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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:gorillas are cooler than chimps, i also think it would be less painful and humiliating to be mauled by a gorilla, like a cleaner kill. discuss 
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Drink Cheerwine posted:hmmm.. gonna ask my doctor about ligament readjustment surgery. maybe it's too late for me, but my son will thank me later. 80 World records. 
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I don't think people realize how freaking massive gorillas are.
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spud posted:10x strength to weight and so on. 6'8" 450lb Brian Shaw, two-time winner of The World's Strongest Man, lifting 1100lbs+.  Now imagine a barbell with ten times as much weight.
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 Vs.  Sorry Brock, but how do you put an armbar on something with 30" forearms?
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Adorable. Here's a gorilla ripping a banana tree in half. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI&t=40s
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BlazingSun posted:they try to but then they end up getting shot in Ferguson. 
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Yeah, gorillas have that thick brow ridge protecting their eyes. No way could someone punch this hard enough to do any damage. 
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Robo Reagan posted:I really, really want to see a human get in to a legit fight with a gorilla, no tools allowed 1v1. Do we get to pick which human? I'd go for Mills Darden, a 7'6" farmer who weighed around 1000-1100 lbs. Maybe he could smother the gorilla by falling on it. 
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