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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
you could be the most densely roided packed 7 foot tall mptherfucker and a gorilla would toss you like a lil baby

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

dads a mall cop posted:

the fast hands of bruce lee + the wit of the asian guy from ocean's eleven + the wristbands of john cena + whatever the rock is cookin

*witty man cracks wise, is thrown like a rag doll into crowd by gorilla, breaking his neck and killing a small child*

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*trained gorilla fighter enters ring with gorilla*

*hits gorilla in eye, punches as hard as can in stomach*

*gorilla unfazed, pulls mans arm out of his socket while blood sprays everywhere and he screams, gorilla beats man with own arm like some kind of mortal kombat game*

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