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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
http://www.london24.com/news/quirky-london/porn_protest_to_shock_with_mass_face_sitting_and_fake_sex_1_3879600

asmr :argh:

quote:

What has the ASMR banned from UK porn?
The following acts are now banned from both DVD and online porn sold in the UK, on the grounds that they could be dangerous.

•Spanking

•Caning

•‘Aggressive’ whipping

•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)

•Urination (known as ‘water sports’)

•Role-playing as non-adults

•Physical restraint (such as tying people up)

•Humiliation

•Female ejaculation

•Strangulation

•’Face-sitting’

•Fisting

The regulations class the last three acts as “potentially life-threatening”.

More controversially, it has banned any kind of “physical or verbal abuse”, regardless of whether it is consensual or not.

Others point out that the ASMR is sexist, as acts associated with female pleasure, such as female ejaculation and face-sitting are restricted, whilst their male equivalents are not.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
lol why is female ejaculation dangerous

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

lol why is female ejaculation dangerous

Someone could choke!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

lol why is female ejaculation dangerous

A myth. Like the female orgasm.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
torture my balls for freedumb

:flaccid:


hhhhhhhhnmfph

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
a vote for no to independence is a vote against female ejaculation and face sitting

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
In celebration of my American porn freedom I am bouncing down to the gently caress-gently caress shop and buying up as much violent scat porn as possible and am going rip out the pages and adhere them to my naked body with all the anticipatory sweat already collecting in my crevices.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

lol why is female ejaculation dangerous

women are objects we cant have them feeling PLEASURE


(also it could be pee pee)

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Rando posted:

In celebration of my American porn freedom I am bouncing down to the gently caress-gently caress shop and buying up as much violent scat porn as possible and am going rip out the pages and adhere them to my naked body with all the anticipatory sweat already collecting in my crevices.

Better idea: Adhere the pages to the inside of your car, like that dude from Switchback.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

women are objects we cant have them feeling PLEASURE


(also it could be pee pee)

Pee is sterile.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

no water sports but I guess fecal fetishes are cool they're not on the list

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Great, another protest involving fat, ugly women dressing up in clothes that they really shouldn't consider wearing and being embarrassing in public.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Pee is sterile.

only the midstream portion. First part that comes out is nonsterile, I know this due to science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SniperWoreConverse posted:

only the midstream portion. First part that comes out is nonsterile, I know this due to science

just like distilling moonshine.... the first drops must be discarded... and then comes the honey

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Good to protest censorship but I doubt this kind of display will win over any of the sorts of people who would support the banning.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

generative grammer posted:

just like distilling moonshine.... the first drops must be discarded... and then comes the honey

That's actually true with all distilling.

I'm surprised there aren't riots over this already. Those brits really love them some spanking porn.

Clitch fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Dec 9, 2014

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
They need a classy British porn star to give an eloquent, impassioned speech to Parliament about how spanking and face sitting are critical to the survival of the British way of life.

RAGE HOLE fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 10, 2014

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
uh it is the english vice after all

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
*Buys ticket to Westminster*

jk I have a computer sry brits

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

jiharlequinade posted:

no water sports but I guess fecal fetishes are cool they're not on the list

The British food industry would collapse.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

RAGE HOLE posted:

They need an classy British porn star to give an eloquent, impassioned speech to Parliament about how spanking and face sitting are critical to the survival of the British way of life.

this law threatens a British institution as old and venerable as the monarchy itself

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

RAGE HOLE posted:

Good to protest censorship but I doubt this kind of display will win over any of the sorts of people who would support the banning.

It's not about winning them over it's about getting the attention of people who didn't know about this or who were otherwise apathetic. You'll never "win over" the kind of small minded conservative twat that supports this kind of legislation in the first place. You just have to wait for them to die off and hope that society did a better job raising their children than they did.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

only the midstream portion. First part that comes out is nonsterile, I know this due to science

But how does it taste?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
didn't brits already have to tell their isp to turn the porn on because they thought if they made people ask for it no one would whack off any more because the british government is full of insane busybody freaks

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Porn has been in the news recently in Canada.

I listened to an interview with two researchers who concluded that there is violence against women in 85% of today's porn.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

RAGE HOLE posted:

They need a classy British porn star to give an eloquent, impassioned speech to Parliament about how spanking and face sitting are critical to the survival of the British way of life.

I vote Lady Sonia!

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not about winning them over it's about getting the attention of people who didn't know about this or who were otherwise apathetic. You'll never "win over" the kind of small minded conservative twat that supports this kind of legislation in the first place. You just have to wait for them to die off and hope that society did a better job raising their children than they did.

I suppose. I am amazed such a law could pass in the first place. I imagine a lot of the opposition was just too embarrassed to protest so ideally this will help get folks to speak up. Or else it will make them further distance themselves from "those" weirdos.


Thank you for this. Thank you for every part of it.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I vote Lady Sonia!


Good.
I know she is a forceful speaker because I saw The Weakest Link.

RAGE HOLE fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Dec 10, 2014

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

jiharlequinade posted:

no water sports but I guess fecal fetishes are cool they're not on the list

Someone as the ASMR is tactically banning fetishes until his remains the only one able to be published. It's really quite brilliant.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
isn't asmr that thing where a man explaining something to you very slowly gives you a boner

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

Porn has been in the news recently in Canada.

I listened to an interview with two researchers who concluded that there is violence against women in 85% of today's porn.

Since all penetration is rape, we must conclude that the remaining 15% is lesbian porn.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

Porn has been in the news recently in Canada.

I listened to an interview with two researchers who concluded that there is violence against women in 85% of today's porn.

PiV sex is always rape so the figure is closer to 100%

source

[edit]
^^^ oh hi radfem buddy!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

fanged wang posted:

isn't asmr that thing where a man explaining something to you very slowly gives you a boner

Yeah I think youtube banned those videos a while back.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

RAGE HOLE posted:

I suppose. I am amazed such a law could pass in the first place. I imagine a lot of the opposition was just too embarrassed to protest so ideally this will help get folks to speak up.

More like they don't want ads run against them that say they are pro-smut or something.

"He voted to show YOUR CHILDREN choking women and violating them with baseball bats"

Maybe it's different in the UK but that is why no politicians ever go to bat for the porn industry in the US.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not about winning them over it's about getting the attention of people who didn't know about this or who were otherwise apathetic. You'll never "win over" the kind of small minded conservative twat that supports this kind of legislation in the first place. You just have to wait for them to die off and hope that society did a better job raising their children than they did.

We haven't. Look at how student unions all over the UK have tried to ban newspapers and songs from campus for having "objectionable" content. Tomorrows leaders.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

fanged wang posted:

isn't asmr that thing where a man explaining something to you very slowly gives you a boner

yeah, which ironically is still allowed under the ASMR bill

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Top City Homo posted:

torture my balls for freedumb

:flaccid:


hhhhhhhhnmfph

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Zazi posted:

^^^ oh hi radfem buddy!

let's scissor while the world falls down around us.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Roy posted:

We haven't. Look at how student unions all over the UK have tried to ban newspapers and songs from campus for having "objectionable" content. Tomorrows leaders.

It's a european thing really, they ban things which they deem "not in good taste." I'm not even sure if it's completely about morality and not just a relic of their feudal roots. Being told what to do and people in power thinking they can dictate what people should do/think.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I vote Lady Sonia!



Ugh, that skirt and belt ride too high on her waist. Makes her look like a dwarf.

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Roy posted:

The British food industry would collapse.

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