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TEAYCHES posted:for me i prefer to top but its more about how much you are into a cute dude than analyzing the mechanics of his penis entering and exiting your rear end in a top hat. spoken like a true top
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opus111 posted:The idea of gay man rear end in a top hat sex makes me feel physically ill. And we're all very impressed. Two words and a hyphen, OP: strap-on. In my experience women are all too eager to see how the other half lives.
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Dec 9, 2014 08:29
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i need a gay friend who can keep a secret 
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Now I'm wondering about cleanliness although I'm thinking hey maybe it's probiotic
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fyodor posted:Now I'm wondering about cleanliness although I'm thinking hey maybe it's probiotic use a douche when u know you're going to get laid & avoid mexican food i'ts THAT easy
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ok so to recap what i've learned so far: 1) be clean, it's easy. douche beforehand. 2) it feels really good 3) some internet posters are squeamish about it
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i let a lady put a thing up my butt when i was drunk op and i cant say i would recommend the experience
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Dec 9, 2014 08:38
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9goats dead posted:use a douche when u know you're going to get laid & avoid mexican food protip: dirty stop-out bag
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fyodor posted:ok so to recap what i've learned so far: 4) lube. Some people will tell you there's no such thing as too much lube, but they're sticky morons.
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Dec 9, 2014 08:55
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there's two types of people, butt stuff people and people who don't,.
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Taffer posted:i let a lady put a thing up my butt when i was drunk op and i cant say i would recommend the experience don't do it while drunk amyl nitrates
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Dec 9, 2014 10:21
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Cubone posted:don't do it while drunk
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AH_7921 posted:And we're all very impressed. strap ons don't compare in the slightest women will never know how good it feels lol
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Dec 9, 2014 10:34
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I've done it a few times and it's kinda weird but also I guess hot and when you do relax it feels pretty great But(t) I prefer to top so I also do the "connect with him dont think about how part of him is in your butt" thing Also you gotta clean properly!! Otherwise it's rude! I live in a country with washlets so I just blast water up there from time to time and its spotless.
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Dec 9, 2014 10:54
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Stoat posted:prefer to top so I also do the "connect with him dont think about how part of him is in your butt tops are so weird 
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Dec 9, 2014 11:03
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join the fold of transcendent internet prostate gods
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The things people do for pleasure
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Kinda scary how your butt hole feels noticeably widened after. Give it a week and it goes back to being tight, so just don't over do it!
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butts are gross and it's unfortunate that they are so close to genitals god really dropped the ball on that one
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9goats dead posted:use a douche when u know you're going to get laid & avoid mexican food This really is half the battle right here. Keep your butt fresh as a daisy and it's irresistible to any man.
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Dec 9, 2014 12:26
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whose job is it to lube up? im thinking the dude with teh dick going into me with my welcoming butthole. A) it's easier for him B) have some decorum, man C) "manlier" role has to do "man" job
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fyodor posted:whose job is it to lube up? im thinking the dude with teh dick going into me with my welcoming butthole. The proper way is finger the b-hole/lick it for awhile because you shouldn't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your mouth to loosen it up then the top rubs some lube around the outside/inside before getting his dilz all slippery
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Dec 9, 2014 13:42
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if your butthole loose do some kegels
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Korthal posted:People who have had too much anal lose the ability to hold their bowels in, this is the real reason buttplugs are sold. this sounds legit and i will now pass this along as fact to others
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Dec 9, 2014 13:44
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I wish I was gay. Sounds awesome.
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Robo Reagan posted:you shouldn't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your mouth to Sorry to interrupt, but this is ageless wisdom right there. Im straight myself but this has been the only rule ive lived my life by. Seriously, no matter who you gonna screw and wherein: If you wouldnt lick it, you shouldnt stick it.
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Dec 9, 2014 14:06
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ive licked a lady's butthole it was rad (she licked my butthole too it was p special)
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I forgot to reply to the OP- it's really good.
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I wish I was gay. Sounds awesome. youre in luck
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You can't be too clean if you are gonna take dick Poop is surprisingly gritty. You are gonna chaff and get the butt grapes if you don't douche that shiz out
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the real question is whats better: thick cock or skinny longer cock
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1gnoirents posted:the real question is whats better: thick cock or skinny longer cock Long and skinny if you are a newbie of course
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Dec 9, 2014 20:47
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what's better, douche or enema?
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enema and actually use a real product you get from a pharmacy using a straw to pour tap water up your rear end in a top hat is a terrible idea
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you could just poop and have a shower before anal, you dont actually HAVE to inject water up your arse and poo poo it.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:59
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I was prescribed an enema when I was in high school. I got about 1/4 of the bottle in before I gave up and swore never to do it again. guess i cant be gay, or at least, a respectful gay
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Robo Reagan posted:a regular poo poo doesn't always get rid of everything eat more fibre
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Robo Reagan posted:enema and actually use a real product you get from a pharmacy using a straw to pour tap water up your rear end in a top hat is a terrible idea I keep a turkey baster under the bathroom sink for this very purpose
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solution for poop dick: put it back in again
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