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david... posted:lot of weird real posting it it's kind of a weird topic to begin with
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Remember that front page article about weird reproduction stories where a male was talking about receiving fellatio and when the female tried to digitally penetrate his anus he clenched his b cheeks together and yelled, "NOT IN THIS HOUSE"?
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Buschmaki posted:Remember that front page article about weird reproduction stories where a male was talking about receiving fellatio and when the female tried to digitally penetrate his anus he clenched his b cheeks together and yelled, "NOT IN THIS HOUSE"? no. link pls. Edit: Hurry, I stared at your avatar too long and things are getting too weird. Yoda doesn't do that. Maybe Terry Crews, but definitely not Yoda. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Dec 10, 2014 01:39
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I can't find it but both of the sex articles are like thirteen pages long so good luck.
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kk. I think I'm going to work on editing a Terry Crews animated avatar instead. Thanks, though. He's just so exuberant and committed to his character. p kewl guy all around.
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my gf wants to finger my bhole and brings it up a lot, she's also really into the idea of pegging, but I think she wants to feel what its like to ACTUALLY have a dick, and she thinks the strap on will fill that but it won't
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Kimmalah posted:it's kind of a weird topic to begin with 
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The Rage posted:my gf wants to finger my bhole and brings it up a lot, she's also really into the idea of pegging, but I think she wants to feel what its like to ACTUALLY have a dick, and she thinks the strap on will fill that but it won't sounds like a keeper op
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The Rage posted:my gf wants to finger my bhole and brings it up a lot, she's also really into the idea of pegging, but I think she wants to feel what its like to ACTUALLY have a dick, and she thinks the strap on will fill that but it won't http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=3852 hth
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The Rage posted:my gf wants to finger my bhole and brings it up a lot, she's also really into the idea of pegging, but I think she wants to feel what its like to ACTUALLY have a dick, and she thinks the strap on will fill that but it won't One of my exes said I could gently caress her in the rear end if I let her gently caress me first. She insisted that she would only go as deep as my dick would go into her, but I didn't trust her to not go hog wild and tear up my intestines or something. That was like five years ago, and I almost wish I had done it, but I'm sure my non-perforated rectum thanks me for not giving in to the booty.
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BLARGHLE posted:One of my exes said I could gently caress her in the rear end if I let her gently caress me first. She insisted that she would only go as deep as my dick would go into her, but I didn't trust her to not go hog wild and tear up my intestines or something. You chose... poorly
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The uncomfortable thing when people I know say that they're gay is that I end up imagine them in the act of being gay.
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magic mountain posted:You chose... poorly I don't know...this chick was kind of crazy, and she probably would have gone out of her way to cause some harm, just like she always went out of her way to be lovely in front of my friends. There's a reason she's an ex, and it's not just because we didn't do butt stuff.
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BLARGHLE posted:One of my exes said I could gently caress her in the rear end if I let her gently caress me first. She insisted that she would only go as deep as my dick would go into her, but I didn't trust her to not go hog wild and tear up my intestines or something. women are common, protecting the sanctity of your rear end in a top hat as well as the precious  signs posted therein is priceless.
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Dec 10, 2014 06:32
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Where's Three Olives?
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Just become a terrorist and get arrested and the CIA will use your tax dollars to do plenty of butt stuff to you.
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Count Freebasie posted:Where's Three Olives? spreading the gay agenda (butts)
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gary oldmans diary posted:
haha what a way of saying "gently caress off if you think you're getting a mortgage" School Nickname fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Dec 10, 2014 15:05
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the bank gave me a sleeping bag when i opened up my free checking account
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BLARGHLE posted:One of my exes said I could gently caress her in the rear end if I let her gently caress me first. She insisted that she would only go as deep as my dick would go into her, but I didn't trust her to not go hog wild and tear up my intestines or something. how long is your ex gfs dick jesus
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You have fingers (and a fist), OP.Robo Reagan posted:The proper way is finger the b-hole/lick it for awhile because you shouldn't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your mouth to loosen it up then the top rubs some lube around the outside/inside before getting his dilz all slippery Don't put your fingers or toes anywhere you wouldn't put your dick or your nose. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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six uncut
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