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We do we (human beings) have hair growing around our assholes? What evolutionary advantage does having fecal dreadlocks caked around your rear end in a top hat have? Is it gay to shave your rear end in a top hat? How does one shave an rear end in a top hat anyway?
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Dec 13, 2014 18:40
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Warmer assholes
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Dec 13, 2014 18:40
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Dec 13, 2014 18:41
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shaving assholes is dumb because most people don't do it consistently so during anal when you go balls deep it can be itchy
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Dec 13, 2014 18:47
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Like making GBS threads through a wire mesh, bro
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Dec 13, 2014 18:47
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I have rear end hair , and big pubes i dont have major nut hair, the nuts are hairless p.much. Never had a chick have a problem sucking my nuts, or going balls deep with head. or both. also, chicks aint perfect, stop being a loving virgin. Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Dec 13, 2014 |
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Dec 13, 2014 18:48
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Get a brozillian wax
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Dec 13, 2014 18:52
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if you have rear end hair then shave it it feels so wrong. feels like your rear end is leaking or something, but you wipe and there's nothing there. hair must keep bum ghosts at bay.
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Dec 13, 2014 18:53
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Obscuritatem posted:if you have rear end hair then shave it it feels so wrong. feels like your rear end is leaking or something, but you wipe and there's nothing there. stay safe bum ghost
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Dec 13, 2014 18:54
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when i take a poo poo it's like the hull of a downed plane crashing through a rainforest canopy.
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Dec 13, 2014 18:58
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Obscuritatem posted:if you have rear end hair then shave it it feels so wrong. feels like your rear end is leaking or something, but you wipe and there's nothing there. Obscuritatem posted:when i take a poo poo it's like the hull of a downed plane crashing through a rainforest canopy. negative sex person
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Dec 13, 2014 19:00
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Why the gently caress do you think god gave us lighters and farts that catch on fire?
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Dec 13, 2014 19:01
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If you don't have rear end hair then in between your rear end crack will get mega sweaty during the summer the feeling of your sweaty cheeks sliding against each other while you walk is weird as gently caress.
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Dec 13, 2014 19:08
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I ripped out a tuft of rear end hair. Who wants to see it?
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Dec 13, 2014 19:13
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Arrest that rear end! posted:If you don't have rear end hair then in between your rear end crack will get mega sweaty during the summer the feeling of your sweaty cheeks sliding against each other while you walk is weird as gently caress. That actually seems like an argument for shaving
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Dec 13, 2014 19:13
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do chicks get butt hair i need to know
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Dec 13, 2014 19:18
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some do but they should be shaving everything down there anyway
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Dec 13, 2014 19:23
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Fajita Fiesta posted:do chicks get butt hair i need to know mostly mediterranean chicks but yea
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Dec 13, 2014 19:24
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what is their secret how do they deal with it , are they nairing their buttholes too? what is the wutang secret here
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Dec 13, 2014 19:25
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rear end hair is my secret shame. Every time I take a poo poo I have to go at my rear end hole with a metal wire sponge to get properly clean.
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Dec 13, 2014 19:27
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Fajita Fiesta posted:what is their secret how do they deal with it , are they nairing their buttholes too? 
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Dec 13, 2014 19:27
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Do think that someone would laser the hair from my rear end in a top hat if I payed them?
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Dec 13, 2014 19:57
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those places will laser any part of your body if you have money
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Dec 13, 2014 19:57
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HollisBrown posted:Do think that someone would laser the hair from my rear end in a top hat if I payed them? I really wouldn't want that poo poo growing back
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Dec 13, 2014 19:58
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Robo Reagan posted:those places will laser any part of your body if you have money Now I know what I'm doing with my christmas money
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Dec 13, 2014 19:58
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HollisBrown posted:How does one shave an rear end in a top hat anyway? Very carefully.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:11
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5'd
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Dec 13, 2014 20:13
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HollisBrown posted:How does one shave an rear end in a top hat anyway? with a mirror
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Dec 13, 2014 20:14
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HollisBrown posted:Do think that someone would laser the hair from my rear end in a top hat if I payed them? http://urbanbodylaser.com/vancouver/blog/balls-n-all-treatments-for-men/ the Balls-n-All™ treatment is trademarked
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Dec 13, 2014 20:16
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thought this was going to be about faux hawks or something I guess
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Dec 13, 2014 20:19
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gggiiimmmppp posted:http://urbanbodylaser.com/vancouver/blog/balls-n-all-treatments-for-men/ sign me up i wanna look like a preteen boy pls
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Dec 13, 2014 20:21
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I have so much rear end in a top hat hair that sometimes it'll get tangled up and create a little net over my butthole so that when I poop I have to push really hard and then it tears my rear end hair out. 
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Dec 13, 2014 20:23
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I like ripping out the hairs bit by bit till my butthole is smooth as a porpoise pussy.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:28
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You use a depilatory designed for faces if you want to remove anal hair. Magic Shave is a preferred brand.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:45
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Pick posted:You use a depilatory designed for faces if you want to remove anal hair. Magic Shave is a preferred brand. Why did they design nair for faces, when the only conceivable use is for your butthole? 
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Dec 13, 2014 20:47
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DoomLazer posted:thought this was going to be about faux hawks or something I guess faux fawkes and a soul patch
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Dec 13, 2014 20:49
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grow ur rear end hair into a long, luxurious mane and clean/condition it religiously. dye it the same color as ur normal hair and then weave them together, creating an uninterrupted stream of silky, voluminous hair flowing from ur scalp to ur rear end in a top hat
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Dec 13, 2014 20:50
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:Why did they design nair for faces, when the only conceivable use is for your butthole? hmmm op maybe so girsl dont have to go up to the counter a a big old box with rear end in a top hat HAIR REMOVER writ on it.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:50
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Just rip the hair out while you are removing dingleberries like any other goon that doesn't wipe properly.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:56
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:Why did they design nair for faces, when the only conceivable use is for your butthole? Ah, but you have misheard what they are actually saying! It is not for faces, its for faeces.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:58
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