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Just wanna sit on the couch with all the guys and watch FOOTBALL
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Dec 12, 2014 07:36
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gnarlyhotep posted:nah you're just a normal guy, we generally don't care about all this "holiday cheer" bullshit Unless you're competing with other dudes ie: Christmas lights n poo poo Then you're all gungho because dudes loooove to dick wave
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Dec 12, 2014 07:40
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Obligatory Toast posted:Unless you're competing with other dudes ie: Christmas lights n poo poo i havent decorated a tree in years because my immediate family all celebrate at my parents' house and they use these barbed wire spikes that kinda look like trees but back in the day my brother and i would argue over who got to hang up the ren & stimpy decoration  *watches cartoons*
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Dec 12, 2014 07:44
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Just wanna sit on the couch with all the guys and watch FOOTBALL actually this one sounds like a goood time *farts*
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Dec 12, 2014 07:45
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Obligatory Toast posted:Unless you're competing with other dudes ie: Christmas lights n poo poo nah I'd just rather play Borderlands 2
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Dec 12, 2014 07:47
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gnarlyhotep posted:nah I'd just rather play Borderlands 2 me too lets get a game going this weekend
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Dec 12, 2014 07:48
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whoflungpoop posted:me too lets get a game going this weekend done
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Dec 12, 2014 07:49
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*will be slain by superior predators who long for the meat of the weak and condemned*
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Dec 12, 2014 07:54
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Pick posted:*will be slain by superior predators who long for the meat of the weak and condemned* *phaselocks you and laughs while you burn, corrode and electrocute to death* 
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Dec 12, 2014 07:57
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gnarlyhotep posted:*phaselocks you and laughs while you burn, corrode and electrocute to death* 
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Dec 12, 2014 07:57
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*literally fools self by sucking in gut in front of the mirror* "Ehhhh not that bad"
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Dec 12, 2014 08:03
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I think you'd be good at this game, hit me up on Steam
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Dec 12, 2014 08:05
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Let me just ejaculate so I can return to being a normal human being.
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Dec 12, 2014 08:06
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gnarlyhotep posted:I think you'd be good at this game, hit me up on Steam a champion of the veldt is forever vigilant 
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Dec 12, 2014 08:10
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*considers improving self* *not worth the effort* *unpauses game*
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Dec 12, 2014 08:16
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*puts pillow in lap to hide random boner*
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Dec 12, 2014 08:20
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Ekster posted:*has stable hormonal levels*
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Dec 12, 2014 08:47
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"Hmmmm I've heard women love a guy who knows how to cook..." *shrugs, picks up phone to order takeout again*
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Dec 12, 2014 08:48
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Ekster posted:*has stable hormonal levels* You're thinking of post-menopausal women, men have shorter-term hormonal cycles. 
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Dec 12, 2014 08:54
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Pick posted:You're thinking of post-menopausal women, men have shorter-term hormonal cycles. *mans hormones go crazy* Orders pizza and watches 12 episodes of "How It's Made" in a row. *man hormones return to normal* Orders pizza and watches 10 episodes of "How It's Made" in a row.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:16
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*likes pizza*
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Dec 12, 2014 09:42
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*casually hangs dick in sink and has a piss while shaving* *casually hangs dick in sink and has a piss while brushing teeth* *casually hangs dick in sink and has a piss while applying aftershave* *casually hangs dick in sink and has a piss while flexing in front of mirror* *casually hangs dick in sink and has a piss while eating a sandwhich*
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Dec 12, 2014 09:47
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Harime Nui posted:*literally fools self by sucking in gut in front of the mirror* it's all gotten too real
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Dec 12, 2014 10:07
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*doesn't pretend that animals are actually his friends*
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Dec 12, 2014 11:59
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Harime Nui posted:*literally fools self by sucking in gut in front of the mirror* *somehow fools women into ignoring the gut by being 100% self-confident (due to fooling himself first)*
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Dec 12, 2014 12:59
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*Wants to cry so bad that he can't breathe* *Doesn't*
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Dec 12, 2014 13:07
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*flings clothing in every direction when removing it, sometimes tossing it in the general direction of the hamper*
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Dec 12, 2014 13:12
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*other boy of the house comes in and chews up sweaty socks and gross boxers while first one is asleep*
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Dec 12, 2014 13:13
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"check out the chrome plated wheels on my chevrolet STR 007 2015 full option man" "woah...hot!"
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Dec 12, 2014 13:29
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*pinch* and *roll*
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Dec 12, 2014 14:27
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Sup u guys wanna go throw rocks at stuff or something?
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Dec 12, 2014 14:49
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Sound posted:Sup u guys wanna go throw rocks at stuff or something? gently caress yeah I do.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:51
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Funky See Funky Do posted:gently caress yeah I do. Awesome my neighbors have a camper out back we can start there. Hell I will bring my pellet gun too JUST IN CASE
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Dec 12, 2014 14:54
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Sound posted:Awesome my neighbors have a camper out back we can start there. Hell I will bring my pellet gun too JUST IN CASE Sweet! I'll bring the crossbow I made in metal working.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:57
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*is not any gross stereotype just a decent misunderstood guy*
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Dec 12, 2014 15:09
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*gets drunk shits self*
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Dec 12, 2014 15:10
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*swipes dads .22 out of the unlocked gun safe* oh gently caress yea
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Dec 12, 2014 15:11
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*Constantly flexes when I think nobody's looking*
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Dec 12, 2014 15:11
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*Only sometimes flexes when I know people are*
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Dec 12, 2014 15:12
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Guys, that waitress/cashier/barista/stripper was totally into me! I should ask her out next time I see her.
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