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"he corrupted my wish for some goddamn peace and quiet and now i dont have a kid anymore," one bereaved dad said
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this is already a better thread than the other one
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Dec 16, 2014 19:32
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i feel like the wishmaster would have had a much easier time getting his 3 wishes if he didn't kill people all the time
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Dec 16, 2014 19:37
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Idea for the next parody thread, feel free to use it:
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Dec 16, 2014 19:37
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wishmaster, i wish to be a moderator "wish.... granted" *becomes spanish manlove* n...nooooo
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Dec 16, 2014 19:38
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I wonder if any of the parents are secretly relieved to be absolved of their duties as parents. Imagine how guilty you must feel to be secretly happy at your new freedom that only the parent of a toddler can truly appreciate. Yeah, you'd cry a little but then you might smile as you look at the chopper in the garage.
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Dec 16, 2014 19:40
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Concerned Citizen posted:wishmaster, i wish to be a moderator lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
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Dec 16, 2014 19:56
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honestly i feel like you could get around most wishmaster issues by just being more specific with your requests. maybe have a team of attorneys work with you to define the parameters of your wish and deliver a 75-page document \
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Dec 16, 2014 19:59
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why would anyone trust wishmaster he is clearly a hosed up looking devil man who likes to snarl and cackle knowingly
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Dec 16, 2014 20:01
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Concerned Citizen posted:honestly i feel like you could get around most wishmaster issues by just being more specific with your requests. maybe have a team of attorneys work with you to define the parameters of your wish and deliver a 75-page document add a couple mullahs to the mix just to be safe
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Dec 16, 2014 20:03
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Concerned Citizen posted:honestly i feel like you could get around most wishmaster issues by just being more specific with your requests. maybe have a team of attorneys work with you to define the parameters of your wish and deliver a 75-page document "I wish I had a million bucks right now!" <crushed under an avalanche of male deer>
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Dec 16, 2014 20:11
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Everyone knows wishmaster doesn't have the capacity for automatic wishes and is best used for hunting or small games. I'm familiar with wishmaster not through actual wishes but instead the realistic wishmaster video games so I'm sure you'll all trust my expert opinion.
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Luvcow posted:Everyone knows wishmaster doesn't have the capacity for automatic wishes and is best used for hunting or small games. I'm familiar with wishmaster not through actual wishes but instead the realistic wishmaster video games so I'm sure you'll all trust my expert opinion. if u think ur using a wishmaster and not the other way around u got another thing coming buddy source: i used to be a freelance wishmaster when i was just out of high school
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