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we knew he was mad but we didnt know that he was THAT mad a club and broom fight pretty much settles things i think. if this was texas there would have been a shootout. but since its canada it was club vs broom. such is life!
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numberoneposter posted:such is life!
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when you have to literally fend off your big violently drunken club wielding friend and your defense is a broom and other people get the gently caress out you kinda end a friendship i suppose
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Dec 12, 2014 12:13
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This was all a big stunt so you guys could kiss and make up.
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Dec 12, 2014 12:16
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its kinda bad because this poo poo isnt going to go down easily. he will probably lose his job. i dont feel good about any of this.
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Dec 12, 2014 12:17
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Give us a run down of the night that led to a wood sword fight
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ITs called larp'ing OP
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why isn't this on youtube yet op
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The only thing that can help after beating your friend's rear end with a broom is a long walk outside.
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This thread is like when one of your friends posts an obnoxious Facebook posts saying "OMG worst night evar!! :'( :'(" and doesn't give any details and makes people tease the details out of them piece by piece
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Professor Shark posted:Give us a run down of the night that led to a wood sword fight harry is a mechanic at the shop, and been there for a while, usually hes a good guy but he can be moody as hell, probably due to the fact that his homeland experiences like total darkness during the winter months. i wonder if bi-polar people come from higher latitudes but that is just a theory. we were having a party at the bike shop and everyone was drinking pretty good and moods were going well, but lets say at the tail end of the party harry goes out to talk to his GF and he comes in, slams THE CLUB on his work bench and ask everyone to not go out the back door because he is having a conversation. Later his GF comes into the shop crying. Clearly something is hosed. Everyone who hasnt gone home at the shop starts cleaning up and blah blah blah but Harry comes back and I go right up to him and say "hey friend what is troubling you?" and then he meanders and goes back and forth and then starts yelling and I try to get to the club before he can but he grabs it since its a serious loving club everyone backs off but I have the broom and just really fend him off. wave it back and forth and im serious about attacking and he knows it, since we know each other pretty well, but hes got this loving club and its a killer weapon as opposed to my broom. everyone else and me back off. we forfeit the battle but his friday is going to be poo poo. cant trust someone like this though, so its unfortunate, im not the only one cutting this guy off. you have to trust your friends implicitly and harry has failed. numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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Dec 12, 2014 12:33
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sounds like one of my gay fanics
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You should sober up before work!
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Professor Shark posted:You should sober up before work! any way its all gonna be OK, but harry is gonna have some splainin' to do good night goonds
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Dec 12, 2014 12:48
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Is this what constitutes workplace violence in Canada? Jesus christ
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This is classic Harry. Tara broke up with Harry because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Harry flirting with Sarah Timny at a party, but he was only doing it to make Tara jealous because you know, she thought that Tarah secretly liked Eric Henebry, but she doesn't like Eric Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
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Punch Card posted:Is this what constitutes workplace violence in Canada? Jesus christ i wont pretend to have handled it the best but just simply stated its surprising when someone you think you know simply goes loving crazy!!
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you're a
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Luky he isnt some kind of pokemon I guess.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:This thread is like when one of your friends posts an obnoxious Facebook posts saying "OMG worst night evar!! :'( :'(" and doesn't give any details and makes people tease the details out of them piece by piece They don't want to talk about it, ok?
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im going to sleep so you aussie fucks shouldnt expect any updates for a little while go eat your roo and beet and egg burgers or whatever and enjoy the outback and a VB
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This wouldn't have happened if you had a gun, OP. Move to a country that reveres freedom.
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I wish you were wearing google glass or something at the time OP
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I guess this will have to satiate the blood lust for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FchFz0VwhE so depressed right now
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I'll tell a much more coherent and better story than the OP's about some night that resulted in a guy being fired: A bunch of us were at a friend's father's company BBQ. His dad owned a dealership and every summer would have a huge pig roast that all the employees would go to and since we were teenagers we would go and work as bartenders for a few hours than disappear with the liquor, beer, and cigarettes that we'd stashed while working. Anyway, at this one we were 18-19, and it was at about 11:00 when the sensible adults had all called cabs and the only ones left were the very, very drunk and my group of friends. One of my friends went over to the the beer tub to grab a some beers for everyone around the fire, but on his way back he accidentally bumped shoulders with one of the younger salesmen (23-25yo). My friend said sorry and kept going, but the guy followed him out and started yelling at him asking what his loving problem was. My friend turned around and said he didn't have a problem, it was an accident, etc, but the guy was still fuming and was obviously blotto drunk and looking for a fight, so he kept yelling at my friend, who was now sitting with the group. A few of the other employees held him back and calmed him down eventually, and the guy said that if my friend would bro-hug he'd drop it. My friend didn't want to bro-hug the weirdo, but said that everything was fine. This set off the drunk worse than before, he charged my friend and started shoving him, asking why he didn't want to loving hug  Eventually a cab shows up for this guy and the other employees put him in it, but a few minutes later he walks back in yelling and being aggressive, and people have to sit him down and a bunch of young women are trying to calm him down again while the guy employees stand between him and the firepit where we still were sitting and trying to have a good time. A few minutes later two cops show up, talk to us, and decide to take this guy away. He somewhat sobers up, agrees to walk outside with the cops without needing cuffs, and we think that's the end of it. A few minutes later they came back to the house and told us that when they got close to the cruiser the guy darted into the woods, that the party was over, and that they had called in for more units, including a k-9. Before I left I asked my friend's dad what was going to happen to the guy, he told me that if he shows up at work on Monday he was getting fired. I found out months later that he just never returned to work.
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Goondolences, OP.
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i read these posts and i feel like ive read a spelling mistake but then i go back to read again and see what the spelling mistake was an there was no spelling mistake. does this happene to anyone else
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i am talking about the op post
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numberoneposter posted:im going to sleep so you aussie fucks shouldnt expect any updates for a little while We fuckin' will. Now I want a beet and egg laden rooburger. Sounds delicious.
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no it doesnt
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Punch Card posted:Is this what constitutes workplace violence in Canada? Jesus christ Op i think this just means that Canada is Pussies, not that the dude gets fired. You only should expect to ~*Implicitly~Trust*~ you're truest friends, not some dude you work with If you work somehwere where it's cool to get drunk after hours how can you fire somebody for getting drunk after hours?
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Ive had kangaroo burger but found it dry. Elk's better.
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Can confirm it was a +1 magical club given to Harry by a Forest Troll a few years ago. Would have done 1-6 +1 damage plus Harry is pretty big and has a +2 strength bonus. OP were you wearing any armor, maybe plate mail? If not then you are pretty bad rear end to have gotten involved in this.
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I bet in Australia they know how to handle a drunk m8 that's lost his poo poo They'd all be singing songs and using that club to kill snakes
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mookface posted:This is classic Harry. Tara broke up with Harry because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Harry flirting with Sarah Timny at a party, but he was only doing it to make Tara jealous because you know, she thought that Tarah secretly liked Eric Henebry, but she doesn't like Eric Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
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"hey look man im sorry things got out of hand" "its all good" fin
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Professor Shark posted:I'll tell a much more coherent and better story than the OP's about some night that resulted in a guy being fired: this is a good story
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