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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Just in case you thought I was kidding, channel 7 seems to be broadcasting a speech from a Christmas tree in response to the attack:



(They're waiting for Tony Abbott to turn up and address the media but he's dawdling and keeping them waiting)

Tony Abbot is a young Dick Cheney.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Some brownistanis kill white folk everyone is up in arms but when an angry white man does it he's a freedom fighter wth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

dick cheney was right. lets torture more of these muslim motherf*ckers gently caress'em let their moon god sort it out

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Just in case you thought I was kidding, channel 7 seems to be broadcasting a speech from a Christmas tree in response to the attack:



(They're waiting for Tony Abbott to turn up and address the media but he's dawdling and keeping them waiting)

Picture in picture? the gently caress is this? ESPN??

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

because its probably some unhinged nutcase like the canada guys who was too big of a pussy to actually go to syria

I bet it's a real nerd, too. A real loving nerd, who never left to go to Syira. A real dumb little nerd, whom I have no respect for. With glasses.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

dick cheney was right. lets torture more of these muslim motherf*ckers gently caress'em let their moon god sort it out

Moon God?!?!?!?!?!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Robbie Fowler posted:

yeah, our SAS troops are seriously top notch motherfuckers.

Just a pity there's not a bar nearby...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Beef Turret posted:

The oppressed have a legitimate right to defend themselves. If it had been our countries under siege we would've done the same

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Chatterbox posted:

You missed the point of it mate, someone said Islam is a peaceful religion, and I'm sure that could be true if these cockheads would just stop getting all pissed about circumcision or whatever the gently caress they are pissing themselves over. Either way it's just an excuse for these criminals to carry out their agenda, make massive amounts of money, and spread worldwide terror. The smart thing would to do is not get involved, but Murica is all about that freedom, and we gotta spread that poo poo like herpes.

Except the Prophet Mohammed was not a chill guy and doing poo poo like this is emulating him further. And he's the center and foundation of the religion.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
THey are going to shoot the idiot fuckers who did this, with guns. But before that, I predict that that said idito fuckers will shoot a hostage, at least. The cocoa shop will reopen in a month, wiht a small and tasteful memorial fountain that doubles as a tip jar, by the door.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
sydney attacking isis

Rougey
Oct 24, 2013

Alan Smithee posted:

one thing, why did they call em SAS too? That's just confusing and makes me think they are still pining for old England
SASR.

Was formed in the 1950s, you know, after that War were we sent out best Troops to North Africa and the Middle East for the Motherland before Japan backdoored us. Also all the armed forced have “Royal” in their names.

America would also probably have an SAS too if they respected Tea.

Either that or Her Majesties Royal SEALs.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Alan Smithee posted:

bunch of people sent troops though. Hell Muslim countries have sent air support and are geographically closer, so it's like why so mad at Australia?

They said it to all them places as well.

Someone reported they wanted to speak to Tony Abbot and I could get behind an exchange of the hostages for him.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Somebody tell Tony Abbott I want to speak to him, too.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Does he have like msn.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Give them hell Shahids. Revenge for destroying our Ummah

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Minimalist Program posted:

Does he have like msn.

He's doing his hair

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
bomb mecca

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

I've been to that cafe, I don't understand how they have any customers at all. Overpriced, awful service and really mediocre food and drinks. Maybe it's a front of some kind?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

SpeedGem posted:

Well they are in a coffee shop,

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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What is wrong with this Tony Abott guy, I don't feel like googling, I'm eating cheesy poofs.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Tony Abbott you gently caress I know you are reading this thread, I saw you lurking five mintues ago you dumb bitch.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Guru Yaekob posted:

What is wrong with this Tony Abott guy, I don't feel like googling, I'm eating cheesy poofs.

He's a mean nationalist guy.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

The Peccadillo posted:

They said it to all them places as well.

Someone reported they wanted to speak to Tony Abbot and I could get behind an exchange of the hostages for him.

nah, they'd kill him then all we'd hear is how much of a hero he is

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Beef Turret posted:

Give them hell Shahids. Revenge for destroying our Ummah

Dune reader spotted

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
They might as well resume normal programming. This could drag on for days and it's not exactly exciting television.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Guru Yaekob posted:

What is wrong with this Tony Abott guy, I don't feel like googling, I'm eating cheesy poofs.

He is a younger dick cheney, minus the augmentations. Dick cheney literally has no pulse but is alive somehow.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Guru Yaekob posted:

What is wrong with this Tony Abott guy, I don't feel like googling, I'm eating cheesy poofs.

pee pee poo poo

he is a bad prime minister

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Was this taken 10 minutes ago? I asked the same of Rob Ford but why do you Aussies hate Tony Abbott so much and how was he elected

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Except the Prophet Mohammed was not a chill guy and doing poo poo like this is emulating him further. And he's the center and foundation of the religion.

But it's all a familiar kind of story, some fuckstain fucks off into the desert, doesn't know how to read or write, comes back with a bunch of bullshit written on some poo poo, all of a sudden people are killing each other over which fuckwit had it right in the first place.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he's got a hot bod

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Alan Smithee posted:

Was this taken 10 minutes ago? I asked the same of Rob Ford but why do you Aussies hate Tony Abbott so much and how was he elected

same reason we have obama and bush before him

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



imo those people should not have been taken hostage

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Minimalist Program posted:

Does he have like msn.

https://www.pm.gov.au/contact-your-pm

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

Was this taken 10 minutes ago? I asked the same of Rob Ford but why do you Aussies hate Tony Abbott so much and how was he elected

He got voted in and I literally know no one that voted for him/likes him.....and I know AT LEAST a dozen people IRL

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

katlington posted:

imo those people should not have been taken hostage

same i hope all goons can agree on this

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

same reason we have obama and bush before him

We elected more republicans in the senate this round too, next president is going to be a republican, it might even be Rick Perry. Expect more wars.

edit: the answer is always money.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Alan Smithee posted:

one thing, why did they call em SAS too? That's just confusing and makes me think they are still pining for old England

We based it off the British one initially. Then, like everything, we surpassed them.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

nah its gonna be bush v. clinton again and finally america will be swallowed in the lake of fire

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Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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The fact that this thread only has 5 pages over 2 hours shows me no one gives a gently caress about this prision country.

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