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People always talk poo poo about human physique but honestly think about how much bigger we are than most animals. Brute strength alone would take care of like 95% of other fauna. Plus if you were a wild animals and desperate to survive you'd probably do some poo poo that your civilized mind is incapable of even contemplating.
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Dec 18, 2014 14:13
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notZaar posted:People always talk poo poo about human physique but honestly think about how much bigger we are than most animals. Brute strength alone would take care of like 95% of other fauna. Plus if you were a wild animals and desperate to survive you'd probably do some poo poo that your civilized mind is incapable of even contemplating. poo poo bigger than us used to be a lot more common, we've spent last 10000 years driving large fauna to extinction.
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Dec 18, 2014 14:25
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P-Mack posted:poo poo bigger than us used to be a lot more common, we've spent last 10000 years driving large fauna to extinction. That's called playing the long game
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Dec 18, 2014 14:26
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so they can rip the penis off of people who keep them as pets op
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Dec 18, 2014 18:17
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Grody posted:shits rugged There we go That baby gazelle is gonna be any goon who tries to even look at an ape the wrong way As in, at all. Also, if I'm understanding the muscle ligament argument correctly, apes and poo poo have their muscles attached higher up on the bone, so it creates way more loving force, right? Same thing: try opening a door at the knob vs the hinge. Hinge takes way more power, so that's why these things can tear poo poo apart. Also the banana tree poo poo isn't impressive. They are loving tissue paper. You can cut them down with a butter knife.
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Dec 18, 2014 19:15
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:There we go Thats my understanding, chimps also have a greater muscle density, but not by too much. Like if their structure was like ours a 200 pound human could pretty easily over power a 125 pound chimp. However, that chimp is working with a pretty substantial natural mechanical advantage. That being said, their brains are big, and their skulls are pretty similar to ours. If a dude could get a really good combination on the button or shatter its eye sockets before it gets a hand full of dick I think the human would win. A gorilla though? No way. A gorilla is a bad attitude away from being a mythological monster.
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Dec 18, 2014 20:06
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:There we go re: leverage: correct, and as a trade-off they have relaly bad fine motor control because the same single muscle twitch moves a lot further which means it's hard for them to accomplish what for humans are really basic fine manipulation tasks that even small children master like opening bottles and doorknobs and stuff, let alone complex technologies like weaving.
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Dec 18, 2014 23:34
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didn't Charlie Bronson say he wanted to fight a monkey once? I wanna see that. He chinned a cow, like. They've got fat heads.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:14
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Grody posted:Case Study #6: Baboon v. Unarmed Man (1905) That's pretty badass. I don't think water counts as a weapon, so an unarmed man beat a large baboon only losing his face.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:19
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the key lesson from those apefight studies seems to be "do something quick before all your blood falls out"
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Dec 19, 2014 00:22
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I think I could kill a baby chimp. Even with a raging boner.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:23
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For the hubris of competing with and killing man we burn their jungles to make grazing land for our slow and delicious food animals. Oh yeah those. Nothing much just the entire species we convinced to get better at being eaten by us, the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. These knuckle dragging bitch tier knockoffs are being eradicated not because of some concerted effort on our part to survive a rival, but as a side effect while we laze about getting fat and inventing new porn. Gorillas: Zero Man: Victory by genocide. P.s our dicks are bigger too, eat poo poo primates.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:40
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I would challenge a gorilla to a fight but only one of them can loving talk and it's toddler level hand gesture poo poo. Think about this, prior to a human child mastering not making GBS threads himself, he has surpassed peak gorilla intellect. I'll go one on one with a single weapon I chose the A-10 Warthog.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:57
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Roki B posted:I would challenge a gorilla to a fight but only one of them can loving talk and it's toddler level hand gesture poo poo. Think about this, prior to a human child mastering not making GBS threads himself, he has surpassed peak gorilla intellect. It would just smash through the canopy and bite the top of your skull off.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:03
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Gorilla Gorilla gorilla
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Dec 19, 2014 03:50
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Poetic Justice posted:Gorilla Bison: bison bison Lynx: lynx lynx
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Dec 19, 2014 03:59
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how many chimps could you kill if you had a katana i gotta be honest and say 2 if i'm lucky
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Dec 19, 2014 04:00
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Chimpanzees are terrifying. especially towards the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM
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Dec 19, 2014 04:13
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Grody posted:this should clear this up for you retards who think a human can beat a chimp, gorilla or whatever loving monkey This owns, basically humans only won over the stronger apes when they had improvised weapons or strength in numbers. All the other fights went to the apes since since such as heavier weight and higher muscle strength gave them a big advantage in "fair" fights
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Dec 19, 2014 04:20
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notZaar posted:People always talk poo poo about human physique but honestly think about how much bigger we are than most animals. Brute strength alone would take care of like 95% of other fauna. Plus if you were a wild animals and desperate to survive you'd probably do some poo poo that your civilized mind is incapable of even contemplating. Baboons are pretty small but can still literally rip you apart like a Christmas ham
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Dec 19, 2014 04:34
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Roki B posted:For the hubris of competing with and killing man we burn their jungles to make grazing land for our slow and delicious food animals. Oh yeah those. Nothing much just the entire species we convinced to get better at being eaten by us, the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. You seem real mad at other t primates
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Dec 19, 2014 04:36
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i would use my superior human intellect to stay at home and watch dragon ball z the anime on my tv instead of fighting a chimp but lol nice try chimp
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Dec 19, 2014 04:38
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Farmer Jimbo posted:Chimpanzees are terrifying. Oh my god the comment section for that video. Retards, racists, and assholes. I mean I know it's a YouTube comment page, but this is exceptional.
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Dec 19, 2014 04:38
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Harime Nui posted:Baboons are pretty small but can still literally rip you apart like a Christmas ham 
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Dec 19, 2014 04:50
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Grody posted:shits rugged drat that's brutal, almost as bad as the insane monkey-frog rape.
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Dec 19, 2014 04:52
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how come champanzeesare so about to get the friction on
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Dec 19, 2014 05:02
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how many humans do chimps have imprisoned in cages? zero own3d b1tchez
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Dec 19, 2014 05:04
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Seen too much brutal poo poo lately, first a full sized hippo goring a baby hippo with its mouth agape and screaming, and now a baboon mutilating and disemboweling a still living thing. The animal world hates babies.
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Dec 19, 2014 05:05
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Baboons have teeth like a lion. gently caress that.  In the chimp video posted above, look at how fast those chimps climb those trees. They go up a tree trunk faster than humans could run up a ladder. I wish I had that kind of strength and dexterity. Another animal that has amazing dexterity is a squirrel. I keep some bird feeders in my backyard. In reality, squirrels eat most of the seed. I watch them hanging, upside down, holding on to a branch by 1 rear foot, while they swing back and forth to reach for another seed to eat. johnny sack fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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Dec 19, 2014 05:07
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I know of people who keep a .22 handy and turn bird feeder squirrels into delicious soup on the regular
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Dec 19, 2014 05:11
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naem posted:I know of people who keep a .22 handy and turn bird feeder squirrels into delicious soup on the regular didnt knoe you lived in missouri
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Dec 19, 2014 05:21
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johnny sack posted:Baboons have teeth like a lion. gently caress that. Yeah, except they ain't yellow. loving chew on a stick or something, lions.
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Dec 19, 2014 05:49
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naem posted:I know of people who keep a .22 handy and turn bird feeder squirrels into delicious soup on the regular do they also kill the rats that they see and eat rat soup?
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Dec 19, 2014 06:00
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baboons are also terrifying, as seen in this very educational filmstrip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2tnp4QCKtk&t=139s
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Dec 19, 2014 06:14
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Monkey Fracas posted:baboons are also terrifying, as seen in this very educational filmstrip: Ok guys so we put this fruit roll up around your neck, and try really hard not to giggle when our monkey Kevin snuggles you like crazy
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Dec 19, 2014 06:30
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ok so it looks like about 1 - 2 metres is the answer thats how far a chimp can cum roughlybased on initial testing i did with my hand and face
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Dec 19, 2014 06:31
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naem posted:Ok guys so we put this fruit roll up around your neck, and try really hard not to giggle when our monkey Kevin snuggles you like crazy all of the kill scenes are like that baboon jumps at something but you can't see what cut away to a person screaming with a baboon doll on their necks or just you hear them go AAAUGGGH SHAKMAAAAA offscreen and die
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Dec 19, 2014 06:39
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Monkey Fracas posted:baboons are also terrifying Agreed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy2mlZGaniE&t=231s
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Dec 21, 2014 05:12
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In Burrough's Tarzan novel, even though he's raised by the great apes and achieves ape abilities that sometimes exceed the great apes, he's still just too weak and ends up the bottom of the social hierarchy. Only his mother's protection keeps him alive. once she dies, he is outcast and finds his human parent's home and discovers a knife there which he refers to as his "tooth". He shows up back at Ape town and starts dominating the gently caress out of everyone with his tooth.
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