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MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

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RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
This thread has potential.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Shall we cuck now, or cuck later?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i prefer the second but the first is also good. third is p bad

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
What's a ferger?

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Yeah, Baby!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Darf posted:

Shall we cuck now, or cuck later?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

it's a bit nutty

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

My wife!

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

She has nice teeth.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
"its a man, baby, yeah!" is a good diss to use on a troon

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
oh, bee-HAAAAYYYYYYVVVE

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the funniest part of those movies was the bit where dr. evil sits down in his office chair and slowly rolls away from the table for several seconds

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Is this too big for an avatar?

EDIT: It is just barely too big for an avatar. :(

BottledBodhisvata fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Dec 12, 2014

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

[goon joke]

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Are they making a fourth or is Mike Meyers out of a job?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Michael Caine was a brilliant casting choice for the second (?) movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
https://www.autisticpowers.info

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Party on, OP

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
remember the princess Di joke they made in the first movie that got cut after the theatrical release?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Very randy!



Yeah baby, yeah.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

One MILLION dollars!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The OSS 117 movies are funnier.

Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012

Visual SHOCK! Speed SHOCK! Sound SHOCK!
20 beats your 5

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Iron Casanova posted:

20 beats your 5

lol i forgot about that

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


In 1999 this character was considered ridiculously comically obese.

15 years later in 2014 this is a common body size you could expect to see in many parts of America.






Who. Is. Number. Two. Working. For?

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
Ohhhh no

Carl The Shivan
Mar 23, 2009

programmed with a
variety of trusting
emotions

:h: :roboluv: :h:
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Oh, is that In Like Flint? That's my favorite movie!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
do i make u horny bae yah

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Phlairdon posted:

Are they making a fourth or is Mike Meyers out of a job?

I think he was blacklisted after the Love Guru, but there was an exception clause allowing him to keep doing Shreks.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Phlairdon posted:

Are they making a fourth or is Mike Meyers out of a job?

He's "in" for the 4th movie. Of course, why wouldn't he be

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

WhyteRyce posted:

He's "in" for the 4th movie. Of course, why wouldn't he be

everyone i know has been saying they need to take a chance and make idris elba the new austin powers.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

shiksa posted:

everyone i know has been saying they need to take a chance and make idris elba the new austin powers.

jackie chan as super racist 60's charicature

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

jackie chan as super racist 60's charicature

bring back that fat samoan rapist

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

jackie chan as super racist 60's charicature

I'd actually love it if they spoofed weird mixtures of chop-socky Hong Kong poo poo and spy fiction.

Mr. Welfare
Feb 12, 2009

Centrelink's Finest

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Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Egbert Souse posted:

The OSS 117 movies are funnier.

Those were freaking awesome.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKowUNYrKA

Unity Gain fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Dec 13, 2014

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