up, they say you have to use special car oils but thats just a scam, you can get away with vegetable oil for way cheaper. Then you just fill it up until it starts spilling out the top and you're good to go!
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Dec 8, 2014 23:57
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Learn to change your own oil. Not everyone is a poor or a cheapskate. Oil changes from Oil Can Henry's is like $15 and they get i done in 30 minutes max.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:00
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Are you sure its not just that your arm wont fit down there fatty
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Dec 9, 2014 00:01
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Snatch Duster posted:Not everyone is a poor or a cheapskate. Oil changes from Oil Can Henry's is like $15 and they get i done in 30 minutes max. It's not about being cheap; hell I'm pretty sure it costs me more to do my own oil than to bring it to a place. It's about not trusting some kid to use the correct viscosity oil and proper filter (if they even change it) which is the entire lifeblood of your engine.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:07
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what the hell is a courage journal
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Dec 9, 2014 00:08
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:what the hell is a courage journal It's what I use to cope with this cruel world full of vicious minorities and mean girls who won't talk to me and my parents who think the basement is worth 400$ a month.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:16
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Neukoln19 posted:It's what I use to cope with this cruel world full of vicious minorities and mean girls who won't talk to me and my parents who think the basement is worth 400$ a month. I'm sure your dad accepts that $400 in blowjobs.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:18
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:It's not about being cheap; hell I'm pretty sure it costs me more to do my own oil than to bring it to a place. It's about not trusting some kid to use the correct viscosity oil and proper filter (if they even change it) which is the entire lifeblood of your engine. like I'm going to know all that bullshit lol
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Dec 9, 2014 00:27
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sorry I'm too busy memorizing the RPM of these high-capacity hard disks
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Dec 9, 2014 00:28
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Neukoln19 posted:It's a Prius lol fag
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Dec 9, 2014 00:29
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find another person in the waiting room and gently caress on the table full of brides maid magazines and ladies home journals
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Dec 9, 2014 00:29
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Try not to check my phone the entire time to see if I can do it.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:54
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kill yourself
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Dec 9, 2014 00:55
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Dec 9, 2014 01:06
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j/o
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Dec 9, 2014 01:21
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Neukoln19 posted:It's what I use to cope with this cruel world full of vicious minorities and mean girls who won't talk to me and my parents who think the basement is worth 400$ a month. lol. "Courage".
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Dec 9, 2014 01:34
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Learn to change your own oil. Look at this loser that doesn't have 25 bucks to let kids with GED's do it.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:36
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sit around immobile in a field and hope some girl comes along with a dog to help you out
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Dec 9, 2014 01:38
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your mother, of course
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Dec 9, 2014 01:47
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you should change your own oil
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Dec 9, 2014 02:27
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changing your own oil is actually a good opportunity to take a good look at your car...spot problems before they they become worse.
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Dec 9, 2014 02:28
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funnel the used oil into your butthole
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Dec 9, 2014 02:30
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gently caress changing your own oil.
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Dec 9, 2014 02:31
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I got beat real good
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Dec 9, 2014 02:33
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Snatch Duster posted:Not everyone is a poor or a cheapskate. Oil changes from Oil Can Henry's is like $15 and they get i done in 30 minutes max. that's how long it takes me to change my oil. not everyone is a bitch, either
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Dec 9, 2014 02:36
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God forbid you be self reliant for once in your loving life, you twat.
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Dec 9, 2014 02:41
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rent out your weak flabby rear end to passerbys
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Dec 9, 2014 02:42
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Be a worthless piece of poo poo bitch Op I see you are doing this all the time, gj
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Dec 9, 2014 03:02
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Sound posted:Be a worthless piece of poo poo bitch Didn't lowtax say something about us being good to us?
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Neukoln19 posted:Didn't lowtax say something about us being good to us? So beta.
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Neukoln19 posted:Didn't lowtax say something about us being good to us? lowtax said he still laughs every time someone calls the op a fag
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Dec 9, 2014 03:14
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Learn to change your own oil. my car's oil filter is in a poo poo position at a poo poo angle and every 2 years i think "i'm going to save $20 and do it myself" and 5 minutes in i remember why i would much rather pay someone else to do it
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Dec 9, 2014 03:16
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No one really likes Swans, its just something tossers say to seem cool, you dork.
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oil change seems like it would be a good euphemism for a gay sex act
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