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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
humans are kind of unimpressive physically when compared to like any other animal roughly our size, honestly

have you seen what like a bigass cat can do, drat

it's a very good thing we can do the whole "speech" and "advanced tool use" thing

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Whiskey Sours posted:

flintstones fleshlight

It's a livin'!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
keep your chimp hand strong

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Harald posted:

now chimps evolving from humans, that i could believe

they are probably happier than us by and large due to being dumber

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

those are baby chimps (there is also a baby tiger)

if it was an adult it would be going right for the balls

etalian posted:

It also a combination of technology and also physical characteristics. For example being able to carry water during the hunt and also sweating to avoid overheating.

The deer on the other hand eventually collapses from dehydration and heat exhaustion.

serves that stupid deer right

GO HUMANS

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

game over banana breath



that ninja hates the doobie brothers

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I like to think orangutans are the goons of the ape world

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Stoic Commie posted:

mad about apes

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
i think gorillas are the greatest apes of all

I suggest human alliance with gorillas to wipe out the chimp menace

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
baboons are also terrifying, as seen in this very educational filmstrip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2tnp4QCKtk&t=139s

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

Ok guys so we put this fruit roll up around your neck, and try really hard not to giggle when our monkey Kevin snuggles you like crazy

all of the kill scenes are like that


baboon jumps at something but you can't see what

cut away to a person screaming with a baboon doll on their necks or just you hear them go AAAUGGGH SHAKMAAAAA offscreen and die

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