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*tries to write name in snow with own urine* Hahahah
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gnarlyhotep posted:same thing [citation needed]
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Dec 18, 2014 08:48
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*knows more brands of beer than types of vegetables* *napkin?*
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Dec 18, 2014 09:26
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*rear end of trackpants says babe-a-licious*
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*Steps through doorway looking tired and pissed off* *The sound of a crowd of people hooting, hollering, and clapping suddenly comes from nowhere.*
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Dec 19, 2014 10:40
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*flexes meagre bicep*
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Dec 19, 2014 11:27
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sketch_nimrod posted:*flexes meagre bicep* *Flexes cock*
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Dec 19, 2014 13:24
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*tucks ID badge in to pocket so you can't tell who's poopin'*
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*will always prefer the feeling of his own hand to a woman's vagina* *vehemently insists he's not gay*
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*is better than women even in fields that are traditionally considered the domain of women, such as nurseing, cooking, design, etc*
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Dec 19, 2014 15:42
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*cooks all steaks to well done, insists that this is just how manly men do it*
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Dec 19, 2014 19:36
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a starwar betamax posted:*is better than women even in fields that are traditionally considered the domain of women, such as nurseing, cooking, design, etc* * But lets gf/wife do it so she feels useful *
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ghlbtsk posted:*lives in an absolute shithole with no furniture and two outfits in the closet* Woman spotted! Who owns "an outfit" as a man!?
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Dec 19, 2014 19:44
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*is a boilermaker or sewer engineer, wonders why there aren't more ladies trying to break into this sausage party career path like they are in games or stem*
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*is a boilermaker or sewer engineer, wonders why there aren't more ladies trying to break into this sausage party career path like they are in games or stem* A sewer engineer is a good job for a woman because it prepares them for having their feet and legs covered in poo poo when they give birth.
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Dec 19, 2014 19:56
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*calls his friends 'brother' to try and make up for not actually having any emotional depth in the relationship*
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Dec 19, 2014 23:13
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*infects everyone with AIDS*
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Dec 20, 2014 02:02
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sketch_nimrod posted:*cooks all steaks to well done, insists that this is just how manly men do it* *RECORD SCRATCH* GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF HERE!!!!
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Dec 20, 2014 02:04
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*pretends he doesn't know what reddit is because she's cute*
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Dec 20, 2014 02:16
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*spends 15 minutes deciding what hot sauce to buy*
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Dec 20, 2014 02:31
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numberoneposter posted:*spends 15 minutes deciding what hot sauce to buy* *spends 30 minutes deciding what beer to buy* *buys Bud Light anyways*
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Dec 20, 2014 08:21
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Literal Carehaver posted:*RECORD SCRATCH* *overeracts*
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Dec 20, 2014 10:04
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*Weeps at the ending of Telltale's The Walking Dead * *Admits this to no one*
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*smokes weed and skateboard*
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Dec 20, 2014 15:58
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*ensures house is woman free* *lays balls on coffee table and uses media arts programming knowledge to make a digital representation of their lava lamp like movement*
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Dec 21, 2014 02:49
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*adjust himself infront of all of his gfs friends*
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*sneezes really, really loudly*
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*lets out a big fart because of a sneeze*
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*toilet doesn't flush properly* *pees in the sink* *poops in nearby public bathrooms* *toilet never gets fixed*
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*convinces girl to come over his house to "watch a movie or something" 
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Dec 31, 2014 15:09
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*lies about feelings so she will have sex with him*
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"Today I will not jack off" *Jacks off*
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