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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Say Nothing posted:

Yeah, gorillas have that thick brow ridge protecting their eyes.
No way could someone punch this hard enough to do any damage.



Moe would make short work of that beady eyed bitch gorilla. Two fingers right in the eyes

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
In Burrough's Tarzan novel, even though he's raised by the great apes and achieves ape abilities that sometimes exceed the great apes, he's still just too weak and ends up the bottom of the social hierarchy. Only his mother's protection keeps him alive. once she dies, he is outcast and finds his human parent's home and discovers a knife there which he refers to as his "tooth". He shows up back at Ape town and starts dominating the gently caress out of everyone with his tooth.

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