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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

seems like it'd feel good im just not sure convince me

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
:feelsgood:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's like pooping a poop that comes back in to your butt but also rubs against your prostate and after while the poop shoots some hot goo (up your rear end)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Robo Reagan posted:

it's like pooping a poop that comes back in to your butt but also rubs against your prostate and after while the poop shoots some hot goo (up your rear end)

not an elegant way of describing it, but accurate

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i could see it feeling good after a while and any sex has gotta be better than no sex
what swag do i get if i sign up

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

HIV

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

i could see it feeling good after a while and any sex has gotta be better than no sex
what swag do i get if i sign up

a loose poop hole if you do it too much and a disappointed father

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Robo Reagan posted:

a loose poop hole if you do it too much and a disappointed father

People who have had too much anal lose the ability to hold their bowels in, this is the real reason buttplugs are sold.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

for me i prefer to top but its more about how much you are into a cute dude than analyzing the mechanics of his penis entering and exiting your rear end in a top hat.

anal sex is holistic

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:( the bank gave me a sleeping bag when i opened up my free checking account

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

thats what i mean im not attracted to dudes but i might be into their big ol dicks in my butt

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
you know how it feels when you take a poo poo

kinda good right?



you have no idea

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



every time I take a big, satisfying poop I assume I'm getting a glympse into the glamorous lifestyle of a gay party bottom

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

fyodor posted:

thats what i mean im not attracted to dudes but i might be into their big ol dicks in my butt

pegging

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


that is almost ok except it should be more like polearming

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



you don't have to be gay to take a thick cock in the butt op

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ethanol posted:

you don't have to be gay to take a thick cock in the butt op

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

fyodor posted:

thats what i mean im not attracted to dudes but i might be into their big ol dicks in my butt

why do you think allah made ladyboys

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

ethanol posted:

you don't have to be gay to take a thick cock in the butt op

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Feels good man practise safe sex tops lie

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

hth

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Feranon posted:

why do you think allah made ladyboys

this, praise allah

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
the only time i let a lady stick something up my butt it was like yes taking a poop in reverse and i spent an hour on the toilet having the butt feeling like there's an emergency poo poo happening but my butt was empty and it was overall not a positive experience and did not exactly coat the comforter with glistening webs of opalescent dick chowder due to how good it made me feel if you catch my drift

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
asks your posts.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I guess I'm curious about this too but I don't like guys for sex and it also just sounds messy so I guess I'll never know firsthand :shrug:


good on all you guys who are living the dream though

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

The idea of gay man rear end in a top hat sex makes me feel physically ill.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

opus111 posted:

The idea of gay man rear end in a top hat sex makes me feel physically ill.
physically ill but mentally ecstatic and spiritually enriched

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
and anally enquenched

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

I dunno OP maybe you should try some fingers first before you graduate to the big league???

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
buy a dildo from bad-dragon.com and find out!

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I got this in an e-mail tonight. I think my girlfriend may have ordered it. I might become gay after this. I'm not...really sure. About what's happening

Only registered members can see post attachments!

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Wootman posted:

buy a dildo from bad-dragon.com and find out!

dildos really aren't the same

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
What does silk mean

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Extra posted:

dildos really aren't the same

put a button on it that shoots hot authentic dragon jizz up your bum

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Wootman posted:

put a button on it that shoots hot authentic dragon jizz up your bum

no it's still not the same

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

opus111 posted:

The idea of gay man rear end in a top hat sex makes me feel physically ill.

then you'll be glad to hear that im taking it in the rear end right now

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Baba Ganoush posted:

What does silk mean

Its a dildo brand I think. Might also make lube.

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
you know it's true love when your boyfriend lets you post with his salami in your sub sandwich

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

TEAYCHES posted:

for me i prefer to top but its more about how much you are into a cute dude than analyzing the mechanics of his penis entering and exiting your rear end in a top hat.

anal sex is holistic

wait. are you actually gay.

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9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
once you relax it literally feels like you are about to cum 4 as long as the top is able to last (and sometimes you DO cum..hands-freee....!!!!)

it's pretty great

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